第二十六回 ふれあい178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHtym0TN6y
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifEEoE02dn
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQPORNFd2k
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5oatTNT6D
不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8qNaoFmDW
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSsoQH4JtV
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZVvoYHl1f
中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs27iwSyLzn
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkj7lQWq4h
望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahVjBwYQTw
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77CMhPPmhI
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsy8lyoUGq
一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ568v5BB39O
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYtNRo5kIQ
望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoRbLi78hU
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5ulYrVQUm
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNci6ADi5g
亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FJW2DiJc6
佢望住我忍唔住笑。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp22Xp089MN
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC9oGHFPsM
我問：［做乜？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqaDAuI2y9
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNYOA9908U
亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEGvAI8bYK
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyj1xYurcn
我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp5sylzKqQ
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNvckz6vwR
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoQoro6JFq
坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUaJBD5xdJ
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO75OaXn9N
攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasQk1nqSBn
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vXLTrUSmS
當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdMDdHL6Jj
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkDvBaQpb2
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnez2jBUQn
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIq5psNroz
侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p1dkVfjru
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuOZCiLdMS
亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzgbI90ezB
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeKKfI8aGH
我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AvdXAoygg
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxBX8uXLLK
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIchRUkoY6
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88joqIer4L
我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlIZIqxqKY
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz2G2TYL1h
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpqdGh2oh1
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjj4EAFQ6r
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m4uIWKo9D
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR5wgOSJO4
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4udgRpfc6
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9U4t3PLNn
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZSUXeZt8i
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1cpRKhEdn
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalDgIZBDMm
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5rKiZOxKG
我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam3HYxnOwI
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLjbpGCgjn
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKbNRgCKEq
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDLQFykLJi
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO1JUHZXsX
我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21943FcIhu
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5MEskBQvz
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRpyOpX6wh
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwzm9yV3TA
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo89rzJ1wDl
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1B7SYPZLS
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZy50YX1sZ
講完準備起身。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWVINiYQUz
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUQssIN66N
我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu3r87orX2
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9vzS7eBpb
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF8sYT1pJA
相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaVVGoyMSf
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgi67JiLny
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6vzLZN97G
話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPM7RCLQaY
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q5QwFxY21
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX8ETzdIgV
正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWeuEGq0Wb
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsTPqCLZ1R
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfqAaUnlBc
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAUxLVsFPW
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE74O3jov3o
睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC8tXVBfml
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cOoDRR971
老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nLeXo0sbP
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ932A33bAMn
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopxAqR71bd
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T2QIUFBWS
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1WHreDgv1
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvDK0MiOJX
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvIXZv2k4O
我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAMWLSGkOk
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOyJfuaNH5
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijibhagdU5
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBQLyqkD8b
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YCLneW88m
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3z3VXzpcL
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3BGGrH6aP
睇呢仲未撲息d火。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXEBg3f1hk
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTfAgdIakh
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9nBGTzqs6
老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmdDw1Z9Bk
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTuC5KBOHu
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOuMPiy4a0
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOEryb6RMy
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSt29R0Pph
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLXSk4NfGL
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nOUUojM0l
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcKalOslnO
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4C6OsWKdl
老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0CfBs4VMC
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2sJB5Z6QX
一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bm8Y92LlW
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjRCT4He4g
亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu29Avq82QT
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2RTFKjYQp
我：［估計乜？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUQZ6O0Dvo
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy2ysnCCM7
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7cxrQO2mS
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztexPhmFrR
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhApiD6taE9
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdBtBnitnk
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkkdlK03Zm
我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsDyHPMk8k
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2mAuFEV0C
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRWDI5t1dq
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH8XQ0KFSo
我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBZtpNbkeU
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsL1vPYEwD
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3AMePpOoF
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1X2bJyhOL
我：［做乜事要食藥？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuop6ao0aj
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRQtPePKF8
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVPN5QtmUa
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CuoeewHrI
我：［係唔係太大壓力？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVxnti7AIL
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL10BLvI8g
亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5A67sNA0w
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHEFu2DoNj
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4QbJHMld7
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgfmFyLFHZ
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSD2GXVwxR
我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDuG7tIkao
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU3YQQAExy
亞儷：［係呀。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb3mUmNNWX
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z16aA0kng
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vvKY2nDrp
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5G0eqH4O5
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP0lDDR5hO
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwngjGHld8Q
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQe9CMQ0BR
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq26T6Iymw
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE3xsYDzPM
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRhjDS57nO
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVs2PMqbjbx
178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvkzLhRJTg
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrJceander
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