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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSWZR0LJ5r
講真，除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦，如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧，177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi4UNHd7Yn
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正所謂水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEErBkYjcp
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi835zJvVg
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我：【Hi.妳好嗎？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiQEWfowx6
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靚女：【你幾多歲？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdflY3AVEw
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意？177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03djDel85w
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtOxUXDl3O
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4jjO4C1wH
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我：【三十中啦。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJB3JCMEf3
你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrt3eAMP9Q
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kOhHSmpM7
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我：【係呀。。。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBKbkQ3nLq
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdK91NaV9u
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrUKSw00m6
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我：【攪自己生意。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIB6gXqibx
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCPG0fpu8G
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4Ir2W1CRs
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e8bE4Bvfr
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVINsqEKuT
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6hfIKpLNm
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9Lh7WTA2k
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTHJ69XR1u
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我：【8號囉。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfhrGhy3oA
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFgmj8xd3S
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP8ZNeaZaP
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靚女：【PE得咁少】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugCGLwn2ac
PE？講乜呀？177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tKrx2fFxL
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d3hmVQTIu
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoLVk6OptZ
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8edrXeD5PW
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9Xv5qUVzF
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkeH2EcxwY
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我：【好呀。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjXx5PFCLx
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnGxk4WoPQ
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我：【吓！咁多？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8HhK7esGW
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWocWdnxDOK
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NOnsqs8Rr
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靚女：【馬會？】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaSQoAohmF
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6yALhHXyL
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD2T5maVt5
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIzGJWOEXN
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8wGjYPKyr
老婆：[老公！]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxOhKqKOmN
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3bIXgMfXk
我：[做乜事呀？]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrVzzoCMbf
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTMzawPdUN
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vPLrcyqLd
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFz5LNhOdo
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3GmoN8bTe
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIunsP1Ozzf
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G8LdIwXMI
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Wq0KwQEJf
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOMgK3EXhs
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq3E3Ibhpo
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiX9MaEJH4
我：[乜事呀？]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC7KcCFiVg
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeP7S6zrnJ
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWSHBZNIrc
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHIJqKcWt5
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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