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正點十二時,火車站外的售票亭。8964 copyright protection432PENANAbLhVAyi6Zo 維尼
今天我向鏡子發誓,這是第二十次的約會了,無論如何也要牽到她的手。8964 copyright protection432PENANAq0yCkfcH0A 維尼
來了,來了。我的心在噗噗亂跳,雙手不自然地在後褲擋外磨擦,為何冷天也會冒汗的?8964 copyright protection432PENANA4VGpy3Eslb 維尼
盡快來一趟作戰前檢查: 口氣,還有牙膏的餘香。髮型,硬得北風也吹不動。皮鞋,老爸的舊鞋膏也用上了。衣著,唔,廉價的古龍水也不差。電話,已經開了飛行模式,不會被任何人打擾了。今天必須要完成人生中最大的任務,就是牽到她的手。8964 copyright protection432PENANAW329MrA49B 維尼
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白色的羽戎外套,讓我一眼便被她看見,因為我刻意站在她喜歡的歌手演唱會大型廣告前,即使看不見我,也不會看不見她喜歡的歌手。白色,是她喜愛的顏色,即使被老媽嘮叨弄髒了要自己來清理,今天也要華麗地亮一亮相。8964 copyright protection432PENANAzB8gIuOxuc 維尼
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「嗨!」十米外的招手,是人體學專家經研究後的安全拒離,讓雙方有更好的心理準備。8964 copyright protection432PENANAsx2JUx35aI 維尼
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「來了很久嗎?」她這樣說是在體恤我嗎?8964 copyright protection432PENANAoVShsf2OXJ 維尼
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「不,才剛到。」怎麼第一句便說慌了。8964 copyright protection432PENANAj1mjKnlqI9 維尼
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「今天天氣很好,很想到公園走一走。」我不禁一怔,怎麼今天變主動了?8964 copyright protection432PENANAX5Terp6AO8 維尼
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「好啊,我也是這麼想。」臭小子,第二句也不是真話,不是想好了去遊樂場,為自己製造牽手的機會嗎?8964 copyright protection432PENANAgp1QWF6ZJ0 維尼
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「我們到圖書館外的公園走走如何?在車站走過去也不遠。」8964 copyright protection432PENANAm7bVtFTehV 維尼
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「很好,很好。」能說不好嗎? 8964 copyright protection432PENANAvGtm860GXM 維尼
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「讓我進便利店買些飲料吧,妳想要什麼呢?」馬上要改變策略,在公園裡如何可以牽手呢? 噢,她怎麼戴上手套了,不好,要想辦法使得她脫下來才好。8964 copyright protection432PENANAd7Ot6w44fF 維尼
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「看看有沒有熱豆奶?」8964 copyright protection432PENANA0gvxXomb16 維尼
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「好的。」我也不用多想了,來一樣的便好,雖然很想喝一口咖啡,卻會令口氣太明顯了。8964 copyright protection432PENANA3oadX1CZv6 維尼
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今天的第一筆消費,嘻,化算得很。8964 copyright protection432PENANAeqIInQffAj 維尼
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噢,她棒著熱哄哄的豆奶神情太好看了,可惜不能拿出手機拍下來。能喝她喝過的一瓶嗎?8964 copyright protection432PENANARbCQXgtgQQ 維尼
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臭小子,快些找話題。8964 copyright protection432PENANAALsSylGBup 維尼
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「是啊,怎樣會想逛公園呢?」他媽的,這是什麼又笨又無聊的問題。8964 copyright protection432PENANAMCyDjeB7cF 維尼
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「唉,因為今天收到了一個好朋友的壞消息,心中有點鬱悶。」8964 copyright protection432PENANAoxaNPgQE0p 維尼
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Bingo,對了,找對人了,老子就是專門解鬱悶的能手,老天爺終於肯賜予一個機會寶箱給我表演了。8964 copyright protection432PENANAMbv2amlj1g 維尼
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「是什麼壞消息呢?」必須壓下心中的興奮,不能把笑容掛在臉上,要小心處理,啟動同理心模式。8964 copyright protection432PENANAOogKc6D4io 維尼
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「她和男朋友分手了。」8964 copyright protection432PENANAgpF8iAeBSc 維尼
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不好,這是非常敏感的話題,我應該裝出關心的好呢? 還是擔當戀愛專家好呢? 不對,我的經驗也好不到那裡去,還是打探軍情比較緊要。8964 copyright protection432PENANAhFTk3OK9gB 維尼
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「她有跟妳說分手的原因嗎?」臭小子,這關你什麼事? 但,這是順理成章的問題啊!8964 copyright protection432PENANAcylxZyPbun 維尼
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「她們吵了一場大架,剛才出門前還在向我哭訴呢?」8964 copyright protection432PENANAGrjKhh1vnW 維尼
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他媽的,吵架也不選時候,害得老子的牽手計畫被打亂了。8964 copyright protection432PENANAtdGSKMch0d 維尼
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「沒事的,吵一場架後大家冷靜一下,很快便沒事的。」這是有多敷衍的回應。8964 copyright protection432PENANAoQyUEYKMi0 維尼
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「真的嗎? 她們是很要好的一對,我不想看見她們分手哩。」她怎麼認真起來了? 我只是隨便的說說。8964 copyright protection432PENANAKI5prfDyAl 維尼
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不好,如不認真處理一下,會顯得我在敷衍她,快找解釋,有了!8964 copyright protection432PENANALEtedJLFyt 維尼
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「噢,是這樣的, 因為比較起其他季節,在冬天是會較容易失戀的。」8964 copyright protection432PENANAQm2gIVtSFf 維尼
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「為什麼?」她的迷茫眼神正告訴我,我的觀點是如何荒誕,正期盼著答案。8964 copyright protection432PENANAV5oOCZKUgP 維尼
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「咳....咳....」,其實我的心還在噗噗亂跳,一直沒有慢下來,也不知道會否心臟病突發,但不能不說下去,「因為愛神丘比特是沒穿衣服的,一到冬天便會躲在家裡不願出來射箭,所以在冬天裡失戀的機會一般會大得多。」8964 copyright protection432PENANAzFm9sBU8QK 維尼
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他媽的,我的嘴僵硬了,這是鬼話? 還是笑話?8964 copyright protection432PENANA84ndclKlbZ 維尼
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「噗哧...」8964 copyright protection432PENANAHrUPkLplXI 維尼
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她笑了,但,是在笑我低俗嗎? 還是真的被逗開心了? 我還要把愛神丘比特穿衣服的故事說下去嗎?8964 copyright protection432PENANAP4h6u37yYg 維尼
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待續。 8964 copyright protection432PENANALb98auMwsQ 維尼
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