據我所知,周遭已經出現2起貓咪詐騙案。324Please respect copyright.PENANAKdnLjXq77j
我平時需要出門,早上出門,晚上回家。剛開始養貓的時候,查到資料說貓一天要吃2、3餐,如果我早上趕著出門,貓咪和家人在家,家人不知道貓咪吃飯沒?真的是一種小困擾。324Please respect copyright.PENANAfKMzQNstII
我思索了一下,不知道怎麼辦。某天在書局逛逛時,看到書局販賣小白板、軟木塞小板子,靈光乍現!我拿小白板寫三三有沒有吃飯不是很方便嗎?太好了!324Please respect copyright.PENANAozsiaiTQHp
軟木塞質地小板子就掛在冰箱上,軟木塞小板子釘上數張便條紙,便條紙上寫著哪個食品哪天到期,記得趕快煮掉、吃掉。324Please respect copyright.PENANAkonjpeZqhw
小白板有附帶著白板擦的白板筆,用白板筆寫字,字要擦掉就用筆蓋上的白板擦擦一擦,方便。我把小白板掛在貓碗旁邊牆上,全家看小白板就知道貓咪有沒有被餵食,一目了然。324Please respect copyright.PENANAgNDgOs2fgZ
然而,經過幾個月的觀察,爸爸老化眼,看不太到小白板上寫什麼,我寫大字一點也是一樣。三三貪吃鬼常常一副餓很多天一樣地哀號、裝可憐;或是在家人忙碌時搗蛋,直到達到目的─吃到食物。324Please respect copyright.PENANA4ioqc2TK5A
小白板提醒法宣告失敗。324Please respect copyright.PENANAr37fuumGNO
三三習得裝可憐就有食物吃的技能。貓咪撒嬌起來不得了,明明平時懶得理人,躺躺睡睡,為了吃,三三可以在人類腳邊繞來繞去,引導人類去食物方向,對著人類高聲喵喵叫,直白翻譯就是「我好餓!我要吃飯!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAj3yQtWRVK3
叫聲之哀戚,好像人類虐待貓咪,一週沒餵食一樣。324Please respect copyright.PENANAyAfZP3j6L9
實際上是,早上7點吃過了早餐,10點三三對著媽媽在叫。324Please respect copyright.PENANA1sqEiUfLHr
據說從上往下看貓咪腰身就知道貓咪有沒有過胖,三三長時間處於中間跟偏胖之間游移,罐頭水加多一點,督促貓多喝水,吃少一點。324Please respect copyright.PENANAv6WHFpY7co
我常說:十隻橘貓九隻胖,還有一隻正在變胖的路上。橘白貓三三這麼貪吃,這樣不行,罐頭餐和乾飼料餐比例調一下,讓三三喝多一點水,吃多一點濕食。324Please respect copyright.PENANAjJIWHVNL5A
罐頭加水飲食法很有用,三三的身材有維持住,還是有一點腰身。324Please respect copyright.PENANAOUqCZrKmIi
今年父親節破功,那天預計中午出門,早上我做了些瑣事,爸爸早上大概7點左右下班到家。324Please respect copyright.PENANAbZPD9YXer6
爸:早上我餵過了喔,三三一直跟我要,我給他少少的3次。324Please respect copyright.PENANAA8JD6bQLJQ
一餐的量分成3次餵,順便讓三三以為吃很多餐,總量是一樣的,好像還行?324Please respect copyright.PENANA4W2JLjzSP8
我:那我不餵了。324Please respect copyright.PENANAScgDZcXTQz
老二繼續滑手機。324Please respect copyright.PENANAIe08ZrCf3y
媽媽在客廳晃來晃去,準備出門物品。老三中午下班到家。324Please respect copyright.PENANAKJBsNXTLpL
我們在車上聊天,聊到三三詐騙,妹妹提到室友的貓也會詐騙,室友餵過牠,牠還跟妹妹要,喵喵喵喵。324Please respect copyright.PENANAyLVCMOpSji
原來貓咪普遍會詐騙嗎?還是只有橘貓會這樣?這2起詐騙案都是橘貓犯案,真的是十隻橘貓九隻胖,貪吃鬼。324Please respect copyright.PENANALQopJtJmRK
爸:早上我餵三三,牠一直跟我要,我給他少少的3次。324Please respect copyright.PENANAjGTS26blN2
我:一天吃三頓早餐,齁齁。(雖然是一餐分成3份)324Please respect copyright.PENANAznO56ufcM5
妹:蛤?我也有餵牠一把乾飼料。牠跟我要,我就給了。324Please respect copyright.PENANA5Nk0eyOQG7
我:4頓……324Please respect copyright.PENANALlIrlBkwgE
妹:吃4噸的貓,要胖了。324Please respect copyright.PENANAl1Qd8ms4ea
我:吃太多啦!324Please respect copyright.PENANApY48E31c4n
媽:你們都有餵喔?三三在我出門前跑來撒嬌,我給牠一大把。324Please respect copyright.PENANAoiAneBAHFl
我:5頓……324Please respect copyright.PENANAIxsZlYBgwW
5頓早午餐太多啦!324Please respect copyright.PENANAzwi0raIRbr
晚上睡前的時候,三三對著妹妹喵喵叫。324Please respect copyright.PENANAh9KJdDKG2U
妹:三三晚上沒吃,要餵一點嗎?324Please respect copyright.PENANAf2O4bO2ZSA
我:牠今天吃5頓了,應該不用吧?324Please respect copyright.PENANAuOVMNrwQNh
妹:牠晚上沒吃,這樣不好吧?324Please respect copyright.PENANAGaXU0aq1qA
我:好像也是,餵一點點就好。324Please respect copyright.PENANA5xJAsdRIZI
三三獲得2條細肉乾。324Please respect copyright.PENANAWGaOqLL1fK
貓咪詐騙案,以為結案了,結果還沒。324Please respect copyright.PENANAYRsILy7eC7
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