《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOiNcRsdPP

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59gV82rXlx
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「答對囉！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbKbAvzqFG
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V87Y8MtAC
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoZ9387lbk
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「咦咦咦！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxszlY1EgS
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa9t45iTlI
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS3ac1Qp1f
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「要開始囉！一號！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrNSQO9VpF
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是三岐。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1P2FN8OsV
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hlkzd2131
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDJwVvcyZy
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrKfRKxzUy
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後面追著兩個人。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9zuMd46lP
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMA71F8y1p
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPuqu1ZVzd
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lgEt2OSSj
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我加快腳步。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuotNyciHs
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsFf6jeu0b
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwTYY5XFJi
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJleE0aoQQ
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXSsiLG5EB
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxNRLMu2ut
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtecZbhhwHx
我開始默默祈禱。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1yAxn80Wb
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36XtG3vHRV
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYriQ1wvHs
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三岐走下台。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh5kwELkow
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwEHxP2PtG
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1NxdFGySo
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgBev49LZn
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxdl888DLC
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mzFdXtvl5
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1k4K6HeUe
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjmjZIPZ3e
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbFhKTKjP0
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「五十。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gwfCsARaP
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVKqSup03Z
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbaVXfg6K4
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYQQpeddEu
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJTpzrGc84
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAfrLmPo45
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「因為這是背景設定。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrlYfTGF0c
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldyVWFQDeF
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrxGnfM2zi
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「再縮短一點。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVTtv8FcsC
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhUIsO4ZbQ
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「再短一點。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6geUQCFM63
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhSc3Z4QQk
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaZIQf8jgL
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRueJ0LAcI
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「世債哈樓。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBD64MIrZx
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5EuuZsGwz
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAh9k2Og2e
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77s9MhKB5v
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「請把酒放回桌上。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqFX3HG7Ly
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU6Zu2bL5W
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl42Md8Fdk
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe0K13UVZV
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyo3Cec1r2
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC36JzG7CM
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lCTXrbWeH
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTRu9To7KT
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpM2z37yHf
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeBMCgVeWa
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGqGhZn4q7
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFTE87BSvR
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「貓公爵是什麼？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYlh0Jvpmy
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CukvMlkJf
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HbeRNJU9y
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ObP02jB1n
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSXz9uvWrS
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaCqWKoiZX
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR6d54KlIB
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「三等於八。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3UDg3TPEn
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR61hT5PEqf
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv9LaROkZo
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JZjtMkia0
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6HW2tbczF
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I75SzNrbS
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcPAUukw8E
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你們這群小王八蛋。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamw9y0irbv
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC6zr9hwAq
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmR9kTyG0y
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22DEX47Eb6
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3m61aKPIJ
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TuGA8SB18
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dEUK2cSZc
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoDjw5h8Yg
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A0OmMQYQT
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwefTmoLSpA
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhovs5pP4nb
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「廢話！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv9dFgNGbi
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXHeIzXG2l
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc3RorNn3I
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCgVebcVlQ
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「三等於八等於五十。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosHrns02on
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzas2aDLCR
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcDSi3S1wa
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgoqOPKQKh
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbgK43xe6b
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIDpM6rgDA
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡds89p490pk
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM9MzoI4N8
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79nDIxJixA
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwKZ5z3gRl
這時，小女孩───」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqYhSLQD3S
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYjBL9PWuf
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAl01eYdZ7
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG6c0znR7B
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCzQ1H3lhF
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pGV6YLfPb

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NhYV86Ab2
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayviqJVHXq
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當日結果：256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy2tHmF61v
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難得沒有事件發生。256Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CeDAc4cG5
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柳困依然單身。

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