第九回 孤身走我路254Please respect copyright.PENANAGVrjD1sF9H
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自從冬叔走咗佬留底個爛攤子比我同冬嬸,睇返公司盤數先知冬叔一早步處好晒,之前D行家欠佢嘅錢都收返晒,公司戶口一豪子都無,銀行條數只好留比冬嬸我無能為力,見佢一把年紀人財兩失好可憐,硬住頭皮幫佢手執埋D手尾,跟住就正式加入失業大軍。254Please respect copyright.PENANAoQF9QmWZGG
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無同老婆講我失業,唔係怕佢擔心而係怕佢煩,佢D邏輯比較奇怪。254Please respect copyright.PENANA5fCIprYqls
以前試過同佢講如果失業唔知做乜好,結果佢話:[你咁鍾意玩HiFi咪去個HiFi Sales囉。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAm6tZp65aRa
咁我夠鍾意睇四仔啦,唔通又可以去做AV男優咩?有咁易我就唔洗不斷食檸檬啦,四十幾歲人無學歷又無體力又無技能,見過好多唔同工種,D人一見你係中年人又無經驗即刻耍手擰頭。254Please respect copyright.PENANA07dQn0qP7K
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馬死落地行為咗搵食只好乜工都試下做,試過做送水,返咗半日就比人話無氣無力唔請,又試過做飲食,一日打爛幾隻杯結果比人炒咗,連步兵都做過,可惜唔夠印巴搶單。254Please respect copyright.PENANA7j8KtlzxWe
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好彩有一類工種係唔需要乜野特別技能,真係乜人都請,你地一定會以為係做保險或者傳銷啦?No la ,出賣親朋戚友呢D野我唔做嘅,我講緊呢一行好特別,因為你只需要有腳力同笑容。254Please respect copyright.PENANAplAYWNv74t
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成世人除咗結婚好似未著過西裝,今日第一日返工好難得著住一套整齊黑西裝,照照鏡望落都重幾靚仔唔差得過劉華幾多,換好衫就行出去一個即將開賣嘅新樓盤大堂,見到一大班人有男有女有老有嫩,男嘅同我一樣西裝筆挺,女嘅短裙高踭鞋。254Please respect copyright.PENANAcmnjpntWlC
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大家都著到靚一靚,只要一有人行過D女就好似夜場做嘅小姐咁笑到四萬咁口行過去,男嘅就好似馬夫咁沖過去係咁叫老細呢邊,成個場面有D混亂又有D搞笑,呢班香港特有產物就係地產經紀,三更貪五更富完全係香港人寫照,好彩以我今時今日嘅職位唔洗再做呢D野。254Please respect copyright.PENANAjUEJaPcYw9
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就係我隔岸觀火欣賞緊呢場大混戰時有人叫我,一個同我一樣著黑西裝矮我兩個頭嘅肥佬慢慢行近。254Please respect copyright.PENANAMCJwiGmqKT
肥佬一口潮州音話:[你…叫阿明…係唔係呀?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAk42gbunIua
唔知佢有幾耐無行過路,睇見佢行幾步路呼吸都好似有D問題咁喘晒氣標晒汗,呢個肥佬就係呢個場嘅老大。254Please respect copyright.PENANAbGERdSSmcS
第一日開工見到高層點都要恭恭敬敬咁叫聲:[阿頭早晨,係呀我叫阿明。]254Please respect copyright.PENANACIWvSK9PM4
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佢抖順條氣之後講:[嗱,你唔好企呢到啦,過去企嗰邊睇住佢地。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAVwjL3nNQQa
然後一手指住商場入口嗰位。254Please respect copyright.PENANA583tNFSMDE
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嗰到好丫睇得重清楚,我應咗一聲:[哦。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAoK3BWzRCOv
正當我想行過去時肥佬又叫停我。254Please respect copyright.PENANAM6r3fT1rPC
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肥佬:[等等。]254Please respect copyright.PENANABuJIbzerC7
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轉身望住肥佬問:[乜野事呀阿頭?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAY8EbYKABxs
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肥佬示意我烏底身,然後佢係我耳邊細細聲講:[如果班友又打大交你唔好理佢地。]254Please respect copyright.PENANALytG4abssv
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我:[吓,打交?個個都著到咁斯文唔會呱。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAaBKkcRvy5G
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肥佬笑一笑話:[美中關係一向都差。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAgVIBp276eq
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聽到我拗晒頭:[美中?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAWdESzsCffM
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肥佬:[美聯同中原呀。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAGk3uMI0uZx
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我:[哦…]254Please respect copyright.PENANAB1hP4iIGVO
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肥佬:[佢地上星期先打完。]254Please respect copyright.PENANABghPeaCIkA
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我:[又睇唔出喎,咁如果真係郁手都由得佢地呀?會唔會搞出人命架?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAOIJa6AqX2T
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肥佬:[唔會,成班病壞手軟腳軟邊有本事打死人。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAf1O6oZuMn6
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我:[咁點處理?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAN2gjMPHZEI
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肥佬:[咁梗係第一時間叫清潔過嚟睇下地下有無水呀垃圾呀同清走D雜物啦。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAxPAVU5lFpi
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我係咁點頭表示明白:[咁我地做乜呀?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAYXeaItUhB3
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肥佬:[咪睇住佢地做囉。]254Please respect copyright.PENANA3Uv8laAj47
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肥佬陰陰嘴笑住話:[我地做保安嘅職責只係維持秩序,啫係叫D人排下隊同埋唔好塞住個商場入口,打交呢D野已經超出我地工作範圍我地無權管。]254Please respect copyright.PENANA7kwgeiVWfV
呢個肥佬咁卸膊嘅…254Please respect copyright.PENANAo7aAhgmRO5
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我:[咁…如果佢地唔停手呢?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAXLoFg3ILiw
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肥佬鎖晒眉話:[你估劈友咩,幾時見過打交會打到唔停手丫?打麻雀就會唔停手。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAgNAzORPNO4
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我:[咁又係…]254Please respect copyright.PENANAmaV0qWNgdm
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肥佬又再拉一拉我叫我烏底身,又再係我耳邊細細聲話:[我地保安部開咗個盤口,睇下呢個月打最耐係幾多分鐘,你有無興趣玩下?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAkN3pJUURNX
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我:[睇嚟呢個場都經常開波喎。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAVGx2szGJc2
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肥佬:[當然啦,唔係點解叫你唔好理佢地。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAU8ujpzRMIW
正所謂小賭可以怡情大賭可以變李嘉誠。254Please respect copyright.PENANA7V1u5qoebK
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我:[咁…現在個盤口係幾多?]254Please respect copyright.PENANAVhMQdOaPEI
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肥佬:[上分鐘之內一陪一,一分鐘以上一陪二。比個貼士你呀上次佢地打咗唔夠三十秒。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAQVEeMtKBW9
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我:[咁如果打唔成呢?]254Please respect copyright.PENANABRnGhREgd8
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肥佬:[莊家,啫係我通殺。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAbNVbnewFxw
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我:[原來如此…]254Please respect copyright.PENANA8XFGlrPoW4
果然係老屎忽,唔怪得之可以做保安部大佬。254Please respect copyright.PENANAJQMvKdG5Vy
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我:[咁我細細地玩下。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAWyBZVJjX0a
然後係銀包攞咗一舊水比肥佬,佢收完錢之後笑笑口咁慢慢行返入保安室。254Please respect copyright.PENANAeNGuiO6sOb
行行下佢又轉身對住我講:[記住笑笑口呀,如果唔係一陣又比人投訴話我地保安成日黑口黑面架啦。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAIJfgYJzx98
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我:[哦。]254Please respect copyright.PENANAlOGriulmmi
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第一日工作正式開始,返保安真係好無聊成日企係到發呆,唯一娛樂就係睇下女同望住班地產經紀爭客。254Please respect copyright.PENANAnG0vNTrD9s
幾辛苦先磨到夠鐘食中午飯,以前都係一個人食飯多估唔到新工都依然係一條友食,睇呢我唔只無女人緣,連人緣都無。254Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ79sbRIQ4
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好彩我唔係唯一一個,望下身邊好多人都係一條友食飯,個個都係望住手機,254Please respect copyright.PENANAVuaRugISg5
就算一班人食飯,D人都係各自望住部手機同其他人係零交流,有時覺得都市人真係好冷漠。254Please respect copyright.PENANA8knSj7gNWE
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忽然我諗起文欣,呢排掛住搵工都好少同佢傾計,唔知佢有無跟我提議去做呢?254Please respect copyright.PENANACb2OgqOXJ4
雖然係好難同人開口講有性需要,特別係女人,好易比人一個好淫嘅錯覺,但係有時非常期就要用D非常手法先可以達到目的。254Please respect copyright.PENANAOe6yQo8ny5
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~未完待續~254Please respect copyright.PENANAz6JvoD1ZSv
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