心媽湊我返學306Please respect copyright.PENANAb7rZtJMDux
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「……喂……爛瞓豬…起身喇…喂…夠鐘食飯喇。」聽到阿心在我耳邊輕聲喚醒我。306Please respect copyright.PENANAjfXtdMUk8f
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自從有次在lecture hall瞓被人投訴打鼻鼾後,現在晨操完提早回到學校,我都在運動場的長椅上睡;事關去common room(學生休息室,一般會有電視、沙發、汽水機)成日有人打牌、賭啤、睇電視…嘈到瞓唔到,去「拉把」靜過墳場,一打鼻鼾又是死路一條,反正天氣還是涼涼的,索性到室外長椅瞓,都是蠻舒服的,除了今天…306Please respect copyright.PENANAi72GfACaFJ
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「爛瞓豬,好起身食嘢囉喎,仲有一個鐘就上堂喇。」阿心又催促我起來。306Please respect copyright.PENANA8DanbfaKFZ
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話說有妙齡少女在耳邊軟聲喚你起床,都算是毒隱的另類人生成就呢。306Please respect copyright.PENANANigqdWgy3c
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平日晨操完提早返校,我都會掩掩揚揚去lecture hall「通知」阿心,讓她知道落堂後來運動場邊,找我這個瑟縮一角的「露宿者」,有時她會買埋午飯來找我。306Please respect copyright.PENANApm9xX2comt
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我坐起身,不禁輕聲叫了出來,哎~仆街瞓咗之後個膊頭仲痛過今朝!306Please respect copyright.PENANAcY9TzJ9l2K
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阿心坐在旁邊聽著歌等我,聽不到我的慘叫聲,她繼續說:「飯堂見唔到你個樣,扮唔知有『健康餐』呀,餐牌又無,嗰個收銀仲串我咁瘦唔使減肥呀。所以今日買咗沙嗲牛肉米『走』沙嗲牛肉畀你,嘻嘻,唔好問我點樣走沙嗲牛肉喎。」306Please respect copyright.PENANA8ym1lAnTdR
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我跟她說:「我食唔到嘢呀~」306Please respect copyright.PENANALeFq8sw0xQ
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她以為我嫌棄沙牛米無沙牛。「唔好扭計啦,你減肥係噉㗎啦,我食剩咗少少牛肉碎畀你過吓口癮㗎喇。」306Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5brNSt1fu
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我都無認真考究過佢係體貼、刻薄定為食,哈哈~306Please respect copyright.PENANALrbvYVi1bj
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「唔係呀,我隻手用唔到力呀。」我吃力地捧起碗米粉給她看,但雙手痠軟下垂,用不了力及不停抖震,彷彿得了少年柏金遜症。306Please respect copyright.PENANApHJFOf0lTq