前幾天(週末),我秉持著出門不看手機,數位休息一整天大成功(實話:早上手機剩20%電力,這天是休息日,出門不看手機也不會怎麼樣)。到了晚上,我回到家。我媽坐在沙發上滑手機,忙著處理他的課業。249Please respect copyright.PENANAlsoHqah1fL
媽:三三在等你。249Please respect copyright.PENANAblEckYtakH
我:齁~249Please respect copyright.PENANAfi3mEXWrzG
我暗自吐槽:三三常常等不同人類餵牠吃東西,明明肚包有點大,這樣詐騙不行喔,三三。(詳見〈三三詐騙〉、〈三三詐騙案偵查〉)249Please respect copyright.PENANAb9pWxL1HDE
三三窩在櫃子上,看到我出現,就狂奔下來。249Please respect copyright.PENANAeZWOWXEoGN
三三:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANAElQ4lmaq1x
我:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANANlYFquvpD1
三三:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANAeM6CMjIRIA
我:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANA1a44GbxiNT
三三:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANAMe4nz4p5Qu
我:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANA0FQyNus6cg
我就放下背包,脫下外套,脫下安全帽和口罩。接著拿著手機跟快速充電線、豆腐頭,一路晃到樓上,三三也跟著我到樓上。一路上,「三三跟我互喵對話,『跟平時一樣』」,不過今天三三怎麼這麼熱衷於跟我聊天?249Please respect copyright.PENANAqNQteGJoqG
我進到房間,關上門,三三在房門外走廊上。(詳見:〈三三想要進房間找人撒嬌〉、〈三三被蚊帳接殺出局〉)249Please respect copyright.PENANALBNuqVJtBm
我將手機插上充電線,接上插座,電扇打開吹自己跟手機,開始滑手機─玩手機RPG卡牌遊戲和回聊天訊息。邊手機充電,邊滑手機,其實電池會過熱,很傷電池,吹電扇降溫一下(自我安慰)。249Please respect copyright.PENANA4sss7GqfHp
三三在門外:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANA7r3Lt4qglw
我隨口回:喵。249Please respect copyright.PENANAoMaCH24uUl
三三:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANAHWz59H3mWs
我回:喵。249Please respect copyright.PENANAicRROqApAT
三三:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANAEcbSp0Yk7B
我:喵。249Please respect copyright.PENANA2eTbpg9Xhx
這時候,我開始覺得奇怪了?平時,我走進房間,關上門,三三就會自己去找樂子玩了,怎麼還窩在房門外跟我聊天?249Please respect copyright.PENANAPVhIpfG6d6
聊天訊息熱絡,我繼續回訊息。249Please respect copyright.PENANA2jwA5LV2tX
三三開始在門外唱《Do You Want To Build A Snowman?》喵語版,體感唱了5分鐘,我有跟著對唱。249Please respect copyright.PENANAFZY4Oz2U9g
訊息回完,越想越不對,三三這麼堅持要我回應牠,87%是牠真的肚子餓。249Please respect copyright.PENANATAdglcgW2s
我放下手機,打開房門。249Please respect copyright.PENANAECzjbqyUTx
三三圓滾滾眼睛望著我:喵!249Please respect copyright.PENANAWDuFiOhvJ4
我:喵。249Please respect copyright.PENANAb9LVE2Q9ML
我關上房門,晃去樓下。三三尾巴舉高高,走在我前面,走得很急。249Please respect copyright.PENANAOe0FYczV2s
我問我媽:三三有吃飯嗎?249Please respect copyright.PENANA1M4VexShyX
媽:我不是說三三在等你?249Please respect copyright.PENANAvF9b1ykyZK
哇勒!三三真的是在討食,實質上的「哭枵」(khàu-iau,哭餓)!我誤會三三了。249Please respect copyright.PENANAQgVDhGlZUp
每日任務做一做,清貓砂、補充新貓砂、對著貓砂盆噴除臭噴霧、飲水器加水、貓碗水沖一下。忙碌的過程中,伴隨三三的喵喵喵背景音。249Please respect copyright.PENANAAimH56l7mF
打開罐頭、倒灌頭、加水、加貓用酵素粉、加貓用營養粉。這過程同樣伴隨喵喵喵背景音。249Please respect copyright.PENANA3VfGD9rUqR
放下貓碗,三三暴風式吃飯。249Please respect copyright.PENANAC30ITfILPs
牠吃完就不喵了。249Please respect copyright.PENANAbnfomfRSl2
齁。