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No Plagiarism!bgNJigjTNeee960G5Lagposted on PENANA (本節推薦搭配歌曲為Sanghee / さんひ - ほろよい👀)8964 copyright protection441PENANAUAXiU1HWCq 維尼
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要說的話,這場深夜的飲酒實況就……真的挺突然的。8964 copyright protection441PENANA2HaIewbv0v 維尼
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還在想若芸的事該怎麼辦時,北風突然用Discord私訊。除了關心斷線的事外,也順便問了深夜有沒有計畫?8964 copyright protection441PENANAp9U5jzT7HA 維尼
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『大叔晚上有預定嗎?沒有的話,來突發實況如何?』8964 copyright protection441PENANA0w3AoFiUQH 維尼
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看見她的訊息,我想了下便打字回應:8964 copyright protection441PENANATLXH4zK51M 維尼
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『是沒問題……但怎這麼突然?是突然有什麼企劃靈感嗎?』8964 copyright protection441PENANA24JyXuELkJ 維尼
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『沒有啦,就看你實況到一半消失,想說幫你安撫一下觀眾而已~」她跟著打字回應。「至於實況主題──我在剛才想到了!那就是──』8964 copyright protection441PENANAWHOZYMFwAC 維尼
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她沒再打字,只是傳了張大吟釀的照片……不會吧?8964 copyright protection441PENANAydERDl5RmO 維尼
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還是先問清楚比較好。8964 copyright protection441PENANAdCZewyKlYa 維尼
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我馬上打開麥克風,要求北風加入語音交談。8964 copyright protection441PENANAIEaUrgb5Ia 維尼
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「感謝妳出手幫忙。可是……妳不是還未成年?喝酒不會有問題嗎……?」8964 copyright protection441PENANAMffSVfaQTe 維尼
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「安啦安啦,我上個月剛好滿十八囉!」北風用開心的語氣說著。「再說就算真的未成年,也有你這個大叔顧著呀~」8964 copyright protection441PENANAPgxiBcb05S 維尼
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「和大叔喝酒的問題更嚴重吧……我說妳,以後絕對不能去酒吧,會出事的。」8964 copyright protection441PENANAyqjvIfwTqn 維尼
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「哇!老爸開始說教了呢。」8964 copyright protection441PENANA0WsN2Ik55j 維尼
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「……」8964 copyright protection441PENANAMreRBkWMYk 維尼
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聽到這句話,心裡忍不住一陣黯然。8964 copyright protection441PENANA3NhQBx3jCq 維尼
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「欸?只是開玩笑、開玩笑而已,大叔別生氣~」8964 copyright protection441PENANASWczUUsgal 維尼
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不過是幾秒沒開口,北風便察覺我心情有異,趕緊安撫玻璃心的老爸。8964 copyright protection441PENANAx82l9k0Jqo 維尼
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「……沒事啦。」反正被酸是我應得的……回到正題。8964 copyright protection441PENANAwek3ASbUdQ 維尼
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「妳真的滿18了?」8964 copyright protection441PENANAltuX4oT4jP 維尼
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「真的是真的啦~大叔你放心。不會害你變成傑尼龜歐咿歐咿的。」8964 copyright protection441PENANAwUHUHIvHoj 維尼
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我才不是在擔心這個……算了。8964 copyright protection441PENANAMDa5cj0PXv 維尼
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總之沒問題就好。8964 copyright protection441PENANATzM9aNafip 維尼
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經過了若芸的事後,剛好也需要酒精讓自己冷靜。8964 copyright protection441PENANACCX9oURxuG 維尼
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雖說對象是高中女生這點實在是……8964 copyright protection441PENANAdnt9y93DBw 維尼
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好啦!反正只是線上共飲,又不是線下開約什麼的。所以就算是中年大叔與女高中生的組合,也不會出什麼問題的。8964 copyright protection441PENANAlPv1er5QF6 維尼
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大概?8964 copyright protection441PENANAIDSLW7Qo9b 維尼
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北風涼。8964 copyright protection441PENANACWEBBWkrFM 維尼
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若要簡單介紹,她就是一名和我同行的女性VTuber。8964 copyright protection441PENANACejwc9Xsrw 維尼
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和身為男性卻在當女V的我不同,她是名純正的,由女生擔任的女V。人物設定是有著火紅色的鬈髮、湛藍色鳳眼,身上穿著一襲如白雲般輕飄飄的連身洋裝,一對大而渾圓的胸部藏在洋裝底下。8964 copyright protection441PENANAfEZnZUl0Ru 維尼
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是渾身上下都散發著強烈衝突感的個人勢V(也就是和我一樣,不隸屬於特定公司)。明明有陽光般溫和、開朗的嗓音,卻取了北風涼這個V名。8964 copyright protection441PENANAREtpdu9A4d 維尼
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有一次,在我忍不住好奇,問起她名字的由來時,北風是這麼對我說的:8964 copyright protection441PENANAE6TtAhsfsU 維尼
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「這個嘛──北風只是吹起來涼涼的話,不就很難下雪了嗎?所以就叫北風涼啦!」8964 copyright protection441PENANAUPrQmJVVCF 維尼
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這到底都什麼跟什麼?8964 copyright protection441PENANAPJghcJi8MH 維尼
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是勉強和溫暖有那麼一點關聯,但也繞太大圈了吧?8964 copyright protection441PENANAIKcqHMzxOz 維尼
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不管這些了。總之眼下就是這麼一名微妙的VTuber和我在實況對飲。8964 copyright protection441PENANAisJs47I1dx 維尼
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說起目前的狀況......實在不太想講,總之是這樣的:8964 copyright protection441PENANAVsjGRwPrkT 維尼
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晚上十點半,在若芸和輝烈回房後,我便照慣例鎖上房門,準備好後開始實況。8964 copyright protection441PENANAoyVmH2QjzA 維尼
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「呼──呼──呼,北風吹來的壞孩子出現啦!我是北風涼!正在等待的觀眾們安安呀!」8964 copyright protection441PENANAN9TWjXryLQ 維尼
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……每次講開場白都是最羞恥的時候。8964 copyright protection441PENANAQShbsjPaZL 維尼
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特別是聽到別人說完,準備輪到自己說時。8964 copyright protection441PENANAZNxA4UVaVB 維尼
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「……(會被告的迪X尼片頭),大家晚上好,長著長鼻子的皮諾丘來了喔!」8964 copyright protection441PENANAx53199cJiP 維尼
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跟著說出會被告的開場白時,就會有種「我為啥會想出這種台詞?」的念頭浮現。唉……8964 copyright protection441PENANA1mpL5z90P1 維尼
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也只能繼續忍住那股羞恥感了。8964 copyright protection441PENANADLHyU8dsMW 維尼
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開場白後,直到聊天室問候結束,北風才接著說明:8964 copyright protection441PENANAD8sWurlwhb 維尼
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「不好意思~不小心就跟皮醬一起實況啦!」螢幕上北風的紅髮(和胸部)隨著話語搖晃。「今天呢,是各位敲碗已久的──北風我第一次的飲酒實況!鏘鏘~而且更厲害的是!皮醬要跟我一起喝!耶咿~」8964 copyright protection441PENANAVzQNBxKsCX 維尼
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「啊,大家不好意思……不小心就被北風醬拉來了。等等北風醬如果開始發酒瘋,我在這先替她道歉哦。」8964 copyright protection441PENANA9PjOf9TB3r 維尼
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「說那什麼話?我還覺得皮醬會比我先醉呢!畢竟胸部這麼小,身體能裝的酒肯定也少吧?」8964 copyright protection441PENANAFuC3w3tPGs 維尼
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「才沒有!我的胸部才不小……至少、至少看得到線!」8964 copyright protection441PENANAvBpuZ6hU26 維尼
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受到北風刺激,我(一名中年大叔)用力搖擺身體,畫面上的皮醬也跟著一起搖擺搖擺。8964 copyright protection441PENANAmR1E3KeiL4 維尼
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「皮醬你再搖也搖不出什麼呦,本來就沒有的東西不會憑空出現。」8964 copyright protection441PENANAd8kYpotFea 維尼
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「北風醬你、你──!嗚嗚……」8964 copyright protection441PENANAsrQy8mximr 維尼
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她說的話無論在現實或虛擬都難以反駁。沒辦法,只好直接使出哭哭攻勢反擊。8964 copyright protection441PENANAtiLXs7VPSw 維尼
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在我裝哭後,聊天室紛紛出現如「北風別欺負我的皮醬(怒)!」、「皮醬別哭QAQ,小胸部也有小胸部的好!」、「大胸只是累贅、貧乳才是正義!」之類充滿性癖的留言,看來風正往我這裡吹。8964 copyright protection441PENANAhBBoxJOb1F 維尼
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「哎呀呀──你們皮粉都怪怪的呢。不像我這些風之子,都正常地喜歡著大胸部。你們說是不是?」8964 copyright protection441PENANAdJbCNU1r1b 維尼
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看著另一個螢幕上,北風的聊天室留言。只見風之子紛紛喊出:「大胸部才是王道!」、「對呀!看到北風就能明白了。」、「啊……好想埋進去……」嗚哇……這什麼噁心大叔留言?8964 copyright protection441PENANAzJQptk1gwe 維尼
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真正的家裡蹲大叔才不會這樣好嗎?8964 copyright protection441PENANAhUvA1UXzPr 維尼
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「嗯──嗯嗯,我就說吧!」北風邊看留言邊點頭。「喜歡大胸才是合理的,喜歡皮醬那種砧板才是邪魔歪道。所以說!胸部輸了的皮醬得先罰一杯!喝吧喝吧!」8964 copyright protection441PENANAwKJwFAASq0 維尼
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這都什麼理由?8964 copyright protection441PENANA846lsPHBaW 維尼
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你單純是想灌我酒而已吧?8964 copyright protection441PENANAq0e0hmaKzH 維尼
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但今天實況就是來喝的。所以我沒作爭辯,為了聊天室的氣氛──及為了暫時忘掉一些事喝了。8964 copyright protection441PENANA68bUNkSFim 維尼
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「咕嚕咕嚕──噗哈!」8964 copyright protection441PENANAtSdfj3nF6A 維尼
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原本怕喝多會開始失言,所以只拿了幾罐啤酒。但聽到我這麼說的北風卻馬上抗議:「不喝醉的話開飲酒實況幹嘛?!」8964 copyright protection441PENANA2aC92jideb 維尼
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所以沒辦法,為了效果,我只好拿出珍藏已久的威士忌拚了。8964 copyright protection441PENANAn4wMesdS4C 維尼
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「嗚哇!皮醬第一杯就乾了……再來一杯嗎?」8964 copyright protection441PENANAriMSi7hwvQ 維尼
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「好啊──等等,不對啦!妳也要喝才對吧?」8964 copyright protection441PENANAWoPA6n6p5w 維尼
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「欸嘿~被發現了。」北風在螢幕上眨眨眼,賣了個萌。「真是拿皮醬沒辦法,那我也開喝囉。」8964 copyright protection441PENANAARD1hRkWK6 維尼
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什麼「拿我沒辦法」……本來就該一起喝的吧?8964 copyright protection441PENANAWD6Gk1wzmk 維尼
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於是,從耳機裡傳來酒液滑過喉嚨,骨嘟骨嘟的聲音──看來她還刻意將麥克風拉近。8964 copyright protection441PENANAsp66zm1ewr 維尼
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怕自己開始想像她頸部的線條,所以稍微打個岔。北風她今天喝的,正是先前傳給我看的大吟釀。8964 copyright protection441PENANAlPHwy0DeIV 維尼
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之前說過,這是她第一次喝酒……對吧?8964 copyright protection441PENANA97nud26j9O 維尼
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希望她別太高估自己的酒量才好。 8964 copyright protection441PENANAMS7FIpj6BM 維尼
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