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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86vBTboWFr
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZQCOEBMdv
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo0Oqi32sK
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxth3aL3Zi
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVzxedHrXg
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRocna4JyBu
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnSJB0GM8V
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfoH4EN2BV
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv3moCNPuX
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當我想返入房時。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZfETHZxaz
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56R3qT4f3Z
仆街啦…219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggw35p2gaP
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfLZQYM2yy
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUT871Czrn
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAE7Rdrg2P
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTzkFxkE8M
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEweY4Uigi
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgsKj7UuSy
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDXbfAr22a
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QgqrYngLw
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWa0Xcmk5s
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVlofTunHt
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXLoIkzhVZ
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPjXdSaiFV
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGEgohgX3R
唉，又乜呀…219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhELyc80XgA
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ4hvaznYY
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzfjqhlrPL
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係唔係玩野呀…219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpaHgZD9JT
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUZ1cGRURS
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr1cVobUHI
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjdFMsmuiL
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EGKvRXnkW
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4KVTz7pQr
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hk6tAH7MB
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj7zv2B3E5
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnB3kS22zJ
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP0FlVmWab
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvv3g1BJi2
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樂敏：【好一般。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wnc2a6ccJ
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHtzzlORRX
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8R2zFkFWk
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IGyLxbTS2
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WhNrLFf8N
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DnUApcdHY
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDwCOkQdjQ
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJReKBVBbKX
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFotrfGDoo
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IKJtKu0MC
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2yUlZkvFs
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRFyOG0SKj
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ131OrK4aqH
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我：【吓…】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpp9rzVt0z
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuBO8gNMK5
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB3MkYL2tO
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYVKDhJTVn
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixUGgGqwN2
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HL6japnJj
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEXQTtjeDU
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDvvxUMHmR
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdu1ozZbAu
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFQ6wSZdqc
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggMTQ0OAI1
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ImutfNbx
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN2ar74Mti
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJHcRHTEIT
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB7Dcy41Vc
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZnQDXcOJo
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki4mSSGvHH
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS6KCc853z
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVbLTbfg9A
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyuXm8fEsr
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG7wVY9Jhe
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbtoTiaM4s
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BNWECwMIS
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S8gAyo7ym
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu3lqZNOsL
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAcLgc854R
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFYY3H8w5S
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEh4gsFGpN
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樂敏：【嗯。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyvFU8VRDe
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxixp5D7Ev9
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk71pu0znfG
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0b6DhJKPW
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我：【咁佢現在點？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsMMOHJJeZ
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6S5tJFQp1
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYohy50G1Z
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaFEpIjfoZ
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP3cS380qi
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomPXopNrkk
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNvHPfsHxA
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGCR7lAjKb
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0q79oB53I
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a2hVEvDwW
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuPFN62MA9
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T6b3w13kX
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoShwoyhXfQ
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXpHCxjTfc
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFlPf9je4R
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P7lgtwOKv
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QwQGgYH9C
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj5PuynUH1
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOzZ130BtN
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO2Lbtes2Z
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGvQGzu6Tb
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWpUeCPUQl
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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