阿妹:「你講真㗎?」315Please respect copyright.PENANATMP1ys67UV
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希逸:「珍珠都冇咁真,我幾鍾意你呢種性格嘅女仔。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAFROM6DDeq8
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阿妹塊面紅到同關公差唔多,個樣含春到呢…315Please respect copyright.PENANAM5rHjl3lCZ
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阿妹:「咁你鍾意啲女仔咩性格?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAOaBtaCCQw1
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希逸:「um…我鍾意啲斯斯文文嘅女仔。你問咗我咁耐,咁你又鍾意啲咩類型嘅男仔呢?」315Please respect copyright.PENANA4gw1zF7BDB
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阿妹:「我鍾意啲黑黑實實嘅男仔,又要man、仲要大隻嘅,最緊要識照顧人。吖!講嘢搞笑都係我心中一個加分位嚟。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ4ln8dx2o
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希逸:「你啲條件,咁似講緊我嘅?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAtotmEL3Mhx
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阿妹:「你諗多咗喇!唔好太自大啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAPhq95aXO0G
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空氣瞬間凝結咗,佢哋都唔知大家其實係鍾意對方,點解唔知?因為我冇講囉!315Please respect copyright.PENANANCRuLGRrF8
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阿妹:「講笑咋!你其實唔錯吖!做你女朋友應該會好幸福。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAYksBTslQ82
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希逸:「梗係啦!對女朋友好係我嘅責任嚟㗎嘛。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAmoiDmmGnII
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我:「點吖兩位,呢度唔係speed dating吖!拿拿淋幫手整食材啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA3HCjJwlft7
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希逸:「係嘅!大佬。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAkONdCfe0Ry
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我:「我同希逸入廚房搞啲食材先,你哋兩位唞唞先。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAH1rN4U6K8v
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阿妹:「係嘅阿哥,你哋兩個唔好執番梘吖!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAYV9P8Ulwnu
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我:「你都黐線嘅,我唔搞gay㗎!」315Please respect copyright.PENANATWnf1AimFe
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希逸:「我直㗎!我鍾意女㗎!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA8pu1dXURMn
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阿妹:「鍾意還鍾意,但都可以搞嘅!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA1R2UVPk6rz
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我:「咪戇鳩啦你。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAzUiEm3fldQ
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希逸:「你真係好可愛,夠膽喺最鹹濕嘅我面前開黃腔。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAetk34uH3h0
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阿妹:「咁你係咪想試下我嘅黃腔,肯定嚇親你。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAhZphbKVwfb
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希逸:「你竟然夠膽同我鬥?我同你阿哥係培喬兩淫嚟㗎嘛。」315Please respect copyright.PENANANNWDAsM9ze
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我:「喂!你女仔嚟㗎,俾啲矜持啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANACsmeZHWNRU
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阿妹:「矜持?矜持食得㗎?我就係寧做真小人,莫做偽君子。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAZGvNX9drIs
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希逸:「大家咁熟,使乜講矜持吖!你咁樣咪幾好,做自己。你有咁好嘅性格同咁靚,肯定大把人鍾意你。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAPmalr0Akad
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阿妹:「係咩?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAPTTWLtXhwV
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阿妹個樣越嚟越含春,就好似餓咗好耐嘅餓狼咁樣。315Please respect copyright.PENANAksUO31qF8C
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我:「再唔整嘢食,真係2046都冇得食。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAjeDXC3IBHR
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希逸:「嚟喇!大佬。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAKv6gAhoRvW
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我:「幫我洗菜,切啲丸啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAipdu0GZWbj
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希逸:「收到喇,大佬。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2EHLCDmVP
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我:「想入嚟就要付出㗎喇!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAK3jN304W9T
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希逸:「梗係知啦!你有咩辦法幫我追到阿妹吖?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAeoIFfeG3j3
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我:「使唔使教埋你點樣做人吖?溝女都要教。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAldBqSbNavV
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希逸:「好喎!教我哋做人,有冇真人示範先?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAxryZvKbD4a
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我:「示你老母,自己領略啦!嗱!咪話我唔塞錢落你袋到喇,阿妹就最鍾意啲男仔風趣幽默嘅,你啲笑話就ok嘅,食飯就講兩句啦!森林大會真係幾搞笑,戇鳩得嚟又幾有睇頭嘅。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAqT2EAqps7q
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希逸:「又係招牌經典連續IQ題,你聽唔厭咩?」315Please respect copyright.PENANA6g3MeG9vqm
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我:「雖然我真係聽咗起碼10次,不過阿妹冇聽過呀嘛!你講俾我聽定講俾阿妹聽先?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAUsrKnXlA3L
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希逸:「你又啱喎!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAeWcSSK7VV0
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我:「咁你識做啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAFNYDp5zHO8
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希逸:「話時話,佢哋兩個做咩入房閂埋門嘅?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1SFhx09eu
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我:「換衫啩?你係咪想入去睇人哋換衫吖?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAX3nrYQ0icN
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希逸:「冇嘢,我八卦下啫!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAbPQuES1oad
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我:「放心啦!阿妹應該對你幾有好感。」315Please respect copyright.PENANANEaVjP6mgA
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希逸:「希望啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAkeXOnJkZD7
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我:「唔使驚,放膽去馬啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANALKbo7E0Aoj
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希逸:「咁你之前係點溝阿嫂㗎?你都冇講過,咁佢點解會喺度住嘅?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAt000TP0Iu3
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我:「呢件事就一匹布咁長嚕。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAWZ3RDWrUgA
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希逸:「講啦!我想知吖!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA3WRo2XmY0v
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我:「件事就係咁嘅。嗰日幫阿妹去天悅攞嘢。攞完嘢之後就發現有一間夾公仔鋪係夾女朋友嘅,咁我就入錢玩,最後夾咗楚翹返嚟喇!跟住楚翹就跟咗我返屋企…」315Please respect copyright.PENANAGeHK32i4wo
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我就從喺夾公仔鋪夾咗楚翹返嚟,到表白中間嘅事情都一五一十都講晒俾希逸知。315Please respect copyright.PENANAYVmnOG9llN
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希逸:「你真係同楚翹好有緣份。我反而想知夾公仔機入面係咪全部都係楚翹。」315Please respect copyright.PENANA1f3nPApFVa
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我:「咁就梗係啦!佢租個夾公仔機㗎嘛!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAF1QYOjc7cr
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希逸:「你哋兩個好sweet,好羨慕。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAQV5DAwu90T
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我:「唔使羨慕,之後就會到你同阿妹㗎喇。」315Please respect copyright.PENANArwsEyHBhFx
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希逸:「我鍾意佢,唔知佢有冇鍾意嘅人㗎嘛。萬一表白咗,點知佢有仔,咪好尷尬囉!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAHPEDUwItpL
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我:「點會呢!我問咗佢喇,佢真係冇仔。至於佢鍾意邊個呢?我就唔方便透露喇!自己咀嚼下啱先阿妹講過嘅嘢啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA5xoj5rjqg2
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希逸:「佢啱先咪講鍾意啲黑黑實實、又man仲要大隻嘅男仔囉!咪住,佢係咪講緊我呢?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAAZrgxTvucU
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我:「我講咗出嚟就冇意思㗎喇。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAFvm3vlcurT
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希逸:「我諗我明白你嘅意思喇!多謝你,浚彥。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAoRATBrxzjW
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我:「仲叫我浚彥?」315Please respect copyright.PENANA8XihBv7BR5
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希逸:「叫你大哥先啱。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAYn4KAbeRjE
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我:「咁就識做喇!妹夫。」315Please respect copyright.PENANANWDuD58EeA
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(待續 To be continued)