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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflcRQbZESM
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnSjDMp24A
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyalKmpKpn
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jNLzFhomd
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHHinuVrh3
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeKLkRuVgJ
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKR9kY1Qgf
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnoFchRePB
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPEokZVd0V
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HxjiKekW5
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMBwG7U89V
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkguVRDWcj
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytmOLcCR6o
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我問：【乜水呢架？】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fmmWhJKBq
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbx8kpmgwe
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglItEn1obs
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCvSdvf3Nz
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVm4iSlfu9
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Maybo：【有呀。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GPnFyutk0
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JwhxnAo69
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPZZW4SrRr
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr77RopKhsT
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8THJCn5Rgm
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6jCPBbLp8
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QNkznUz3n
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E09TaOnhT
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5XgfC8oFN
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtuMphbhDW
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmc8lujv34Z
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelKscii4DA
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoGFflk6Bh
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4gpeifBwe
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS1SKpp6D0
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofdPvSglRV
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DrFNvKhJK
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGNSVmNkoM
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi23bjOHKRE
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk5Di3vsLc
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00Om7gJL20
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我：【無言。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzlS15mxXx
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOdGP2GMzD
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcLINueNaf
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqyeT9hLY7
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonrbb1Uggi
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoQNJOXRVJ
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Wndk4SPb8
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0OB9jEJoD
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8NnyCiRfj
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHWa6FZZU2
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTBVrFLogJ
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfRWHUMJta
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpNhLI3YNv
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAEUCCV8QF
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4iJm525Ik
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu29PzYwU3
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT1T3w8c50
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我：【OK。】283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSWzS1aktk
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFDdmBc1J5
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGTNoVRLQp
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN8Cy9Ehsl
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB95tMPOFKs
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70ua5OUgcu
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdIZtCwQS6
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNSekIAE4E
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7eUOJ7oyS
D橙散到一地都係，個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvQQDY9xPR
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55nzHmT4VC
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa9EVGRjQI
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnozbnWxg5
印巴有D唔好意思咁話：[唔該晒，你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16NTi3YlAF
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0pDoLhvyO
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLEZd9WYEz
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印巴：[真係唔該晒。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d0LWyt2Tw
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiju714lQS
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句：[你地…請唔請人呀？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWA4n907zC
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquRzKBvgZt
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印巴：[你？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg70N35R5Ys
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我：[係呀，我講真架。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgymFzvat8V
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTUrQhBlat
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx022jwEBr
印巴對住我講：[你等一陣。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZCi9CQgBA
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQqQORCRi2
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YFDzQ5AMU
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLw9hu9soQc
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUb5IBwEuS
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJrfKGQ29w
就係我準備走時印巴問：[你怕唔怕辛苦？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOySerulDoU
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印巴：[咁你留個電話比我，有工開我call你。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczAIkHOg7x
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於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkPaDzNBlS
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就係咁，我開始咗做炒散嘅日子。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z7E4cdsvi
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