第四回 情人213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckfvNXh4UW
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究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPR6KakDeH
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA4kEVE5kV
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2qGNPA8Z0
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTqKgRu6CI
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HZVio3TaN
咁人妻玩app呢？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZinZ0aKPG
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIt3jP7wkv
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGpH5PRi43
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG1cOVfjiH
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAVvRtR6rL
樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhnKkSHfcZ
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzCdO9jztG
由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcDzUFuADr
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjpahY5jQv
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRtcCza7WS
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOABKYEmrF
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3unVbKjTt7
等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwnxhXb8Ct
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYa5GJHmOw
見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLgeZZ3bN4
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6VWNa0HpH
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiks94xY3E2
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEe5kNbkGf
無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSvt6qiVMx
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdJ4MwZWPZ
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvaibZnzOB
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjajqmIOsxj
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ6UOB9OFW
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThchhIs8Xi
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFnkLSuHuL
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeneVoKzDD
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjNwjFlDqQ
冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7LMOnkISo
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p8gQkEMjz
我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPJobsvfma
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGp3S5a9Ic
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXNYu2s1UI
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxtOWFmCnX
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlXMBBJZtJ
一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR4ufR9nLv
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzUIKCECMy
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlpQ1jYyff
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspKXDjxqhR
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdMmpzeZ33
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Nwgx6CN7p
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3RoiUdYm5
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWe0jX2v58
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZXZOcIa15
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKFfqkqPPj
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbNdFuSxno
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb3XgL3Cl0
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprEM1E95Lj
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fmgM3xqZK
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25PQmVJGRo
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHvGJPOlmV
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9X3pMIRjS
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjiDqincHC
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPKbvSkyva
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ6CHektEG
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaovc7LKYkD
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOScLZLxl0
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbAUGTlYIw
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUdUgUDj1s
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPpZ4RHaa7
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNR8711pdu
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66Adr8pth1
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHZcfZVBBc
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCPIqQJsQz
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSXSgaFvd3
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSIVAS9pcT
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEualKuJObH
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZOZwMPfFP
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzTF2xeMV2
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3CE2ZW6Fi
我：[做乜咁問？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx53FAKa4gT
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE27JLmXlVa
囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRpeajuBFc
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxM55FQ1Fx
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx6mpAPpAL
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXO9dyHA2I
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa1oP0U05O
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJCQQ5j9iZ
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79qiQ92FKR
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGt4c2palZ
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9EKqaravk
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaxCmRti9f
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURIVFkhpUg
我：[點解呢？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbo31aQHBv
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囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZrlfAyycu
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBRJSmWhiC
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8AXSKixzo
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk7OHhdWXY
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxprSuSev3
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrk1fgRqwU
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIy4wbEiQn
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh1NEkNzLf
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG3nKWVrRn
囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDKoqEOpHh
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZv0XVfyvk
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtgZ2FbpTL
我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1g0ME3FS0
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnRuShB7ib
囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vRVKBoe4n
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg5dBv0hOc
我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihWuu99Kl4
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcsfFVMUWi
囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUqAk0qs8Z
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT5jb6xzMd
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1fghuawmF
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxAU84lM2P
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mh77o7Eon
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9f3UmXKXP
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE21Uj93X3O
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd1FggfWvb
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgRyp2LlmU
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT24qufOr9f
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSd7WJZjWQ
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ126a658I57
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我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aC0AfBxsL
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個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicRxt8IxZq
213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojUaIK8SkN
記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuSTMOXpDT
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGdYY3Qp7Z
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我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvWbSPHuXK
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我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTl6NTvylh
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食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTWoTHsQjH
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOXt4Gru8X
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