《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFafI35pvm

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOlFLogJPH
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「答對囉！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFXQKc24KP
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu56OZ12xv
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cvHkY1Ayw
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「咦咦咦！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9rN0Yj87t
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PIZfzBE7Y
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6DmJxweU7
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「要開始囉！一號！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BL9IqQSgE
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是三岐。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vWMakRlue
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt6OwN7ppd
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7ODC2DU92
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnLajA4wiC
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後面追著兩個人。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaKS0baSaM
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzjT53S8N9
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u4Etp5v5f
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbv3kARWaI
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我加快腳步。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpV4qK2iHq
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYUjjRllB1
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYNES9B5HB
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57ixoLw0s8
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8gnJGovHz
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZbpGYesoY
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxKIl9niG7
我開始默默祈禱。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn9cVS9htO
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWrb0CWHwP
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMRarAVkQ3
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三岐走下台。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCBmbaJkLC
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlscq5dMpa
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwckSQENQLq
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wu9FNAOan
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2zjBMKpBj
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sOWpfsRLQ
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdSxRw8GRD
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5tVRy1Z8R
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMntUcmIp6H
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「五十。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gP6EMFuYZ
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCPXVxrvzR
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa71vEkH9E4
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2h1ML7uKL
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA116SKRyj
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuxxElCmuj
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「因為這是背景設定。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHCEwllv2u
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFiyC7Nzwb
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQN5kJuFRO
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「再縮短一點。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrVBwz1Dlv
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5W6aW3hRN
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「再短一點。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtngLtl2Ck
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhty1MYWd0
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqIn5kI0vq
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJju2tQLtFb
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「世債哈樓。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhrUuRi3O8
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQAkVjSabX
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAJg99haF0
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22OlMzJwbf
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「請把酒放回桌上。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJAuOWFeCd
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DkPjfHPuc
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNCNySo4pI
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakfHaMVgc1
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23nMhjrPba
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQL2E6CvVt
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA5qvWRD99
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFFQyQFj1D
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLdWivSeKG
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAvsGlsLHF
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHn5Wj3kC5
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtRXGYliBC
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「貓公爵是什麼？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcgqXwWA79
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6nYa5czey
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0hmtsbHMy
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsqVvKsmmN
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iy8WasdxP
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez3Z4NDW1E
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdIwxQDlGT
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「三等於八。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqfALN3gj2
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvxsPoVHWh
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpICzb5RWa
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNHnWMfNOT
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QH76CMRSK
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4sHBqg4Eh
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMGpPgWojo
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你們這群小王八蛋。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplj1VVljp4
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsib8OPsh1
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCL71Fpt4D
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM1vjZO0MX
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9L82NFCTL
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0XOlBsAtU
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNLli9nS17
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95MKHzcaw0
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbbcnzIv9N
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxRsA0xMfC
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh2AgrqeD1
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fbGy3SLRH
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0kGW7m4LO
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLJwF8n1fN
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aLeUIPaUl
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx9hFAYxZf
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqS5r6Ovu9
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ake9vIEs2
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51zLaWGTlK
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「廢話！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC5cbWttNM
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y1o23wd1T
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJKv1Fmbmn
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNEAD25OOH
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtWQG3RkxP
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「三等於八等於五十。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkoemrjX1X
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bz1xvzI0s
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8OYasAdzv
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrxrS8s5Fu
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22dpYkh0cZ
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnGOVofzXc
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXg74klADU
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZg4o5hlAc
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5swsjA5ExG
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wVUzaScsL
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dCAlkLWDs
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KHsqGl9fQ
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV4Y7rRIGr
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sgl4oZho1
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtmK9MfOXc
這時，小女孩───」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi4hIYcpbD
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLKa941yT9
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp57lwik29H
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO60FhmcB7b
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxgvz0YRzg
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7JAZ2SsQ5
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「完美結尾！？」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeQmJYgSK4
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9kVjFov4X

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj3Jy7UUWZ
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVt5r4Xziy
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當日結果：302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQlJokZ2uX
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難得沒有事件發生。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILC6JOQMnz
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柳困依然單身。

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