《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPODS2LCIXI

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoJwRjQK0g
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「答對囉！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNIN281RYg
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdFKMTPYFv
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iENh7Dzob
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「咦咦咦！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmCOiKWvjG
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtCA0o9551
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeIEDksbLO
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「要開始囉！一號！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIb8Hmin8b
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是三岐。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30bp34JAlp
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1fnfmrPoa
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRzfQIG9UD
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk6Qeo2PmY
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後面追著兩個人。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmPXG846oe
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYyjvJ0KPQ
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZHI8ggrhu
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDdlAkihlu
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我加快腳步。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz2W7PhB1W
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfcbpuAYQR
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cRZjrPMFj
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4PCK1oq2T
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkVGzl7lHS
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6jXLhiJ8f
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzup5YvfHT
我開始默默祈禱。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LaFaSaiWo
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWaJOagEvs
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCnXlT3FhM
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三岐走下台。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN95z6uFSM
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEKUtxtdub
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ek04Nmal7
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkqctVCcus
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BtC1arKKv
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtVtMrDiBw
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxlEWhCYAg
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaBg7IaspK
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJpWoFww86
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「五十。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdwwmRTf4R
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFxpKBDACt
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjBcUKwWvb
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YbTmOiqXK
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nse7PllAl
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hfr06s5OV
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「因為這是背景設定。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7JFrZPMSB
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrivbYNVMN1
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbor5Q88iwE
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「再縮短一點。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFh07JUrdG
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6YWoJ0mpS
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「再短一點。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA0Ki2G2nr
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV7rArvWZT
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL4LebNOvR
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDLdPtIsAS
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「世債哈樓。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlUpFwhgvu
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EZvAoIaaR
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OpCQwOd7o
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvmUhUKpcN
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「請把酒放回桌上。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzXIiRUV8K
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQsJQXlWRh
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBRwUGnAV1
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhRUOPRKi7
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFUTR1XZah
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4Yh7aQ9BW
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluIJqYZMWt
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK7hHg68Sh
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3XIdmQ4eb
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyFvHBaJsX
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89YLTbAl6F
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqCTjtfJdo
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「貓公爵是什麼？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3lAtYCSAc
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSK7XRaJYj
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fp6IMGjO7
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcb3FU9m1C
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHYHxdXK2S
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9MuvdjtzY
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3mjivpH8B
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「三等於八。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWxy2iKKTT
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbWeQkXcxt
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljkZKKa6NR
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XolMl6tj0
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum31t7N7n0
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa1BR2sVYw
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp7qrai6xM
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你們這群小王八蛋。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUqX6s9OMr
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQJjfXkfwK
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRpu50Vqhx
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCucgJcha1
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6GElbDNUy
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiIxJpDJRU
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9Qnkz9qTm
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHjaWThrR5
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5ubZGJzZ8
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkYlvm6EsQ
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVWSuCXXy3
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GwHBbKCcq
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKOEBVl1Ud
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KvaGOELEH
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeNo61esFm
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdamcuKjuus
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「上台吧，快下課了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIdGoR2VQi
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4axEa1NkF
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYNdNDbrj4
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AeRx2dTnu
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQt0t7C81X
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd4TLZwJDi
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF9E0DEk2M
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0jHzjrFTQ
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf4Gc8zrm3
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbjs7Ek1W9
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c9zaWNbG9
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7LKGBheRS
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet7NpjgsBA
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「廢話！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtR0NGEpMp
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpNulBoPt4
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y8dNGSmBm
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3YbjdlB0d
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowf6ihkMMA
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlIROdotc6
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJDb4Fuyy9
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「三等於八等於五十。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bLWMFH10N
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCBVDdmf03
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLWNNIploy
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vcAMJHdwF
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwEKosVIc1
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3hpR9lrE7
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNMmrggR5p
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GS9m5zW5N
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETzUknNCYf
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKoRXZ8JnF
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tTDamlrZg
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KJA7lgmjX
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgqf2mLm2V
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64KyNxuuwb
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkjbJ5JZs9
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJxFWJKBrw
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiyRp0Tjp8
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssZAWDwp0A
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6qiByXhVr
這時，小女孩───」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkDzMl5q5B
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr45qsTxMja
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRzjQJiDH4
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeu9sNscRi
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBy8xRXuua
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xqS7qn7Yv
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「完美結尾！？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf12cKRz7OM
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiWa1CjO99

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c5YhmVrPv
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3PLm80kr4
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當日結果：346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57c2Qvn5QW
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難得沒有事件發生。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYaMLglPdR
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柳困依然單身。

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