元洲街邨的邪神傳說260Please respect copyright.PENANAPKB4DurlQp
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返到麗池還未夠鐘入場,只好圍埋班細路度hea吓。260Please respect copyright.PENANArtQaZF3jhW
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剛從細輝手中搶了一本《龍虎門》(舊著,千祈唔好同我講新著),踎低準備開始睇吓,點知條友仔食住上。260Please respect copyright.PENANANgNCWCjEHw
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「仁哥,教我計呢條數吖,『手表賣400元,八折出售,便宜了多少?』。」細輝「隊」本作業到我眼前。260Please respect copyright.PENANAD9YvpuppBL
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幫眼教吓細路功課都是我這個副教練日常的義診範疇。260Please respect copyright.PENANA84vTlSsHTm
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「嘩,乜嘢題目嚟㗎,七蚊都兩個錶啦,仲四百…嗱,八折幾多呀?乘80除100嘛,320蚊啦。但你睇清楚題目喎,陰Q你平咗幾多呀。」小學雞的題目一向都喜歡「捉字蝨」,以前幫人補習時都領教不少了。260Please respect copyright.PENANA9nXoAmtWx8
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細輝話頭醒尾:「啊?即係平咗80蚊啦。」啲𡃁仔愈來愈醒,唔似我以前成舊飯噉。260Please respect copyright.PENANAwV7Cu65LuO
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輪到攣毛來問英文,攣毛是個天生攣頭髮的小四女生,像極了童星時的馮B寶。「仁哥哥,呢度唔識,I _____ dim sum with my Mother at a Chinese restaurant tomorrow。」260Please respect copyright.PENANA63ba3qfE4p
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我一見題目,仆街乜嘢dim sum呀,唔識解喎,阿Sum我就識佢;後來諗諗Chinese restaurant即係茶樓啦,呵~聯想到dim sum即是點心譯音,冚家祥出啲噉嘅題目嘅?260Please respect copyright.PENANAjnwjcJaEBI
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「哦,去茶樓嘛,前面嗰個係點心啦。」我估計攣毛跟我一樣,被個英文生字考起啩。260Please respect copyright.PENANApV8mXjtdjU
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「梗係食點心,填eat囉?」攣毛又可以馬上聯想到,九成是今天剛學完這個生字。260Please respect copyright.PENANA5mzpWeoHrD
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我接著說:「嗯~佢話聽日先去食喎。」明顯又是「捉字蝨」問題。260Please respect copyright.PENANADNudbs9jwX
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此時我有點不耐煩了,咪阻Q住我睇《龍虎門》啦。「嚡~will eat咪得囉。」懶得等她「誒來誒去」了。260Please respect copyright.PENANAj5yBlBTnY9