第四回 情人196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ31etv2djJ
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究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ3KA6ygZW
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IZDFaIpEg
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp3oEq75ZB
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmJ1Gls13u
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咁人妻玩app呢？196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS2FQctMap
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsSdJOqFKu
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3fgSswomm
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yXtvWZRvr
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樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOGakwhEhX
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由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc57uFs027J
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdWMaD9z7U
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1pTUSSEhs
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k0XdSxmom
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKco3l8tZtZ
等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI22ye6CiuW
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見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DSnEuvfaM
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCR3fmbrmPD
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2msaa5bEl7
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無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSiD5jm1CU
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtdfciKkEy
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4DDDVVoqi
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE56DrmmSn4
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTO8Cv2iMa
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxilu0vZiE
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUSHm6q0ch
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BKbesvbu2
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冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNNCLXFZ0J
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我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDLsZadzVJ
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ck95fC66t
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6yilQ0RWX
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqQoASejvh
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tQMPBTpFd
一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2sODq3JUk
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj64lFjcDq
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpzykbrHs7
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6BXvgyNHy
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1gyg3QfRo
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0ZDDJe1tb
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdthv2IQtAD
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjIfnPqOOr
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYdRIoymjs
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9Acuscy0q
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvtSPXa17i
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLTCyewHrZ
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXpsIMSSVH
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol6ZmV3ZWq
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcMYaWmGX3
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mVFyWgZjf
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g2uGXsIvy
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPi7f4FXp9
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShrYRyEZLO
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfg5ltQbfS
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS58ZdfJxKs
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCTZUYAtV9
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq04ULkU4Ob
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7ALBdz9uX
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6FTn0T5vY
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD1dq20hZp
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43sYflY0wb
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxyahXY112
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN98HdLBD9E
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmQDiujRvc
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWzRARhisV
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaP26tfn5S
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAu1Aww09A
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyew0e2Aja
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRahKa8AMt
我：[做乜咁問？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKFLIMHG1n
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69qLpKLSL9
囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwhd6fiw9K
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYuKNsUAJk
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc63TfPTNG
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprAWFTKscm
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4QKVoQPpD
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvtBdiddee
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuXHcKQKo8
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw8nP3xkVJ
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HAHTtcYKa
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3akh7Cb7r
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLo5gMqeYl
我：[點解呢？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppcDU8uLY7
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囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdytxxyViKk
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpSbIr0EOV
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVEguWy43p
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIk9a3QoMHi
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd71H3q7BDi
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvcXmmPXm9
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3gZc7sRqh
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZki3BPhRZz
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTAqZcv1R7
囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT1CgEWYbX
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIBGu2YTcr
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhyldh7ASX
我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMS6urQXwy
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRWBL4Kg10
囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVfI6H6wms
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQewEk1ovN
我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVYV85wz0S
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EPOLoEoZU
囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghlqkROa5b
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMRogjWeRg
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPxkuVVgVW
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikWq2lHLXl
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaWhGFtM6l
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDXa0OfZHW
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb293cTbaM
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf55bBIxaIS
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwD1FaHVtw
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA4wLlLlhY
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW8eFW3sjb
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA52wjNjQp
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6XOfax1R6
我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqEavP5uJo
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZyc3Ew6aH
個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiflSrAVx7j
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UUxrBLy04
記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQWcdaOKjc
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xw80Xtg2S
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt5ZtiYyMO
我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMgL84suuF
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxE5LORDig
我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxhaII3R8W
196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgCKdtXVql
食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMPu1i3CaK
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOVGGtzSOj
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~未完待續~196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OxGm27c9E
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