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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRLT3uLTjX
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sfYto7MZm
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忽然佢又爆咗句：【哈哈，我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多，幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女，知唔知個醜字點寫。】310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS51wSIQQkM
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢，好彩我係一個有修養嘅人，幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口，不過.... 比人咁樣串，唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzFO1UhwVl
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫：[黃小明。]310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO8xzejTjK
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