《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ITGCdHBKh

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO4Y3SKAkZ
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「答對囉！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9OSb8kcsS
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dM8o6YCLU
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZDKXRFle5
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「咦咦咦！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp7eA3JTN5
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdzojTMe4q
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtug7Cx1rDZ
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「要開始囉！一號！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS0dzmzYlL
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是三岐。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWURz4FTiY
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpArgAtk16
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGSocBpdvM
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPA3NgV6i1
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後面追著兩個人。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwZCmv9hO3
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq4XGOPMAG
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezwMF6WdmB
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn6GfFUiet
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我加快腳步。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlRy1Xl7AV
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4MReplhEk
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkwzNSMt3X
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp6suudLXK
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2fbaAYvCk
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofeTyudqts
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlkLrQpHcP
我開始默默祈禱。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7rlKzprZM
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLUl1LTOq2
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfsOePatkj
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三岐走下台。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5ZakdykcR
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5ifmbP0ee
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sdoAlluBH
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HCPii0bSz
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i3EtmJF0m
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QjlKep2E0
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NCxKZeHCx
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhAFvSiLoJ
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3PWPim2KB
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「五十。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3QvCMnYZh
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8ki0v9yHN
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zgp88myLM
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUGBlm3yKK
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKgOvMwmjg
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNBdbNIkOd
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「因為這是背景設定。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmzxM53AUR
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMueZtrF91
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGL3ouVFcQ
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「再縮短一點。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiMpAUmxMJ
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLZtUMy6iL
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「再短一點。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOCU0LsyY9
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOe8ROIegR
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21YbmyUlpf
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XFXLL5Llg
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「世債哈樓。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4kYHxzXrt
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfAPh9aQ0l
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQSNjSGOBD
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbQtVPDr6M
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「請把酒放回桌上。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6mXslBRuh
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6lZ2dACHH
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ViFPrBP0K
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr5QGX08dJ
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7UdMuNqVW
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLf9Dzdsg8
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKthSMevhwf
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyhYwVEqZW
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVsfUcFdFy
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU2jSBFjTk
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFlz9eJjie
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CK5Oq7cgE
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「貓公爵是什麼？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSAnTo7stj
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBxVVoglO2
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PuobwFCpt
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki4FFHNw1e
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunBtAaepHS
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyEIChjtdO
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYCO9g07Tb
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「三等於八。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ctcnYOmAf
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oFXyHxhwU
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1LPjNST84
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSONTsgZiJn
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51fVWuUfbj
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡry3vJ0GLHy
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbDGTY2obh
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你們這群小王八蛋。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzUnDnoZbm
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAjAZM7V88
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQoQ5ip8Ys
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKgtVyzfns
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeKQchRxBN
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh64PP2MmWW
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrU4jqMP3R
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo3OqGfHma
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPmhzJMAhq
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxHIcU0ULH
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLYIlSw0Aw
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ987hyIAgWe
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7fTxzfDsO
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaToaBFAgdb
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqUi4rXKHD
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy7dHRHbwh
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZKRl90cBT
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaR1a03IGX
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「上台吧，快下課了。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpBdOY7Sme
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCf14QLZ0F
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccg6KiyLaw
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMXzr1OmAw
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdW3BGxhe1
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bjFgoFwXH
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnkAcxNl88
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguPOpDjXiG
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHN7WVzFLh
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXOLpJV2Bg
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0nJbGassE
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW0V96uIqe
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZcPwdclBv
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4cYAFNIcX
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「廢話！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7MjewMgRy
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMuaOVc2uC
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD9vH9Z5rE
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8woDUnPgSn
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp6zaoANeY
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV00sdNWEP
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL7FvMGhKU
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「三等於八等於五十。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxTGmLJL5D
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RcTPYPILw
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6XY2Qw9hj
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSmZpRmu5Y
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI3nCHDRWS
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiKHNRnbX6
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFZFGRQ9jd
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJMkF5zrxr
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXPocei69t
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KJJQcijtw
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLCqw5jboh
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYg3dyQMuhU
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YWmJG0gDr
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ofNBLt5DS
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7SMCk2Duk
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT3hy5azHA
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGueU2gHSN
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFsOrZBj1L
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinXzGycqyp
這時，小女孩───」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mE41gmrH4
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0doj8UzYJe
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgNR2t055C
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJtk3yvXh4
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxQMRrlWgi
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBfM6fSifo
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「完美結尾！？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmoW7AHIgk
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMpMamU3iq

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIz4henrEH
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX8SEDecwi
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當日結果：345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo21U9Czad
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難得沒有事件發生。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO2o5TWWB8
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柳困依然單身。

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