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February 18, 2005
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Three days later
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It's been three days.764Please respect copyright.PENANAD2pPm0V26Q
Three whole days without seeing her.764Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZDCIycrNc
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Okay, maybe it hasn't even been that long, but it feels like forever.764Please respect copyright.PENANASksHQMx1pk
I miss her laugh, her shy smile, her sense of humor, shit... I just miss everything about her.764Please respect copyright.PENANA5HP3dwVfQo
I'm not sure I can wait any longer, but the plan starts tomorrow.764Please respect copyright.PENANAKRvVNhUDlk
Tomorrow is the big day. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAomJu7EYzUw
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Kat has no idea what is in store for her...764Please respect copyright.PENANAJAhTNKTv8f
...and neither do I. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAonsZ9MQNJf
Fuck, I don't have a plan. I'm freaking the fuck out.764Please respect copyright.PENANAfuiPXLszJH
It has to be perfect. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAnFinRfIJIt
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Just like her.764Please respect copyright.PENANAz2NEeVxUqQ
I have to not only convince our friends, but I also need to impress Kat. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAxUY7UZ8rHC
That's going to be tough.764Please respect copyright.PENANAc1vCifECKL
She's not very flashy, so it can't be a huge showy gesture... but it still needs to be in front of Vanessa, and maybe even some other friends. 764Please respect copyright.PENANApsUCWKOwzK
Fuck, can I really pull this off?764Please respect copyright.PENANAblxOtmFeus
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Kat has faith in me, but what if this doesn't work? 764Please respect copyright.PENANAesAJ2vMlvR
Shit... I hadn't thought about that. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAoVjs5yP3QJ
I know it's fake, but there's still a chance I could upset Kat. Or our friends could call us on our shit. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAVSlM7pUKpM
Oh fuck, what will I do if that happens?764Please respect copyright.PENANAu6DYITvlEy
I guess if all else fails, I could just kiss the shit out of her. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAWk7VgZITIv
Yeah, I like that plan. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAeYsrWTwkw4
Maybe that should just be the whole plan... It would definitely show everyone she's mine, but would it be good enough?764Please respect copyright.PENANAJSTtp0pWej
I already know that's a big fat no. I am going to have to dig a little deeper.764Please respect copyright.PENANAMdaBbFQyFk
But what can I do? She's hated me this whole time, it's going to be hard to convince everyone she's suddenly changed her mind.764Please respect copyright.PENANACkllziTukO
My phone buzzes me, alerting me to a new text. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAPEkOkkUBPw
Kat: How's the planning going, Birdie?764Please respect copyright.PENANAZhesi8LcT1
Shit. She's going to kill me.764Please respect copyright.PENANApnsux9eSuv
Maybe if I just ignore her, she will go away. 764Please respect copyright.PENANA6WnLngLASA
A few minutes later, my phone buzzes again. Damn, that didn't work.764Please respect copyright.PENANAXFa7laKCnq
Kat: Ben? Do you need some help?764Please respect copyright.PENANAE76ht4K4gp
Kat would probably plan her own surprise party.764Please respect copyright.PENANAbzNJdYCsd6
Ben: No way, Beautiful. I got this. Don't worry about a thing.764Please respect copyright.PENANAqctlhXza8W
Kat: If you're sure...764Please respect copyright.PENANApFvTikrlLS
No, I'm not sure. I'm full of shit, but she can't know that.764Please respect copyright.PENANAVMR4f6kgOy
Ben: I am sure. Now go back to whatever book you had your nose in, Babe.764Please respect copyright.PENANAhYuElJfK9b
Kat: I'm not your Babe, playboy. Now go back to whatever girl you were texting. 764Please respect copyright.PENANABK5ojqNXI3
Like there was anyone else.764Please respect copyright.PENANA2EWPhavSoW
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Like there would ever be anyone else.764Please respect copyright.PENANAZsOUuuBEMp
Shit, where did that come from?764Please respect copyright.PENANAYUkco0UYij
Ben: I only see you, Beautiful.764Please respect copyright.PENANAq7CX01MBD2
Kat: Wow. You want some wine with that cheese?764Please respect copyright.PENANARqELQjDV4M
Seriously? She thinks I would mess around, even in a pretend relationship. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAb0zm0eYus5
Ben: Pretty sure that's not how that goes. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAhtvTDb6ql2
Kat: Whatever, Birdie. I know a cheesy line when I see it. You probably say that to all the girls.764Please respect copyright.PENANAl2irpiMBEK
Ben: There are no other girls.764Please respect copyright.PENANAjupSzOI6Hi
Kat: I find that very hard to believe, playboy. 764Please respect copyright.PENANA7WR9EIlPrU
And now I know exactly what I have to do. I have a plan. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAM8Xwc3oa0Y
Thank God or Buddha or whoever gave me this idea.764Please respect copyright.PENANANUWkgG0cgi
Ben: Then I will just have to prove it to you. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAWw8J2P847m
And prove it to her, I will.764Please respect copyright.PENANAK5ihsLWIZH
Kat: Good luck.764Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6K8v0CxLu
Ben: And please call me something more loving. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAMk4uZoidol
Kat: Like what?764Please respect copyright.PENANA3kIeHnB45g
Ben: I don't know, pretend like you like me.764Please respect copyright.PENANA8w0DK5PvjC
If only she really did. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAxvveMJUvlw
Kat: I'll try. See you tomorrow, Handsome. :)764Please respect copyright.PENANAgZys0JEt9S
Oh... I could definitely get used to that.764Please respect copyright.PENANAfr82vwf9Ja
Now I just have to plan how to bring about my grand gesture. I'm going to have to irritate her, but hopefully it won't last. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ1sE8s4Nf
I can't tell her what I'm doing because I want her reaction to be genuine. Oh man, this is going to be so hard. 764Please respect copyright.PENANArV9dIQKmpY
I'm itching to call her, just to hear her voice... and spill the plan, of course. Mostly the last part though, because I'm definitely not pining. 764Please respect copyright.PENANARSrxKIkcbq
I don't pine after a girl.764Please respect copyright.PENANAv9MZEIAKeV
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I'm Joseph Bentley Alexander. 764Please respect copyright.PENANASNxVJ1tYjT
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Girls pine after me. 764Please respect copyright.PENANABO31cc6ppw
Nope, no pining here. How lame would that be?764Please respect copyright.PENANA5BSC1EgN3W
Okay, I think I'm going to call her. But in a manly, totally not pining kind of way.764Please respect copyright.PENANAYFb1sOUXtv
I mean, why not? We are supposed to be fake dating, right? It wouldn't be weird.764Please respect copyright.PENANAd4UKmD3TWk
Would it?764Please respect copyright.PENANAkRozcQNDlZ
I guess we aren't really dating yet... 764Please respect copyright.PENANARNB94AmxSl
Shit. Am I really over-thinking all this?764Please respect copyright.PENANAe45sjzv4wH
Now I'm that guy, fuck, and she doesn't even want to be with me. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAix5xR0yzqz
Not for real anyway. 764Please respect copyright.PENANA8u8IWP3X9F
I am so fucked.764Please respect copyright.PENANAL46PnaQYDx
If I call, what's the worst she can do? Hang up on me, I guess... That's not too bad.764Please respect copyright.PENANAni54nrBDyM
I press the call button.764Please respect copyright.PENANAXD2hcMDXzP
Ring, ring.764Please respect copyright.PENANAY6CEYeeX1V
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Ring, ring.764Please respect copyright.PENANASGwIHkbLbE
Shit, she's not gonna answer. Isn't that worse than hanging up?764Please respect copyright.PENANAEEekJsbA7J
Ring, ring.764Please respect copyright.PENANA7tWtuttmym
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Ring, ring. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAGvq5MvawBx
Why did I think this was a good idea? I'm a fucking idiot. 764Please respect copyright.PENANARTQ4KO7hxS
Ring, ring.764Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZLPGXt2QG
"Hello?" Her breathy voice invades my ear and it puts me at ease, while also making me so fucking nervous.764Please respect copyright.PENANApvlONZGR0l
How does that even work?764Please respect copyright.PENANA26h5c1ht5t
"Ben?" Shit, I need to say something, don't I?764Please respect copyright.PENANAwNXU7pGG2v
"Did you really just pocket dial me?" She giggles and I'm not sure what to say. Maybe I should just hang up and let her think it was an accident.764Please respect copyright.PENANAqdxA0qzg4E
I hope she can't hear my heart pounding through the phone. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAv6vEaI0IyN
"Bennnn? Helloooooo? Okay, I'm hanging up now. Speak now or forever hold your peace! Okay, bye."764Please respect copyright.PENANAHtwysYOeR4
Click.764Please respect copyright.PENANAmLW0jkE0zJ
Fuck. I really messed that up, didn't I? God, I'm such a fucking idiot sometimes.764Please respect copyright.PENANAyzoudHoiOq
I throw my phone, the betraying bastard, down on the dresser before belly flopping on my bed. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAskiuCYKKiQ
I groan. I can't believe I just called her and then start there like a mute idiot. 764Please respect copyright.PENANA832W0yYeoL
Ring, ring.764Please respect copyright.PENANAom46IXJzv4
I hear my phone from across the room. Could it be her?764Please respect copyright.PENANAHhloZkJI2Z
I scramble to get up, but my body isn't cooperating. I finally manage to stand up, but the sheet is wrapped around my foot. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAWHnIdj7S4G
Ring, ring.764Please respect copyright.PENANAlnqckTq9L4
"Shit!" I face plant on the hardwood floor. Fuck, that hurt!764Please respect copyright.PENANAMLX8GO4MPR
Ring, ring.764Please respect copyright.PENANAfbM1oOjzgz
"Goddamn, mother fucker, stupid ass sheet, get off me!" I kick violently, trying to release my foot. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAnNpRRsudwb
Ring-764Please respect copyright.PENANAeHyxRhCORj
"Hello?" Shit, I sound out of breath. I can't tell her about the battle of the sheet, how stupid would that sound?764Please respect copyright.PENANAdkwzqhP2c4
"Hey, so you totally just pocket dialed me." There's amusement in her voice, like she caught me saying something, which I know did not happen.764Please respect copyright.PENANApGJt0PlTed
Did it? Shit, did I say anything out loud? No... I'm pretty sure... I didn't... Fuck. I hope not.764Please respect copyright.PENANAkgkEiHqbNX
"Hey? Kat? I did?" Why is everything coming out as a question? I'm still trying to catch my breath, who knew a sheet could be so formidable.764Please respect copyright.PENANAzX5dUr6E1P
Fuck, I sound like a complete idiot who's also a fat loser. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAZlVmQCnEYe
"Yeah, you did? What were you doing? You sound... busy." 764Please respect copyright.PENANAj6ohcJvyDu
"Oh uh, you know... Just working out. Gotta stay in shape, you know?" And now I sound like a total douche.764Please respect copyright.PENANAZEIITFP7jm
Fuck, when did I get so insecure? 764Please respect copyright.PENANAYhYGXjVfE6
Hey idiot, you've always been this way, you just pretended not to be. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAYGwaLQ988b
Shut up, stupid brain.764Please respect copyright.PENANASqeOYEXhxk
Okay, get your breathing under control, man. Don't let the stupid ass, mother fucking sheet win. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAEdlivwwtoe
"You sure? If this is a bad time, I can let you go." She sounds annoyed, but I'm not sure what I did. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAXnWIzVid32
This time.764Please respect copyright.PENANAr14rynXlgP
"No!" Oops, that came out louder than I meant it to. "I mean, wait, we need to talk."764Please respect copyright.PENANAqhR5eK6waO
"Oh... Okay." Her voice is sad. Fuck, what did I do?764Please respect copyright.PENANAfgXGYWGg5f
"You know, about the... plan?" So much for subtlety.764Please respect copyright.PENANAqX7k6xfV1V
"Having trouble coming up with something?" She accuses.764Please respect copyright.PENANAnvWemkG7fi
"What? No?" Shit, I'm back to everything sounding like a question. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAjRL2lqZWWW
"Listen, if you want to back out, I completely understand. Just say so." Her voice comes through slightly defensive with bit of an edge to it. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAyVH9O8tZVf
"What? No way, Kat. Listen, I just called to-" She stops me mid sentence, before I can spill the details of my awesome plan. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAiGDaX6WtVQ
Yep, it's awesome. In fact, I'm going to call it "Plan Awesome" from now on.764Please respect copyright.PENANAwJA4lXKwRa
"You didn't call me, I called you." She sounds annoyed, but I'm honestly not sure how we got here. I didn't do anything.764Please respect copyright.PENANAO51cgwnVRn
"Whatever, you know what I mean." I feel my defenses rising as well. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAtlWuSrJtwn
"Well, maybe you should tell me the plan, so I know you have one." She doesn't believe I have a plan? Oh, I will show her. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAbg98DxiDR3
"You know what, Kat, I have a plan that's going to blow you out of the water, just you wait!" 764Please respect copyright.PENANAb2oToN7z4H
"Whatever, just go back to whatever bimbo you were just on top of and forget about our deal! I. Don't. Need. You." She spits out the last few words before hanging up.764Please respect copyright.PENANACJd7O13JlP
Shit. I type as fast as my fingers will allow, trying to cram everything I should have said into a short message. 764Please respect copyright.PENANA7ySfBuXWPG
Me: I'm sorry, Kat. I promise you I have a plan, but honestly it's better if you don't know. Don't worry about a thing. See you tomorrow, Beautiful.764Please respect copyright.PENANAKqPUdUBfs8
After sending out one last ditch effort I fall into bed, but I never receive a reply before I give into sleep. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAxSIH4M4aXV
A single thought, repeating over and over in my head. 764Please respect copyright.PENANAr4mbH9uJaA
I really fucked it up this time, didn't I?
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