第四回 情人283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7EZ6hl06w
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究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2vTwydHtQ
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLAc1K3Ir5
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse7cg4XNzo
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIPnH4uTYr
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98QUNRnGt1
咁人妻玩app呢？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwjNbbWwQ6
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqIhTmyUef
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQmHOurlOD
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ9FZu76De
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25NaKQa01g
樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46So5XadXU
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGcd8oGanS
由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHgVx07rDd
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fHP0IN2uH
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj66BwJmEr
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAmN7yQCdO
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Wwc10VK5b
等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14HMKIs0Ga
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f3Iokjf5K
見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD5a0KoXg7
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTw1ByxbLJ
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KR2AurIyU
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O7O5gYt6V
無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYP0p777EG
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHqkYYUUzT
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5r0YbdZdt
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDhH7ozM2d
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDp4HyYezb
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KWWr9MYRg
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBqiE0tHYq
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTeApIRbm3
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvDBsqu660
冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEUW3Xa5E5
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghH42P9tqJ
我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGv3Cp05As
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhevRo6DM8G
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjY9lPMi2R
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXGJbmnID3
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINrNUIttTh
一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7fKNkCVxd
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwnn7RohYS
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZLDaUTrgb
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i9Swdft9c
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5195fCjIHX
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgFpuAbDkb
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nhjBL4GgX
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrOFkNiXKB
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3MPZeOKIg
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuL77B9Fj9
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjUvl0xsPx
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoLaPjhmX9
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeQZYhSsbM
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMiKswCJIP
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1UIXNpPIV
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPdryb7wpy
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YCNh6ZSd2
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5QCw81ps4
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ789XzHTKoR
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqYVumLzjs
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOzDBBIK4p
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnibqb5iBQ
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1vTwMA3di
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWgsy0vo2T
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq5J94t8hC
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNBUW2YDXV
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGA2DWaqFb
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmXjLEEUwN
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiG0okuPp5
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ551Gi9nyWP
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyEa0mmxG4
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1xabol6Kr
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ621S14mABS
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DwHO2rZnB
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEe4xbU9bF
我：[做乜咁問？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LSL3rxlzW
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKgKGdQca9
囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVyPRPA95s
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeQCvfjPuc
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlJaEn8IWn
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh7hNeKube
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz01MzmZerC
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvi2ejN9lA
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIJBfSepsL
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCclxJnerNd
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikqagyQR2s
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjhzKCUtFG
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemZf09ZNZ5
我：[點解呢？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtFN9oSAYJ
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NBAYMQbv8
囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEFxdHEoBS
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaQ8b3HwQr
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzH0H3XpmK
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydlu7QY7ot
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGU3TrMcnp
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19e4fLfsdU
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt12ARlHMu
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhFOsOsDLQ
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcfFqpkVYh
囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCS02pUpRR
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUh890oSEg
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4el4bBH6Oz
我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra2lrJacTG
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSqmVehDyu
囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zeV16J1Uq
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1F5qEtZgq
我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kBj00uOwB
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qS4XEabaP
囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbUSVlYEZF
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUES4bgzUnT
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq4ZPilHjj
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c5utbjOHP
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3YyWIsFIV
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEI1MGZWcB
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Sr8JJEYcQ
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmKNSt4Pdi
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLXwBwqESH
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpoejHU1zA
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNFdVH1y8F
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4zVCMYDir
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmSWg4UG8O
我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j13kUawmR
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q4okz9I3e
個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTDa3NthOX
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxvmhkT8LD
記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjZC9uG7ex
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXQ43w6Vil
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jR0ZoYBW9
我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK2FrFDxsU
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5QuXDzmPc
我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X2gyxSOZH
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1axUxcYoZ2
食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOBaXk2wlq
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhpyqAp5rb
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~未完待續~283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOGkJoLOSp
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