第四回 情人242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpg1jSgVEU
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究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo4iVh5l8r
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO99JQ3Y4X
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTTQy4uiUQ
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlv7icn4lf
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlTzopMY9x
咁人妻玩app呢？242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaYSQmeXmm
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOtEmvs5tC
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiASekozAz
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs0A5ZZGvB
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHRXvBPQKi
樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡes1TcKgjio
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdCd7vkkxb
由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhNOxni879
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gp2iS0MdT
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEK3jm70Dc
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2gCdYT7Pb
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1spCXMWRs
等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dr7Drm6vE
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqSZGshdxV
見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrANdWjczds
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R6zXY0vdb
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhO2D354GQf
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhZPKPXmjx
無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPyVRFWlZS
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wtmwCFzAh
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2uIllYKuM
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNevJeQ5cx
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GbNSmicDT
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4yBxX1klI
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jIxCCFXM5
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYxqpfW7n6
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QtDcpsluV
冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0KKkZKIni
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBlwfMAm2e
我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsBPWYAWbV
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6BgTYg8GJ
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k8r39yLMI
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif5MSqjmkT
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD95QJAEuyT
一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuBNNumFhc
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJPaDwuCEN
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWFQRoG1lx
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlo9svQZ3E
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XAMRdT4Ce
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PqJoOSgTQ
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gGsoxcp1B
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHoE2INDoE
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTg4yNZLyW
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LrVF5hGjc
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjbvgyJoUu
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAYPO8OHkC
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUW7gFv7kJ
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcbvWrgI8k
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUtVA5oemX
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCR5CPOOTz
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtWGWzH3nx
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DUwIScRHO
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhWTjYNg4R
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsjjH7d7Xf
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZNcfBUejW
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8Rm6CxmVm
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJinqCoBZm1
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Fl1ZtNAb
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30g1MdP9xz
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKlwzmrR4T
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN35foG9RMS
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiQxn88uXE
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8L8SnwMaE
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYsMZkiGgd
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvW0rquRQO
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2isbAqjtvV
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JFqGX5s4s
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0GKTTn7qW
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ij49zf1Jg
我：[做乜咁問？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfVtMfbA5T
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GY3siv4uP
囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsTdrTTux7
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhpQmAuDya
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pxpmyf9Mp
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h1fIhGyOo
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzua3tjM08k
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofLCKIFpj3
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNuhBvU1hJ
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMUUPJcEma
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fNY2FiWMG
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2yPyWNw0z
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYDzIMdgNn
我：[點解呢？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN1jGop7c5
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm12LmS66Y
囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP4VacIlQ0
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeWerzYJKd
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6Y5Sy3e9j
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EMxrufdGd
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhTfFvYOfc
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0Ylw1zffT
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClosucdlxm
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSI44bUpNS
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb6qiHRz9t
囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDacOoYKwJ
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEs3S877Rm
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt4hhy0bCj
我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy8v3gWbdB
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZs4QOjvoBn
囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlLsWYaRZk
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDEqRPgr77
我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y2LrmsRwI
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvDRU4KBgE
囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg0f7dg7Pt
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqOIzUfZZh
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4tDIgcf2E
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MbrSDF1Bq
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPC5psjSrG
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguQ0p8ALFY
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvylLEUg20u
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7ZFnrPsIO
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7XlKZWhxd
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcJKOJYqKE
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24jyLTY7mA
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrMCVhUWEP
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy943HCqzT3
我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hElhKqn3w
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2yVltIAko
個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVIMIl48c0
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Y5EVi65T
記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wcu5UJHRL
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS2z9FMyHx
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8J7K1WgPV
我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6QHYVtBBU
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVXnfLef0n
我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuONBO25iYy
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat29pUID2h
食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP26iIZer8D
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAac90wOBCx
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~未完待續~242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1pMu5lzun
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