第二十六回 ふれあい211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFumBoD22Yp
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7FT5sYHzK
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jFiy2kLlg
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrwkowFJ2o
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfnAZvJRcg
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pa1yUDkRa
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWzmSIQGop
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2aQMZLWX2
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一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1NoNpUfHb
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWJP5xEXgF
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjFleIdpyv
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亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNUmfVjKxM
佢望住我忍唔住笑。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbxc3VooJq
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我問：［做乜？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq9ovAJvE9
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQqDfn6dnv
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我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH9jEFZMH3
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECBg2gOgUE
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVk7C6QSDq
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXVRASdA7A
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGPTOEQS2z
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZr8SdNc9M
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LG0NFWfD2
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2MmtMYlxy
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亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3sVkodN6T
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6FCdrcCLO
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亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRJLZLy7pa
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGmRTyW7Fk
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亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoAOcMEBSI
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我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJs3zsyGuw
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亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsnD7mZgLa
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我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOPqJyGIN6
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亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yM1fh7WHa
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuHln6bzbu
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA9fiCLzSb
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亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof5nZy92hP
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我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0h5rtFSmb
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亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FED8UsBZY
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我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWDpWfCpyF
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亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykck4apd4w
講完準備起身。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap9Bq0Umd3
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEhYbN2F1A
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3CkI2URdl
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hCkpBUN2i
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS1lLBUV8V
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6AzVWb6ti
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxQNSnvYuy
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVnhcDYOZp
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurLgOmEqty
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雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPit2ZwAC6A
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAUlPJooaO
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCCQ6f3QwT
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我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCh0OiORXb
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老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsTlAEHVbG
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJru1SP8HpK
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus0dmGRLtQ
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老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg2tTxr21i
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QkS3hv9yf
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老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBHHmlLBWW
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睇呢仲未撲息d火。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYf5AyTcCF
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdXIpkeSvl
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老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPkWbJ2d3E
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我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoinC2NzjR
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRQTpaNKT4
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老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcf8f4UsG0
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我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA8Ula95d0
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老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNik3iIPuO
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyFlFslOqd
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJyuVMXxyZ
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我：［估計乜？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bCgCCxVtf
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亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrPOeIgCpi
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我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknXrDF4G92
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ8ahcJaEF
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我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24IvrGw3Tm
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亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl18YG5mDx
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjpOrwIKlD
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亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75rR49hbsg
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我：［做乜事要食藥？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ833MqnjfZb
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亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQwjfTEshJ
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我：［係唔係太大壓力？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0g9gQBOob
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亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hjau1nZPm
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA54IkcsY8s
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於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDTiM4AHSO
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1li83GUdJ
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亞儷：［係呀。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxcco2zOVe
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佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjruRH4vTYq
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAlnEuyq8h
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正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF5Hk0B1Nn
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dvJqAJ3kR
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我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmuy84Ud5c
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亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdldVmAwX1n
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剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqHaD0LEHi
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