《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0PGHfT4YZ

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7keRti6to
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「答對囉！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBheh7cZXJj
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUegs5gz9F
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS6i4fLq0a
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「咦咦咦！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlQgwdzIIz
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXffzka52e
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s360MINdF
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「要開始囉！一號！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjemQB5l6z
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是三岐。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7QPKiW9o3
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0mFpozJWx
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qrJWVUPhK
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDnGDNwqzm
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後面追著兩個人。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY9y8efWy2
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uyaRWXvk1
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsOstP1utI
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VwzuSxUcC
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我加快腳步。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9pYTnj63H
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjyoTLbxqd
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzZ8RQ6J1y
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u7C44t1NI
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUPDfMBub4
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eAOxrbPHG
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8RpAXTHeU
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eYWA18DTE
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKuFp164xk
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三岐走下台。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzfcAqvwsP
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07MqOwzEac
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiL2t5UbZn
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9afsqSgdC
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeKMdNFBUx
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsc816UkxT
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9LxXOOocz
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVcipHWg01
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3Ygh9xniG
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「五十。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJpvqcuVs3
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ76bDtfDR9
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX9sq8jTvn
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmMxNEbfVO
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3qbRj5bj6
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HMjtp9aZb
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「因為這是背景設定。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIreJ2svGws
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zhbalPkGt
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zgf6VouZU
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「再縮短一點。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a8MTKStjw
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuPxowOWFP
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「再短一點。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNGUEzjqB9
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH106PcvNF
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy99e7Dqq7L
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb2Ulr4ZMP
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「世債哈樓。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDDpogKF0d
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzjXT9OyU6
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡip5PnbPEov
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAdjWQeV4n
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「請把酒放回桌上。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz2HCkp1zn
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y25aiVCLb
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVxiZkjWYQ
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqRiT7AASH
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB6YCt6kyz
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVM0p0XYWH
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYiyOW36NY
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p9G1BVASZ
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTUtbOy2fF
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ891qeE9MLK
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAfy8ouqRh
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAbCS95DlD
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「貓公爵是什麼？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDtlJgkz9E
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBBotN47VH
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcpborTssm
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnczfk4Abv
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINhFGUyS6V
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt6oj0WuWR
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ009MdIfyB5
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「三等於八。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZmPTGiPVO
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBGhhFHlpE
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2icqQsHPEh
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprB8JEdC0b
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4NSIIkoh5
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oGQ9nJRGB
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzfmKXDLOq
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你們這群小王八蛋。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U2KSZCys7
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeux75BzTAh
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXBcsuCbPl
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0XsO6eYwU
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrMaPG6w5C
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqL2j9y5IY
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPkXQcquE0
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx4U5kXybM
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcYRRGRh8d
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0zY4aChkV
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhT8XTqpj5
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcV09uCYsu
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9sqIATc2F
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmldrVvoows
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「廢話！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCET0loJlOF
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU43VzcJUF
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oh5aiSCxZ
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgyFqglKcC
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「三等於八等於五十。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCERn5CGfL
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsDU4ElyFv
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywjV1eimtY
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6xNAuC9it
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wmlJ7dbUH
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsKT08glsE
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp66RgqYE3P
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFrsu8zqGX
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDADQ1Qv89
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcsfxLnzHS
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti7IXLuvtM
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXjx3QMoHB
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1x9spq0VM
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLfqWji7iU
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHvVE8U2bJ
這時，小女孩───」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aO5gGvWC3
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmjEywSuWV
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5jCkDVS4H
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlN5bEa5Cj
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNQenbFf3Q
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN9CstyR9W
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「完美結尾！？」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklHC6Lbxw8
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2yTX6vuag

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n3mwZJWVu
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JnQ84FrS6
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當日結果：329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDhzZr5QFB
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難得沒有事件發生。329Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpPOrlbxlX
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柳困依然單身。

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