《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFV11b1971

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmM2UXbgTw
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「答對囉！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTyIiUBvcT
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbfxqV8Cem
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqruD7vY0c
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「咦咦咦！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMWzLrolWA
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05UaaaS1Hn
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHP0FTFK2p
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「要開始囉！一號！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjnqaKi9QE
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是三岐。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeuITK9emV
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxk4qrpzrE
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo86p0bOpXV
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu1FrN5DpB
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後面追著兩個人。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArRnLFwY0H
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9cz3C68kZ
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rVWWNBzb6
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGDd7osttz
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我加快腳步。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihCbb529EJ
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzjncrNXtL
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpRhUsVx5e
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dhpxRipKS
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHgSX0GJO0
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE7QpUjgwS
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iAzfbXBve
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5a0Jl6VQt
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4KFkauu6Q
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三岐走下台。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lQIdwIE9J
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jOgszlqQm
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zHMxg7sMQ
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhimeHeNiM
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1M5PKXmOi
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3meKBZDHTE
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabeyVBvJ7C
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQbGgqTryd
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjTaiOa8Sj
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「五十。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2qo1zd0Rr
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cC8Cgvg0K
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla1eJhwd2M
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfriDOopW9
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCU6JsYBqe
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1UDrJYHJX
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「因為這是背景設定。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2xhOqLUkn
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I59HbyPp2
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc5Jamq9nY
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「再縮短一點。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwrLaMyTw6
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUxrnTURZZ
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「再短一點。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLEAIHcpWq
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QINvoFuSt
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu98HvB0C1F
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3XOFh5ox3
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「世債哈樓。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm9R0CAeFI
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsdHwi2Hfn
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0KtiMdRip
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcVbbzugWN
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「請把酒放回桌上。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRbv8W3lrW
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAv9KhNO2x
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VJLYGr64o
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vk7BMd4UK
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfD0SMkYJ3
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsedsuJUViU
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVklnYzB2tb
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCvP6FNuQh
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKPXtheNDv
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXI1JaAGig
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHxVPbHWMb
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVPY6hvzNs
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「貓公爵是什麼？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3YTzS4OMO
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGByGt4q7N
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9juDQ7F57m
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtgEhFRWCE
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6ELz31Pfp
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj6XXdyX9k
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30eQM6utOx
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「三等於八。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlI29wgUc0
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAlXk4G4st
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkw8AM4wRL
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6Ki7p9ybj
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vjVoyTFmk
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o2j7wNYbp
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XFVRGu4ZD
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你們這群小王八蛋。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSald236spi
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug4wEvKqUk
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkcQ4mHUwa
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYutpZe39Z
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPVBRm4r7o
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rM7YTBF3b
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAT8wQadkt
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6RbN8w3iE
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7hiTwE7be
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxB4ibWIlL
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbQ3VuNBZN
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZN9Xqs9wx
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQk2ZnPt7y
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7MpnCpfsd
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmooY9PduxI
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ecr4iHMiU
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHNPVMiyg2
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIIQdDOoMa
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「廢話！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnSvwzd1Oh
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qv72JtWcz
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlDFKV4WIi
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekSAPBrGpb
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9GZuiXllu
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「三等於八等於五十。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun29EowjTF
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSrRwAde6Z
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI3HbTjlsc
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH247PsfwSg
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhImMBLd7F
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7v2RwCjp2
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo55gYnRYMa
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ob8Ziswpq
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwKq6mJoyT
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3IsDIdKfk
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopFvarHNaq
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwolZua2g6
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3TPoAjb99
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5rJubQ9qi
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegC22zj32C
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6I2t78hBx
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZZkay9yVX
這時，小女孩───」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGeJVk2nr7
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3iSSielPl
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94xyhcfsO0
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpyotv4Ble
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhqWRwdNnp
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsOzSYhOw7
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「完美結尾！？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O9HkbCqBE
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWJkFYFFdT

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cTDv5LJVU
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI6pYV9q6v
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當日結果：283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWonlC95LDX
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難得沒有事件發生。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFiyyLmHeb
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柳困依然單身。

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