第二回 我很好騙236Please respect copyright.PENANA36UPHMB5Ha
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。236Please respect copyright.PENANAGiV94PsEWQ
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,236Please respect copyright.PENANAkzSTzoB8Br
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。236Please respect copyright.PENANApzQouUuHef
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。236Please respect copyright.PENANA4qM6UXZw7C
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。236Please respect copyright.PENANABjark4zim7
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】236Please respect copyright.PENANAY3JW7uMFX3
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】236Please respect copyright.PENANAlP5zuJVcXt
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?236Please respect copyright.PENANAoWlUzxdvdH
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,236Please respect copyright.PENANA4roBYU0eXf
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。236Please respect copyright.PENANAt0kbHDOrVE
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我:【三十中啦。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAhF4HGpdfua
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。236Please respect copyright.PENANAPTzhZSM9sK
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】236Please respect copyright.PENANABVmI6NCss3
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我:【係呀。。。】236Please respect copyright.PENANA6pAJ200iw2
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】236Please respect copyright.PENANAYvzmvVYtrt
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。236Please respect copyright.PENANAamJKphqs2V
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我:【攪自己生意。】236Please respect copyright.PENANApeD2kJlAFY
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】236Please respect copyright.PENANAu3rbXCEdQt
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAXUVTmAYdcM
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】236Please respect copyright.PENANAPDHjS6oiF6
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】236Please respect copyright.PENANALLHITRdcyf
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。236Please respect copyright.PENANAF3Qmw0ITPq
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAKxyAu3DLD5
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。236Please respect copyright.PENANAXbpHiyzDdu
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我:【8號囉。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAlzMLIrwmgJ
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】236Please respect copyright.PENANAsfbPEmnL9d
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAfljCmFEz6n
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靚女:【PE得咁少】236Please respect copyright.PENANAXFRhL3pqwv
PE?講乜呀?236Please respect copyright.PENANA1BiphgmQPz
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】236Please respect copyright.PENANA9JCyfFAzBg
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。236Please respect copyright.PENANARnAOUSAs2a
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。236Please respect copyright.PENANA9KFAn53nCL
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】236Please respect copyright.PENANA6v06Gwum2u
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAxYRyPG2DHn
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我:【好呀。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAR8bFehcDwN
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAfsDX6F99XJ
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我:【吓!咁多?】236Please respect copyright.PENANA0MPQc5O5XX
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAxNAAjMiZaE
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAxLco2HEDmG
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靚女:【馬會?】236Please respect copyright.PENANAryWCDpV0rU
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】236Please respect copyright.PENANA6sMZpGLbIO
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】236Please respect copyright.PENANAH3OMSBuOkP
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。236Please respect copyright.PENANA0J6FnNxNUR
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。236Please respect copyright.PENANAARBckMshE9
老婆:[老公!]236Please respect copyright.PENANAz0ixxyHWNj
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。236Please respect copyright.PENANAx9exZ6lEEu
我:[做乜事呀?]236Please respect copyright.PENANA3oXny57jZm
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]236Please respect copyright.PENANAKEvnZFBglE
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]236Please respect copyright.PENANAlGGOr2tCoa
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。236Please respect copyright.PENANAIN0Jm4nNo0
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]236Please respect copyright.PENANADsEG0x5Xjj
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。236Please respect copyright.PENANAt8Xsz6rWbE
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。236Please respect copyright.PENANAJpRVQN4mZj
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。236Please respect copyright.PENANAiJ2vT1SD1H
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。236Please respect copyright.PENANAX3rcrymZzi
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]236Please respect copyright.PENANAds0Yycf2tN
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。236Please respect copyright.PENANAb0UoN94N05
我:[乜事呀?]236Please respect copyright.PENANAOyRJrNEfab
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]236Please respect copyright.PENANAxZDsah0WAT
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]236Please respect copyright.PENANA7XvcB1dnuM
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]236Please respect copyright.PENANAN6xusvTN3D
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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~未完待續~
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