2起貓咪詐騙,推測起因,大概是貓咪認為:一個人類要餵食一次,才是完整的餐點。貓咪作為寵物的責任就是要跟所有家庭成員互動,每個人互動一次,這樣才公平。396Please respect copyright.PENANAS2lSmwGEsN
這麼有心的貓咪,犧牲自己的身材,就是療癒人類身心靈啊!396Please respect copyright.PENANAkeBhzqYOi6
為了維持貓咪的健康身材,將全滾滾縮成一團的貓咪抱起來,會有拉長長的效果,人類還是得解決貓咪詐騙案,才不會愧對長長長長長長貓的顏面。396Please respect copyright.PENANAvVp38GDaKz
維護長條貓咪,人人有責。396Please respect copyright.PENANA7W2gkzYVLQ
昨天早上,我出門前,三三在樓梯攔截我,牠高聲喵喵叫,很明顯就是在討吃飯,催促的態度很堅定,在我周圍繞來繞去喵喵叫。396Please respect copyright.PENANAGkhIIiw4Z0
全家除了我,要嘛在睡覺,要嘛還在上班,顯然地,三三還沒吃早餐。396Please respect copyright.PENANADK0JqVoNDM
我用之前貓餐盒剩下的塑膠容器測量貓飼料,裝7分滿倒在貓碗裡。396Please respect copyright.PENANAbSI5R9WrrK
「卡滋卡滋……」貓咪咀嚼貓乾飼料的聲音,清脆的聲音,宛如人類吃迷你煎餅。三三狂嗑乾乾,吃得很香,不知道的人還以為牠餓好幾天。396Please respect copyright.PENANAqdpSJSObqm
我出門後在群組發訊息:396Please respect copyright.PENANAtRPGSxdJoP
我:三三早上吃過早餐了喔!@妹,不要被三三騙了。396Please respect copyright.PENANAfBhUqoP8Z4
老二:(笑)396Please respect copyright.PENANAnBM6IHPapr
過了40分鐘。396Please respect copyright.PENANAAVfzctHGM8
爸:來不及了。我進廚房,牠好像被虐待的樣子,一副可憐兮兮,向我討貓糧。396Please respect copyright.PENANAHHQIorHkc5
老二:詐騙成功。396Please respect copyright.PENANAZC9BVLRq0z
我:唉呀呀牠要胖嘟嘟了。396Please respect copyright.PENANAYBV4QbA4ho
我少標註人了,沒標到的人以為三三還沒吃,唉呀!三三又得逞。396Please respect copyright.PENANAndm4BAbD5V
三三從不同人身上要到同一餐,發生太多次了,救人喔!前幾天早上吃5份份量不一的早餐,3個人對供詞才發現三三又詐騙!396Please respect copyright.PENANAnq6amyOUX3
先前網路上流行一張圖,一張表格週一到週五,那天室友們有餵貓就打勾,在週三寫個髒話,旁邊又寫「我們搞砸了!」上一篇文〈三三詐騙〉有提到,我之前放小白板,寫三三有沒有吃飯,效果不太好。396Please respect copyright.PENANA5QLMrBF7Fd
各種方法都破功,怎麼辦?愧對長條貓貓的願景啊!396Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ5rvG08GO
我跟男友聊到這件事,他說同事養貓會把食物裝進3個容器,早餐、午餐、晚餐,3份放進冰箱,家人要餵再拿出來。好睿智!我怎麼沒想到?事先裝好分量,空了就是餵了,還有就是還沒餵。396Please respect copyright.PENANAJPjUeFBuMJ
那我找個容器裝3份食物放在家裡,大家就會知道三三到底有沒有吃飯了吧?
預防詐騙,貓咪餵食法:396Please respect copyright.PENANAqMLS4rTZzK
˙小白板提醒法:失敗。396Please respect copyright.PENANA40ttz2Hhj1
˙LINE群組告知法:失敗。396Please respect copyright.PENANA52DWYXIVsq
˙LINE群組標註全部人告知法:正在驗證,好像還行。396Please respect copyright.PENANAjzj0DmXpPq
˙三餐容器事前分裝法:新方法,待驗證。396Please respect copyright.PENANAw3SefnbGhR
˙電動定時定量餵食器法:少了餵貓的樂趣,不考慮。
昨天早上群組:396Please respect copyright.PENANAdNzkgLrlEZ
我:我早上沒有餵三三喔。396Please respect copyright.PENANAvIpdTSdqc9
爸:三三很生氣,大姐壞壞。396Please respect copyright.PENANAYzt4LZPTDB
我:牠昨天詐騙,壞壞。396Please respect copyright.PENANADeGTFN7oaa
爸:人類純真,才好騙。396Please respect copyright.PENANAQrS1dGCYJy
我:齁齁。
三三詐騙案偵查,暫時告一個段落,先試試標註所有人方法或3餐分裝方法,預防三三又詐騙成功,身材一去不復反。396Please respect copyright.PENANAB3ngUfqWPL
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