第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g5rZLmvpQ
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwI4xMzM11
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchdQRh8AYB
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jLBBhwMHr
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOXngNOgQZ
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy2cSAALEb
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmRsIBV7Ys
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdEEN9yq63
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv27QeWFXlD
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MEn5FediW
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1OTAN6uJK
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tRsNdrOA9
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso1u2b26fW
當我想返入房時。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg2vmSzPYt
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciXyvHhXpB
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwmH97wU32
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZrGKFZWw5
仆街啦…238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tvUftQ5wG
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我：[係…呀…]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDBwqM8MoF
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老婆：[食乜呀？]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD4PaBr8gP
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWVBg7dx1F
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FSjCxMsIe
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAg1aIfyvC
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEhpI46T1u
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xzlIDh7dh
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcwDwRtBWy
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum3cVCY0Fb
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdKxV0vT7C
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrtalA6Gas
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsnQsgdfO1
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFPDs3LLff
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQApqHOMBnS
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75c9p2U1vv
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcNF0Q6vg9
唉，又乜呀…238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCBR9FapqS
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YBfD5QrHL
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylFuu5qYDn
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係唔係玩野呀…238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxDcgzAWGG
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMlGC1oY3Z
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVBXvqmHLP
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCIsNV6Y0N
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxiNcDzPpd
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4deFlD7S7
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33u1nW96c1
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPSICXzbOC
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuMhvONb1Z
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX128bAgpJB
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbRAjSzpwn
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樂敏：【好一般。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVyffV0hmK
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvP6q46rMd
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFujVdI6Ea
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWLVLouzuP
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX7k6i9ty2
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQBYTUDG7I
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQytBMCyOQe
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwDrdBX3Rk
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQyjIROhjv
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VL14OM46R
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7k7PIYHtE
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vIViQMlKD
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lN2PGFAei
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我：【吓…】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87jOgUTKk5
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4laGLzKPv
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROXcN4RTGr
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo99y4stKSp
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT30fEIuNfi
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8Q3RczBVK
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BzcFDU4CL
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oHICZ9Mps
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIXLLItngM
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe4jO8iCF4
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DqAnXhQ8x
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrb3E9bCyP
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hVj0cVRrp
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzvrfHZQA6
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbpJqU4cTr
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobPO8wZA9E
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPJ3noFpg5
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82KeTsLt8T
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNqdlmBYsE
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB0HuTXxkT
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtSidiC7jX
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniEHt0v9h3
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfXF7aKEdv
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NPHcHwkjv
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOyaU0HXJ6
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuL2H5yRq8
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMoLuXWk03
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS7jljR0YE
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樂敏：【嗯。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0ocUtMOPQ
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI1FOr7JLF
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlkBXJyZcv
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xCzlT1TXd
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我：【咁佢現在點？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd2HuN88ge
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR2IKGCRaM
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8lFymhZiQ
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTJjVc9aHt
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSQrt62ZkR
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0aojtaLrI
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAVBxHW4aL
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJlyLHjCa3
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhcK7l6zs1
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbCsvjtmIe
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrXbzNE7SY
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEfSb3Fa49
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE53Lib6Zrl
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGR5JAH2O2
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL5Yh7BAhf
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8WOvB08M4
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyBEKtRqWc
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpNVxSozzX
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMkqv4AM7Z
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDUGML0eRG
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPGs2FH2t4
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJANJ8kkrrC
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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~未完待續~
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