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中國人有一句聽落好似好有道義嘅說話，叫做朋友妻不可窺。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MnRY76JSM
其實點解要特登講出呢？又唔見講朋友C不可吃，朋友錢不可偷。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomYBGIVM4u
係唔係因為太多人都鐘意偷窺人地老婆所以先要告誡下？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadnwqaFYUB
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嗱，香港人就老實好多唔會收收埋埋大大方方咁將呢句諺語升華到另一境界，叫做朋友妻咪走雞。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aiyvSLJQC
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作為一個賤精雖然成日想搞人老婆，但又未至於餓到要向身邊D朋友出手嘅。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLMxku5dDG
重點係，佢地D老婆都唔見得人，個個都走晒樣進化到咗大媽嘅境界，都係留返比佢地老公慢慢享用。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCvI3vPZTE
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究竟我同文欣老公係乜野關係？咁就要由最初識文欣時講起。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaP8AE5RnW
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好奇怪,絕大部份女人係玩app時都會講明唔講咸野，呢樣我都明嘅玩app真係好多變態佬。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRPHKUoryq
但係當熟落咗好多人妻傾傾下又會主動講咸野。我諗應該係對一個人有咗基本信任所以先放心去傾，而且大家都係成年人又唔係未做過，只要唔係講得太露骨同埋有著褲嘅情況之下傾下呢D話題又無乜所謂嘅~~~198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIffnhv1lRQ
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文欣：【阿明，你有幾耐無同老婆做？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZMQgfsnif
幾耐？尋晚先做完，頂盡咪半日囉，但係玩app大忌就係老實，尤其是要打做一個可憐角色模樣，真係有幾慘講幾慘啦。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr2VZgFE28
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我：【好耐啦，耐到屋企D套放到過晒期。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6LIarNZou
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文欣：【咁你點解決？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bWaVNs1d1
唔明點解有女人會問呢D問題，正常男人咪打飛機囉，再咸濕D咪去叫雞囉，唔通搵個男人咩。咁你地話嗱我可以點答。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkM76GNVkl
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我：【咪在看看，右望望，Mon作媒人手作妻。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SK9kgrbi2
都話睇多D書係有好處架啦，係唔係覺得好有文彩呢。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVenBfalWz
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文欣：【哈哈，啫係打飛機啦。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTpzMWPxyj
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我：【做乜忽然問呢個問題？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ8oK8Sel6
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文欣：【點解我老公完全無性慾。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0bzOQ8I0w
男人點會無性慾，唔通匿埋扛飛機會四圍同人講咩。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs4LVjs1fm
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我：【妳咪試下著D性感內衣引誘下佢囉。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9chaBKMksw
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文欣：【試過啦，我特登去賣，重試咗幾款影埋相比佢睇問佢邊件靚，點知佢只係答我是但。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0hIu7zt2O
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我：【咁都得，不如妳send張比我睇下。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64tE8G7ZK9
諗住講下笑啫點知文欣又真係send喎。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND1uXoAopT
每次有福利相睇都係咁興奮，當我開呢睇時。超，原來係一件包到實嘅黑色運動bra，不過都睇得出佢身形幾靚。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSqlVrRiJg
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我：【妳咁靚身形佢都無反應，會唔會係中年危機呀？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDLzkzgsUR
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文欣：【啫係乜呀？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xOJgz0JRG
男人中年危機除咗失業甩頭髮之外，最大鑊都應該係…198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbpb8UVpUa
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我：【不舉呀。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyJq90rLVy
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文欣：【唔會呱。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4tGcluxgn
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我：【妳地有無傾過先。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkdcbc8fiy
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文欣：【佢唔肯傾，有時我掂佢佢都推開我。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYHGaEG83T
男人唔肯比女人掂真係講都無人信，咁佢一定有野啦，分分鐘係中咗性病，不過唔好嚇文欣啦。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngjFY41fmu
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我：【佢九成係唔得啦。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM5jv3dxHw
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文欣：【我地成年無做過啦，現在先四十咋，我都有需要架。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzzIzwO77P
飲食男女，人之大慾。女人都係人，係人就有性需要好正常，特別係女人四十，正所謂虎狼之年。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfsxOYlOxz
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好想同文欣講既然大家都有需要不如約過日子出呢開心吓囉，可惜我唔係D咁餓嘅男人，198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnymiuuGXDY
而佢亦唔係咁隨便嘅女人。好多男人以為肯講性話題就等如性開放架，唔好成日用下面諗野啦白痴…198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU48WMDO9kz
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我：【我明，但係都無法架啦，不如妳試下搵個SL囉。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwzDWIbaWx
呢一招順水推舟我覺得喺呢到用得唔錯，只要佢表現得有丁點興趣都可以即刻提議做佢SL。點知佢無理我只係扯開話題，激氣。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ldvgueoun
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文欣：【佢成日掛住四圍去。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCrMfkheMV
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我：【去邊？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37ecfugyx0
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文欣：【返大陸。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigYzpC0dJq
你咪話我話，男人返大陸九成去玩女人啦.198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfykMjB3lQA
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我：【咁佢可能唔係不舉而係啱啱相反喎。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEXpuLxOj7
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文欣：【啫係乜？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqghB6YC532
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我：【玩得太多，又或者係…】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ878J9jyThY
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文欣：【係乜野呀？講啦。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN36yAGs0Uv
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我：【奶咗野呀。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPYFqdmHpM
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文欣：【唔會啦，佢返大陸都唔係去玩女人呀。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM3RpWceyW
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我：【妳又知？】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1udN3WUch
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文欣：【我同佢一齊返過啦，佢同D師傅去學睇風水睇龍脈呀。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNE4m4Fn2n
學風水？咁嘅藉口都講得出？不如話返去扶貪好過呢，始終覺得去滾多D囉。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgca8Adz71
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我：【我從來唔信呢D玄學野。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFC2ca0Wmi
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文欣：【唔係喎，佢玩咗呢樣野好耐，都幾準架。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDas9pIrnYZ
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我：【點準法先。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO739u8RC5a
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文欣：【佢批我上年有血光，結果我真係整到腳搞到休息咗半年無打波。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rVcnwJbUK
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我：【係真唔係呀。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj0tZEg4Qm
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文欣：【真係好準架，你唔信可以比個八字我，等我叫佢幫你睇下。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEkn7wER25
人就係咁犯賤，自己明明唔信，但係又好奇，結果我收工返到屋企立即走去攞番嗰張成世人只係望過幾次嘅出世紙出呢睇個時間，然後send比文欣。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw169UtqhH
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文欣：【估唔到你都唔細喎。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBMuIjvdGm
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我：【哈哈，好彩個樣重呃到下人。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx24nmnV6Q
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文欣：【OK啦。】198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oNBvI1DR9
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就係咁我比咗個時辰八字比文欣，佢梗係唔會蠢到同老公講係app識我啦，只係話普通朋友。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KxNs8rqjE
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佢老公又真係幫我批，重同我係wechat好詳細咁傾下我條命，聽佢分析又真係幾準咁，好多野都講中晒。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjPB01e1Ip
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同佢老公傾完我更加下定決心改變命運，既然係咁就由佢老婆開始入手。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv3Ec2u674
嚴格上嚟講佢老公唔算係我朋友，所以我溝佢老婆無乜衝突。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwAHVPfPEF
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之後同文欣傾咗一排嘗試幫佢搵出老公問題根源所在，於是要由多角度入手，從佢老公性喜好到同文欣玩過D乜姿態都有好深入研究同討論，由於內容太三級唔方便係到講，你地自己腦補啦。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVnknVrwKF
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最後我同文欣都得出一個合理結論，為咗文欣下半身嘅幸福著想，於是我提出一個終極解決方法。到底有乜方法可以改變呢個困局？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmULNb8TA90
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