棉麻素色胚布是服裝設計練習做衣服時會用到的材料,便宜、粗糙、臭臭的。326Please respect copyright.PENANAqjlEIG3yoE
我對這種布的印象,就是媽媽拿來做服裝樣品,用一次即棄。326Please respect copyright.PENANA8oDEtK8adq
老三常常用胚布做各式各樣的服裝作業,打完分數即棄。326Please respect copyright.PENANAMAakKKn1jH
胚布太臭了,濃烈刺鼻的草味,沒事不會想留。326Please respect copyright.PENANA3WzE6pWC6v
老三滑手機看到一支短影片:人類用一塊有四個洞的尼龍布,把灰色貓咪吊起來,剪貓咪指甲。灰色貓咪看起來很乖,根本不用吊起來也能順利剪指甲。326Please respect copyright.PENANApDa1eR9CVb
還是來試試看─將三三吊起來,點預防作用驅蟲滴劑,我預計三三反應嚇爆!326Please respect copyright.PENANAr3kz59RsfL
我拿一條肉乾吸引三三下樓,讓牠站在貓抓板上啃肉乾。326Please respect copyright.PENANANRaOUWGbsC
老三拿一塊便宜胚布,大概一公尺乘一公尺大,對著三三比,目測前腳和後腳的距離。反正是實驗,隨便量一下就好。326Please respect copyright.PENANA9r5BpUZgKh
老三拿剪布剪刀大概剪4個洞,能讓貓腿穿進去的洞。326Please respect copyright.PENANAZS3fJpS5Qc
三三很困惑人類在做什麼?不過沒關係,有肉乾吃最重要。「啊姆啊姆」。326Please respect copyright.PENANAqDykqgBxUg
三三吃完肉乾,我把三三舉起來,玩舉高高遊戲。三三的前腿、後腿、尾巴垂著,任我舉著轉圈圈,牠圓滾滾眼睛看著人類做傻事。326Please respect copyright.PENANAEzBb2muas1
貓咪毛很細、很柔軟,尤其肚子毛是最柔軟的部位,把貓咪舉高高能充分享受貓肚肚毛的溫柔。326Please respect copyright.PENANAmJTKHYVYMu
「剪完了。」老三把4洞胚布平放在地上。326Please respect copyright.PENANAei9OX8IH0H
我對準4個洞,把三三放上去,2個人急急忙忙讓三三前後腿穿過洞。我明顯感覺到三三愣在原地,幹嘛?幹嘛?現在在幹嘛?326Please respect copyright.PENANA2PAGiYSvHz
「誰舉布?誰點藥?」我問。326Please respect copyright.PENANAmEFu6MJDxw
「ㄜ……」老三慌慌張張打開驅蟲滴劑包裝。326Please respect copyright.PENANA7NngBJ3uHn
看他在開包裝,我就把三三2邊布抓起來,「我拿好了」。326Please respect copyright.PENANAkdpiv50WJi
三三發現不對勁,自己被架住!開始扭動,一肢前腿就這樣跑出來。326Please respect copyright.PENANAnTLdLt87NJ
「布抓下面一點!」老三急急忙忙把三三的前腿塞回洞裡。326Please respect copyright.PENANAfscA5nlLSi
「來吧!」我抓緊2片布料,三三依舊用力扭動。326Please respect copyright.PENANAiv7g8unbwN
老三把三三後頸毛撥開。326Please respect copyright.PENANA8fimdxSJgO
「點快一點!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAZYBcV8Fj3V
大概6公斤的三三扭很用力。326Please respect copyright.PENANArTWXEyn1zR
老三聽到這句立刻往貓後頸皮膚點下去。326Please respect copyright.PENANADLVTLWMeyq
「點完了沒?」我快抓不住了,三三扭很大力,體感牠很重。326Please respect copyright.PENANAHJDnUNd9Uf
「還有一點。」326Please respect copyright.PENANA0GuKOTBJHQ
「快狠準。」326Please respect copyright.PENANAs0pKanaion
老三再點一次,三三奮力甩頭。326Please respect copyright.PENANAVG4iDJpkPF
「好了。」326Please respect copyright.PENANAp5I0xBbWHJ
我放下三三,牠拖著胚布往前跳3下,停住轉頭看人類─我,嘶……大概是眼神責備?我把三三身上的胚布拿下來。326Please respect copyright.PENANAGfZUgi8GNB
「這招大概只能用一次吧?牠看到布就會先跑了。」326Please respect copyright.PENANASPYhpB8q0F
「那先藏起來吧。」我把布拿給老三。326Please respect copyright.PENANA2GmAeOd6s9
我拿肉乾賄絡三三,牠不領情地往樓上跑,嘛,算了,我把肉乾放在貓碗裡,牠自己吃。326Please respect copyright.PENANAEuSY4AOlOz
很粗很厚的布,真的耐用~貓咪偽吊床大法,成功!326Please respect copyright.PENANAnDdIwwioFr
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