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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP4zDtAA43
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz99dtVNW3
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeG8Wn88DA
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每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAArZZufRK
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句：[嗯…]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkRK4VbDMp
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxim2oIdir
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirbisMgHze
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPONSJCzpA
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZBcyZ2Gy2
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECrdzaxFFD
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2iGUnoTx5
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTARkqGkcX
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佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliowG5FzPR
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再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS9KWuUYh4
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADgqIKb6yZ
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87wPxbUqsj
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRPxC7LbWC
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9XfLldr3Q
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落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomDTQx3d17
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk57F8nJNLn
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXwpAcmj5q
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHdXvDiHjW
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtWEZJazdY
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今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBYoZmLU90
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkLE7YuEzC
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D2nE6cCwg
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH35KqPkYXO
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食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vYQWxiprJ
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSOc6uzgnR
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmp1oyVtF6
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuIRoG7GKL
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1BR6qIABk
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDKPT5H0jy
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81f0wnvPqv
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOZ4CbNlrE
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pjc0cwHvd
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oN7Rq4DAD
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiHqPDrxfu
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX8iZKzxmT
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0kqcADVPx
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxV87eJya2
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzXQ7Q7Siw
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe7D5xA1wF
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