阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAHVWqMEGlen
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」333Please respect copyright.PENANA5vv7gBRJMH
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」333Please respect copyright.PENANALctgvHWs1c
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我:「好兄弟。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAodKiVt4A94
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAshqHCyDZ6e
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAFBIKp8ODPd
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAB3qh4bhPJN
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAEkMF2s6pvI
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAindbaw36Jd
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我:「洗埋先準走。」333Please respect copyright.PENANApWC17gqVzK
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAil9t2Jg08Y
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAEGMJn8x0Ev
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAfZviaqNp72
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAePDZKI4w2A
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」333Please respect copyright.PENANA8D06HwE0ns
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAXY33XGixrh
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAIgVInDcpTh
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」333Please respect copyright.PENANADN4lEBd7hw
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAiSd3R6RUmq
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAX9q1uEA0yn
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAC3RyETm1Ix
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAbctM0wAzR6
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAhID4BvsRuE
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAZTjpP5mC0c
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」333Please respect copyright.PENANA47CDJOCwbE
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。333Please respect copyright.PENANAm2pyVOT21l
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我:「你係咪未死過。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAK7P32XiuhP
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」333Please respect copyright.PENANACJ2cvwX17C
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我:「擰轉身。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAXjUNSiIHqa
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希逸:「做咩先。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAuuuMAHCpUL
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我:「你轉咗先。」333Please respect copyright.PENANANqMyJsCI1Z
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAeoPp7euq9P
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAvdqkuDnfBs
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAg8Nl8PlKUL
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAdDM8HYLCh5
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」333Please respect copyright.PENANA4VvZjjmv9s
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAePUSvdk57z
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」333Please respect copyright.PENANA8KYGHnTCQn
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAPEdGJv83dm
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAxXJBgE5xuT
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAQwZFS3BFyJ
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」333Please respect copyright.PENANA8jOptySCDz
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAqOEElq3k1Q
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」333Please respect copyright.PENANApJAVxrQGFo
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」333Please respect copyright.PENANA2ceCtUeorU
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAkdlrzxiFmP
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAb7RvwQXFDM
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAcd2eFJa0Gh
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9aKJgoSPV
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAVEa7z7IWY6
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAPEOs7XgEWu
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAwJb44M8yGz
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」333Please respect copyright.PENANArIovu9FT0o
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」333Please respect copyright.PENANArL24l3KJdN
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAfdQKvt6gmV
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」333Please respect copyright.PENANA9tTLGb2oix
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAygUmOKiCc3
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」333Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ectd5TmbF
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」333Please respect copyright.PENANApgsPx5uYQU
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」333Please respect copyright.PENANApyGt2fHj4z
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」333Please respect copyright.PENANA6t2mYHrWqb
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAhwSAOhN58k
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAJv3jHhU14P
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAW1hcIx9vwv
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAnTAFItNKgk
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAyMGIZzdU8c
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAOcLJ9sJQMp
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAbGkMpK2xjw
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAWL7WdmH38Q
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」333Please respect copyright.PENANA7O3lKukuAl
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAtnykhF3dIm
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」333Please respect copyright.PENANA8dJ8W7l6pE
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAYYFzhkz9uy
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAn1FkIeSGRD
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAOlMG9KmQFW
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAS40VjaV0gK
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAnyD8A1QbZc
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAEukwhiP2mp
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」333Please respect copyright.PENANA0gWG1EgWlO
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」333Please respect copyright.PENANATcJxUyqb3b
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」333Please respect copyright.PENANA08wHLYpat5
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAdV2qfkQLAx
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」333Please respect copyright.PENANAaokzv3CpXZ
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楚翹:「除非咩?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAoZUkIdGPVR
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAjkTkKcSfPW
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAtzatzqP3EM
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」333Please respect copyright.PENANAOUy4SZUniN
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希逸:「大嫂好!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAh78sWpuEXf
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」333Please respect copyright.PENANASQGed2kEOZ
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAmdfqEdeDOB
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAII8zxH24r7
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAvJNtoViloF
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAp9agvV2v7y
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAT88gDUF18c
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」333Please respect copyright.PENANAmgvJFYaHCc
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAT9mY3UTpLS
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」333Please respect copyright.PENANAupo3yzyhio
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(待續 To be continued)333Please respect copyright.PENANAJMxNo7lLWq