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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSjacS7LRF
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS0cGRDiAM
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEwW9R9ZyU
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2GrBOnLUm
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51FYqRtolf
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GkNZABM6A
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNBweqJmXh
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW2740RGKU
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPqkUAO5N4
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBs2LsahIB
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKkm1DEhzR
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLPWrlOmTg
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我問：【乜水呢架？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8CgtyXpF0
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOFdfV2sZB
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ7NgU4Xc3
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkm61Pkn6u
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX2eLHlD1t
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Maybo：【有呀。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuauVRMEaLs
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcdbV9BxUC
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPDwt63CkP
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr96l2O9cg
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XJtkinAfx
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0Kpprq3W0
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUoorDStdD
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdHMg6mF2f
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorzvfHCxtN
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzIs8UwhDx
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt8QLiK2SZ
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvPEDdxkvT
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquFVaHajsb
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiai9N4bLfS
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtfvXsAwI4
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0RavJSVOa
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe4cQlXw3O
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUpUaqP1xE
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqekz9lvr8l
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz87VdiULXy
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLtLVHtnT4
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我：【無言。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahZLrsfUt9
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr69zqaA8LW
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QehK1npBf
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSUIOdXKt4
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqNXILM5VE
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4wSassG3h
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZmAsA75ed
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNW3zYlgLE
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7rmrcjKnH
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTjBG05QjN
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD2GdvfJko
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8r2JmWypP
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrFq0Y9iwA
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyYUBRkMQK
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfyhWCIywc
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WkpQMbiov
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZmIJj1nWR
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我：【OK。】220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNPZikbb3g
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JakCzamdR
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrzLxo9FPU
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXD3YLP8V6
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaLljGzhAQ
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CPwNgJP8b
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7CiTcTWVs
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX7GRW9asK
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnMogp3q0F
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguyoGcnrBG
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXn2StpvJq
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKocSM7VM5p
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRATfVbcwBU
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3fwRmUFbQ
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hfb5pXS2C
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFnM3iTr6h
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0H2gY19Qk
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2H0pZajlU
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcOW01gy5y
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MySyC2cAR
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印巴：[咁你留個電話比我，有工開我call你。]220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa5hbIR1Os
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