《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNTHpCKNPP

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFbjy2vcGf
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「答對囉！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMva3wMuIc
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5On5ErQaJ
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QHzev4A3M
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「咦咦咦！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdvoi0ZTPX
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwZpBJaO7a
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63ZYq2iL2A
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「要開始囉！一號！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkh01vkF9e
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是三岐。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTWM3nciDF
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX6DzfRZrQ
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKgSeUm4Oo
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPc55aYmNw
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後面追著兩個人。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjfcqs3vcW
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwj34txpED
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc9jXvjZqL
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2IgTV0cH4
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我加快腳步。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx88zwevgtZ
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75qX2dESv6
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uJjupQera
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolNIGwahXy
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI1jobsk4S
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGU49W35WQ
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJanMkUAGy
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqnv5yJygp
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zAm5HwUX7
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三岐走下台。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmY8Ch60vg
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WHsr5nDnl
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCwG3suReM
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcUPMuFhnf
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroTQxyvGM7
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ0tSaFd6C
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYNAS2mQsN
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DRUtoIvCR
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1ocxaysrp
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「五十。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnJp1FXitj
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL8Aa9lxOn
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFsWxexjos
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR9LPfeDab
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5jWfBRQUi
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpi168092E
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「因為這是背景設定。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqXm5t0IJq
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJunW1r7BT
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluavTqtX7f
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「再縮短一點。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSUo01NkKo
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXUCMTrmkw
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「再短一點。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zASHSxDuy
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs5LO6cg1j
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQFNGzhwyF
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVFbewVhZo
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「世債哈樓。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFwfxWtixD
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76VWeMIAVG
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkfCAiNZwP
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZaNHOD0IQ
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「請把酒放回桌上。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqRVSejf9Z
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN562eXCsCg
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rdVIQOLqg
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLidAWShGQ
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2DTnQ5gAD
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tNvud7sdD
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXdbhF4k4M
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovHUXnhNY8
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfTTSMfr1L
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfHo2cassc
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGnqaDZoRF
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy896VwrZKT
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「貓公爵是什麼？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2de0BSzwqM
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnEkgfNlB1
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTJ5B3WEmq
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yZ9up0TO7
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPuwFAbsO7
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitapplHaOx
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHen5jgUx7S
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「三等於八。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTdFLxIKWR
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m6zZyciR2
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxGuN2G1aA
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Yfs3flyBY
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNWRduAXVp
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoo4n21m8s2
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KiHsdOWhK
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你們這群小王八蛋。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3rz9VqSRC
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpuyNby3hJ
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezZWEH8wkN
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXwOJuN6OY
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrw27mrD2G
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2QUqzQIp5
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclbVCO38D2
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl3a0lYLX7
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17PlcFfYoY
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dWve8PsD2
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8jTVocaTI
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzpzFn4uA6
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjEuSR0T1M
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「上台吧，快下課了。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl06KwnZdy
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRLKX6IyTU
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEujHrE8qfo
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcvDgLXCr2
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIK0r7EUSU
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBQnokKMoE
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAg4wXiYTB
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz87PfHri6
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnOgqdDIJn
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUoD8vLd1z
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dY8SLWSA7
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJU0QFemOO
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「廢話！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ318j0dFQPA
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtMcV93VHL
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE2y1xOd05
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0kyaO7e9p
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdMyBeQlB0
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiw26sS0Gr
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「三等於八等於五十。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk6a5hsFae
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnGHgZlimj
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5CpYNBgNx
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgk8cfOlGGu
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsreid9LIR
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2SVKNJ9NK
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6ur7kqTFc
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZNc6Cs6iW
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZpCDjPA28
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1TdGwGtiR
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDStqQAkOp
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlK6KpBk9j
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM9DsYaMSP
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoBa7f8Hqf
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB83XIAbLq
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE64dVJ9kwV
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Rg0MbX7Uk
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHKZMTdLh1
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJKghoyiwZ
這時，小女孩───」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wEGsCyhCp
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuc2vhtvZ5
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIjnGAfERT
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL3hz9NeGt
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV23kxo23MW
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xy7jC6lsm
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「完美結尾！？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgnszitZ3o
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRBUcGm6kA

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1i3mk1gzW
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQe9arwis0
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當日結果：330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm2PvLPTND
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難得沒有事件發生。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBLrVUyDiN
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柳困依然單身。

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