我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1nD1m1oRu
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMhaqwZKtf
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecrhVJRG2O
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUfnVeMZDg
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QCSks9rdv
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG56ztPiN0
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FdjFlQulX
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnWIpqUGTJ
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgr4xkwEqO
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfQZFAltRZ
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ew2hACzb0
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QZh1p1uNi
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI225qItx6s
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6wqcKO9AK
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOhSznGka9
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSdB3Hulkq
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「這個又不會醉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8F7O3MPFy
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAsVzDberI
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「九十六。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5eznPi3GQ
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCbTzuw2nV
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT14aOdEwNI
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWqLx7bAQ2
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSETQlomCMv
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UFL19gvXk
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「一。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlf7anwlvf
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1egfmzkKu
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「現在是怪我囉！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNBnGHK9v1
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22fSKAvJUn
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4b09VwOqS
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSw4Xk2XUQ
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「鬼才需要！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIhviF42AQ
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkaXTF2IkO
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXlt6YhtMR
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxIa76swEh
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkfZlCWnqI
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkLII7NzP6
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBXBIIoZ5q
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGKjHjxH1L
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「讓他清醒啊？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QUi2WfBqc
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHQzeOuNQO
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iDGyr2guz
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOStRGYZYyD
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8JO1HOO1w
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHu2acy3y4
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgVUnJ9z0r
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOnzg3jbpT
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「Je suis très triste.」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NuTYIj2QC
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwIOU3hGSV
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「法文。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRI7RNTNLx
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9biZd9FJa
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「我很難過。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfabqusNM0W
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDnbaTE3ck
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFY4ehkkJ3
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNL4tuVFW4
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv61UUMatGt
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1bQebJvVs
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOGuYawPie
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jCJtVQ9aJ
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uctgmtWLK
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhGWIMEsAg
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「我有一個方法。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFXpOvKUKt
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「什麼方法？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboloOsNukS
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDIz7CeBRk
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAfzMUihDF
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDqf2htlms
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3K1m9VzmD
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8MY2B4uP2
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZGIsAgvjU
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGuFyGrodG
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2PJq4WgpK
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYO3oe7Boi
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFDf6jZ7Al
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0s6WrAIuT
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wMseMbx3Z
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6G77KvC7W0
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykzOCf4gqo
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufexeAo2i5
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxMc4BtiUw
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTEdOTZyQ9
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KvwSDoodD
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnKvWHiTdM
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq3sQEpvZq
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuHW3GBrf8
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN15mS7AH4
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0ReJvNAYl
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfGBe6aSqM
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2DySxqYRG
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2n85kkWSR
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe0V2WaW98
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0e8XFTa5Iz
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKxlOXPyNh
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2f4NeP3n1
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「他就在偷懶咩。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoumztykDoq
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0YZKGyBST
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J8YbiZyaF
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLigUM8G2e
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs86jVbqgg1
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP60zxseqwY
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3TnNTA3xW
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「你是在哪聽到的？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7vt7cqPqm
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCpvjc4zTX
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFPtZ0Y0WB
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「製造假車禍。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGsaVpQbYr
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「車又不是你在開！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiQzuRANVn
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「相信我，我可以的。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffxIC0eLdX
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtYqgMtfss
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPgjIStzWg
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「不！可！以！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV0Jat0x0n
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSQiWhk9Mz
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXoAaLvanh
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLD8Ce6oAV
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「誰會帶啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ7WFJqZ0V
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClaQdTn2dQ
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6WPaYki6T
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmAqMS6KaN
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUugDRuwNC
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46MfcPlead
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEN9fulp2c
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37FbPO4EBl
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOw7Xq0YOO
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nSo4LeZAB
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIcS9LOaA3
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「為什麼？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfyotOfxHy
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVKrLCyZWP
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMnzvjKQu3
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6E3na2ozx
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「「對。」」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzg60lmWKa
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuimS8A5mfS
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSWqDu7zBk
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4HQ7ezxRw
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiRcZlZrTf
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprt5HAsLHk
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「我的包包裡面。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7LHHbEZWH
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuHyaizSoz
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobUK9uCAUN
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmyzz5UVes
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRmvyU5GxD
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquCPwNJu9O
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKAdCl5vdz
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOa3pAB9OS
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPA2oocPtH
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iQNHTZK65
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5908htwK3
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p4RlRQ4VB
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3pkqEW6YX
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31UmW4xEwO
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS86V0Wvskh
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1w4p78uTK
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzBIGcAzew
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM66oV4SD77
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IL9xQUX0u
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEODrdf0tI
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「嘖。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4cV9VLwOS
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38IYRifhDg
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6nMQVJhPs
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「方方子是誰啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcRBIN12b5
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhS9wjiRHY
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3zsa8IG46
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM0H1gQKbK
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKoVWRf23k
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU8u86pPqp
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9HTkis5ty
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7LL4a2ufN
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuuHl3N1bm
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrRXNFhJgH
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RjCoe3YCB
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1HyNQrmZn
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiABPqixxms
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ka9IU1JZO
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmyIOELE3t
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZgzbHksJf
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOSwCDPPQr
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUK9HiUB74
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9PiwmUfCx
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4xfLlQ3Ev
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RmD9kA0lm
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9D8MviRKeO
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtxvsNcWJu
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF3h5necmK
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUgobelojG
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8M0JAVCER
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQGWtpn20S
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8JHrbV6ER
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkucveaTGy
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTv2pu0T5j
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt9Ah8GJlL
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCxUB73V0h
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPJyfUnNJd