第二回 我很好騙195Please respect copyright.PENANAeMGXYxJBGd
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。195Please respect copyright.PENANA8jcTnaiOFf
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,195Please respect copyright.PENANAgTj53WGwB5
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。195Please respect copyright.PENANAZxP2aASXas
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。195Please respect copyright.PENANAcvfUk2MClq
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。195Please respect copyright.PENANAy9y8di5rZu
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAWM8ZxZMPxM
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ838v4oqc
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?195Please respect copyright.PENANAEahs7PZmY4
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,195Please respect copyright.PENANAM5ZBAFLfRM
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。195Please respect copyright.PENANAaPpkO3ULen
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我:【三十中啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAtZfXU3ApZk
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。195Please respect copyright.PENANAwbwSfhhz6g
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAeakURu8qde
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我:【係呀。。。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAjNriZsdkea
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】195Please respect copyright.PENANABXG58Go0hv
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。195Please respect copyright.PENANAskJZUqOyEc
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我:【攪自己生意。】195Please respect copyright.PENANANIJACzCRSS
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】195Please respect copyright.PENANA4TllK2n0DL
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANACEupdWb7td
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】195Please respect copyright.PENANA7QU07cwHyF
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAijSOA9ZguU
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。195Please respect copyright.PENANA31x1o62tyL
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAHZZjyGRRpk
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。195Please respect copyright.PENANA4S05ewitVF
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我:【8號囉。】195Please respect copyright.PENANA1XgDI6Vush
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】195Please respect copyright.PENANAs8lnoyq0Bw
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAI9r4SuUjqf
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靚女:【PE得咁少】195Please respect copyright.PENANAl2WqMui3r5
PE?講乜呀?195Please respect copyright.PENANAfyetSUrSAr
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANA9aJSxu4ooN
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。195Please respect copyright.PENANAnQRmWnBJK1
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。195Please respect copyright.PENANAndMRB9zfdj
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAB8A3IKAk7F
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】195Please respect copyright.PENANANiAXMUNIYa
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我:【好呀。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAySix6Ebb9G
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAnyKQmN7tNV
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我:【吓!咁多?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAqD1OAFzZU4
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAeVy4iweDkH
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAPt6WJfBoiw
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靚女:【馬會?】195Please respect copyright.PENANABYAHc2oUdG
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAuegix06StC
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】195Please respect copyright.PENANA0Fi0G2t4mN
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。195Please respect copyright.PENANAf01kxZdrei
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。195Please respect copyright.PENANACTQeB3GcNH
老婆:[老公!]195Please respect copyright.PENANAAX1VxMtRXN
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。195Please respect copyright.PENANAEjCXYiFq3L
我:[做乜事呀?]195Please respect copyright.PENANAVPCdUS2EJ2
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]195Please respect copyright.PENANApLr1OOPr13
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]195Please respect copyright.PENANAHkBdI75NEd
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。195Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1jM6f3TuC
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAqH6Hgm3gNm
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。195Please respect copyright.PENANApHRe9EQe5U
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。195Please respect copyright.PENANAwErrUnufpI
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。195Please respect copyright.PENANA4IsxwBYJtd
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。195Please respect copyright.PENANAe9DzdeqHMV
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]195Please respect copyright.PENANAxrpiafWqvh
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。195Please respect copyright.PENANAj3pwRHdwAE
我:[乜事呀?]195Please respect copyright.PENANAE7xA5cVpdJ
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAtJRJvcqgB8
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]195Please respect copyright.PENANA6RTWwSlPCA
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]195Please respect copyright.PENANApuCxwzWqFL
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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~未完待續~
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