我:「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」381Please respect copyright.PENANAZG3sQH2YOX
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[自己永遠想隱藏傷勢,但現實往往向疤痕揭露]381Please respect copyright.PENANAFF0mwiQW9j
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我:「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅,係一個大肥仔嚟,個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後,女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日,有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白,佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後,我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名,我決定減肥,每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAqnqjWP1Bsk
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阿妹:「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAcuv6xrDNPj
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我:「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAegcrBKQzJz
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楚翹:「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA0r3QBQs43E
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我:「佢連續六年都係同我同班,真係越大越靚。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAIQJY9nB9D6
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楚翹:「有冇搞錯,喺我面前講第二個女仔!係咪想死?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAftns8KW1C9
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希逸:「阿嫂你可以放心,個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAFHD7zTJG19
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楚翹:「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA1Efoz2JXEm
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我:「還好啦!唔好提啲傷心事喇!起筷啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAAgeWcSGHu2
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希逸:「各位,不如玩個IQ題?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA3AoV3P7f7e
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阿妹:「好吖!我最鍾意IQ題,我好醒目㗎!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAlX3gWC6BKr
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希逸:「有一班科學家搭飛機,有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街,點解佢要咁做?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA74oBrIfSBB
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阿妹:「唔知喎!點解呢?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAR5rLpcbOdx
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希逸:「因為佢真係癲嘅。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAoVTqREDM6R
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阿妹:「咁都得,再嚟再嚟!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZNCFyQEiC
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希逸:「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA8T46r0pAgQ
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阿妹:「呢條就簡單啦,打開雪櫃,放隻大笨象入去,閂返雪櫃門。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAHluNZ8w3oE
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希逸:「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAVwif8jqBPK
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阿妹:「你係咪當我低能㗎,打開雪櫃門,拎隻大笨象出嚟,放隻長頸鹿入去,閂返雪櫃門。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAPkuuNHcSBQ
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希逸:「算你叻啦,咁獅子開森林大會,邊個會缺席?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA9HWTrxpytU
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阿妹:「唔知喎?係咪老虎?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAfglLIpYkwH
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希逸:「唔係!答案係長頸鹿,因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAkxeroE7GyN
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阿妹:「咁茅㗎,再嚟過。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAXB4XljwE8C
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希逸:「有一日,有個獵人想過河,但河流有好多鱷魚,咁點算?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAeAf3QoymLL
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阿妹:「呢個簡單啦,攞槍殺晒咪得囉!」381Please respect copyright.PENANApqKoWf8TTn
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希逸:「錯!啲動物去晒森林大會,河流梗係冇動物啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA19HjhVGS32
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阿妹:「你玩晒啦,再嚟多條。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAyY52EvmXPZ
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希逸:「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門,離開咗雪櫃,正去森林大會,最後死咗,點解會死呢?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAzlxGzEG5mB
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阿妹:「因為溫差大。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAYxmOdkz1Aj
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希逸:「唔係。」381Please respect copyright.PENANA680enFTL1d
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阿妹:「因為佢凍死咗?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAJpHHsTt61N
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希逸:「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」381Please respect copyright.PENANA3huJ8zkDb0
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阿妹:「無聊。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAYBuVK6b0FR
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希逸:「無聊你又笑。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAlkbitov317
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阿妹:「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAtrQ7eRqpAt
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希逸:「咩吖!我好認真㗎!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAuVfHKrlg4D
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阿妹:「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAWHLm6xkM6s
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希逸:「戇鳩你又笑?」381Please respect copyright.PENANALthATL9UiI
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阿妹:「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAII6PYakDeZ
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希逸:「我又諗到一個IQ題,你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAmo8GiP95Gg
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阿妹:「唔知呢?」381Please respect copyright.PENANALzJXyttd92
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希逸:「好似你嘅女仔。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAc07r8V32Pg
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阿妹:「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAhGhIHRVk7z
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希逸:「梗係啦!我咁大個仔都係第一次咋!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAzMyN2lXjJO
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唔得!唔得!個氣氛真係好尷尬,希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑,阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。381Please respect copyright.PENANAG08AOCHQa3
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我:「係喎,今晚希逸喺度瞓,我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」381Please respect copyright.PENANA5JLd8HSKOU
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希逸:「唔使啦!陣間我返屋企攞衫,順便買埋咪得囉!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA8kgPs5jW7U
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬,要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。381Please respect copyright.PENANAiz1BwOivC0
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楚翹:「你返屋企都要時間啦,返得嚟呢度,樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦!我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAhDBRgnpcKk
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希逸:「咁好啦,我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先,你哋落去拍拖啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAXDJwSKdi43
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阿妹:「咁仲好,唔使食閃光彈。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAiaF4F8LUkW
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我:「頂!尷撚到你呢!希逸真係唔掂㗎喎!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAPsbkxGEvD7
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楚翹:「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA455uFoVuX8
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我:「何以見得?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAUdFQPD1d1J
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楚翹:「一個係你最親嘅人,一個係同你最friend嘅,佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬,蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖,令你難做;希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意,如果你嬲咗佢,到時佢就真係朋友又冇,女朋友都冇。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAlMuOLn1MiY
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我:「你都啱嘅,咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAWhnNSPNtWs
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楚翹:「我哋順便行下街,拍下拖咁囉!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAkNad33pZdK
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我:「咁好啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAxQJD9ZvWJE
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我:「我返嚟喇!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAVxc93sW6fN
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阿妹:「阿哥吖!我有啲好消息想同你分享,就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA4cMFpanTj4
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希逸:「肥哥你唔開心咩?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAtfZfZYA3HR
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我又驚又喜,驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇,佢哋就喺埋一齊;喜嘅就係,阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽,阻住我同楚翹喇!381Please respect copyright.PENANAWPaaDyAnyU
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阿妹:「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩?做咩眼濕濕嘅?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAWkYt63trxo
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我冇出聲,我直接…直接攬住希逸。381Please respect copyright.PENANAV9SPyYEMVo
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我:「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹,以後就多多關照喇!妹夫。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAJFmuflYyFf
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阿妹:「使唔使講到咁遠吖!」381Please respect copyright.PENANASwqwqxwg6m
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(待續 To be continued)