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通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeStlqrid9
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbtSRacGWB
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqay8g2hjhh
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如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBvvcnZ7dh
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyTdRFaCEZ
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CJWy1YF90
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSyZ49ZztN
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRQGkTL8oL
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCvv2cBs1C
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VegT805Xo
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvu47DTvQZ
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFsi9wK7Hq
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUORt0SvQlE
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBJZfwlszL
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxggrqnHRu
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係唔係玩野呀…220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoT5ejVsfT
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfR3uRjGIo
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeX41N0iHP
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0FZtRQ5P3
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrvjaUV80T
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgXFJhNSYI
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT14GBbact
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoyXh9265c
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZN0PUbEfF
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX36jilVl4
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樂敏：【好一般。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8V8eWiTy3
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ2hDdlrQl
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8bfsUXhIx
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW1jq4aeFT
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v1Y1GM9BL
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqasf4035F
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct83JHy2vA
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojL226qwur
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G8wPFEVhN
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGQcBnsIjq
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymojBtIK5r
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXhfAiPlMA
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpW7lc05a0
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我：【吓…】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsaklfEN0R
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDZPSC4mdu
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVgZ9wbrLJ
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQDgSkGPpt
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWBDYaQMt4
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OD2Zf2qm0
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO8o0cZ4VC
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwMSbYnj8V
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepANzq4DqK
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE32CmI1NRJ
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8ZbxsOLCv
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8PCGBfO9I
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtzr0aFTss
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY37IhFF0FH
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwJQua79ZL
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHduVKAcG1l
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJJvQ0CBFY
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnTAXx18Sp
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfElENq7e3
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFbknFrVtv
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw3Ab7uPmV
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZPZkUo8VJ
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzfiKGXfll
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q8jgKPFlO
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLTUi8S9de
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVZZoHKOgK
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqVIp32xcf
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU4kCOSXHb
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樂敏：【嗯。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKkBL4JYax
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitSjZputDg
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjjia1RIFt
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU04OZaKtJ
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv67rvm8p6
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ4ht7uZhM
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGkF0CGCtt
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ9n3gnzdU
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGDIuzrmqG
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YuZ5zWVYP
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr5AL6ZKin
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1BGywE96r
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FeLa0UFxe
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETmgKTupdR
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxTsvZwYwN
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURS81u33MO
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7UjohYj2k
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDu2Z4sxpj
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TqwDyycFj
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCY8YBPrMpH
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUAPiMbpkk
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp3q8OcsSJ
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1hlVsWxJg
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AGmDcDuZn
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmka7yHazA3
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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