我從沒想過,三三會二腳站立,抱著欄杆甩頭。299Please respect copyright.PENANAW4Re4mQtHh
前幾個禮拜某一天晚上,天氣潮濕悶熱,二樓空間熱烘烘,電扇吹出來的風也是熱的,床上竹蓆溫度跟烤完餅乾的烤箱烘培紙差不多,晚上睡覺需要吹冷氣、開電扇才能睡著。299Please respect copyright.PENANAr3Sq9wVTQV
三三全身長滿柔軟細毛,貓的體溫又偏高,一樓窗戶旁的牛皮紙貓碗已經不是牠的最愛,每天目睹貓餅攤在樓梯轉角地上已經是常態,人類走路經過還要自主閃開地上的貓餅。299Please respect copyright.PENANAPZriL80wSW
一切睡覺準備就緒,門窗關緊、冷氣OK、電扇OK、蚊帳OK。我打開手機,設定好鬧鐘,將手機放在房間靠牆櫃子上。思索一下明天一早出門要用的物品,就離開逐漸變涼的房間,走向一樓。299Please respect copyright.PENANA9GQRESCQsP
三三一如既往地趴在地板上,牠圓滾滾的黑眼睛看我在幹嘛,我忍不住蹲下來跟牠四目相視。牠看我蹲下,開始貓界的表演:滾動身子,露出肚皮,躺在地上扭動,前腳摀住眼睛,好像在說「噢!燈光好亮!我的眼睛!」299Please respect copyright.PENANAYtBJUSNc6y
經過三三幾乎都會看到牠攤在地上,瓷磚地板真的比較涼嗎?我手掌心貼在地板上,嗯……說涼也還好,反正溫度一定比沙發皮還低。299Please respect copyright.PENANA14sIoI0Rzi
不管三三還繼續躺平在地上,我走下樓準備明天出門的用品。299Please respect copyright.PENANAcQcskDK52W
備妥物品,我走上樓準備睡覺,在一樓轉去二樓的樓梯轉角遇到三三,牠看到我看到牠,又開始貓界的即興表演。299Please respect copyright.PENANACZxx0tR6pz
我不敢相信自己的眼睛,為什麼我把手機遺留在房間?來不及錄影真可惜!299Please respect copyright.PENANAuJZXJC43yQ
從沒想過,三三會二腳站立,抱著欄杆甩頭。299Please respect copyright.PENANA6hSLNOg5zY
起先牠二肢前腳抱住樓梯欄杆,二肢後腳站立,這個時候我腦中想法是要不要阻止牠做傻事?小隻身軀抱著樓梯欄杆好危險!欄杆間隔對貓來說與身同寬!299Please respect copyright.PENANAzHRxX79HuP
牠抱著欄杆,閉著眼睛,忘我地甩頭3下。299Please respect copyright.PENANAyzmpRDHK0O
我:ㄜ?299Please respect copyright.PENANA62ihpio2xy
貓後腳支撐不了太久,牠甩完那3下頭就四肢著地,看了我一下,走上一階樓梯,又二腳站立,抱著欄杆,閉眼甩頭3下!接著帥氣走上樓,結束貓界即興表演。299Please respect copyright.PENANAfo3SFBm4cb
我養的貓是不是哪裡有問題?還是我養法哪裡有問題?為什麼我家的貓會跳鋼管舞?299Please respect copyright.PENANANrg2fCCzpr
隔天在LINE群組:299Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ho9eHV4bJ
我:三三昨晚在樓梯用二腳站,跳鋼管舞。299Please respect copyright.PENANAKaJuUDrdXv
爸:(笑貼圖)299Please respect copyright.PENANAL3pmw7Khr5
老二:怎麼跳?299Please respect copyright.PENANAPmB2kq1Ydm
我:抱著欄杆甩頭。299Please respect copyright.PENANAAmyMx9gbOP
老二:哈哈哈哈哈,確定不是在抓癢嗎?299Please respect copyright.PENANAQEo1yUBv5t
看起來不像啊!肚子癢直接舔舔不就好了?幹嘛大費周章二腳站著?299Please respect copyright.PENANAFkqGvb5YhT
我:不像捏。299Please respect copyright.PENANASqvjTyUw2t
老二:為什麼沒錄影?299Please respect copyright.PENANApQq9NPJlL7
我想錄影啊!手機在房間!299Please respect copyright.PENANA6FflJHUsBt
媽:我昨天問了,姊姊說來不及。299Please respect copyright.PENANA0ggkKm4J5W
好幾天過去,直到現在,我還是不懂三三跳鋼管舞在跳什麼意思?單純好玩?299Please respect copyright.PENANADUJYd0RHum
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