阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPUpvf8KVB
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvMreBo0rM
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74jtLzOKSO
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我：「好兄弟。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9v2F7Mn7q
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM5uGHgCb1
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx9YFbWD2z
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwB4s3Aet0
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlJ3QZZ3d4
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8jG1KO9RH
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我：「洗埋先準走。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3ekiJR5Hp
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZpS7IM2rd
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM0v21VLSl
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUJHL1v0lF
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyowWEn4gDA
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiOE0vG4C1
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ROAJrUuLT
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqQNRlJ8qB
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48iywXhRpO
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS06oOUHav
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C4lsGi4Q1
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAu03ivL68
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf4v6PWcL9
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3lRSaLPzr
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkffIZKo1sR
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTVjRvUP8F
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4uINnuGeV
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我：「你係咪未死過。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hffFnbJAl
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO9jaHv0m9
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我：「擰轉身。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI1zQ6e09U
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希逸：「做咩先。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AuCBBs9kI
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我：「你轉咗先。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVzwdYrEk1
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMn9EhlIv8
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhPqISgVl8
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmyI1B0EhS
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy04RwldojN
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnt2adzqgm
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgbGZjSCID
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9sHKV6Va7
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SDN5LZtKq
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79yMrF51m1
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJnWNCFG52
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTFMh1ZTNr
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEowRSwl45
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQvNNaT9jT
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEB6CJ61mu
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW68jlpvmAD
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSENjjl4y9
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKOj5S9NGV
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpWUlzz0uX
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg52zV3FLp
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg6jNGwRSK
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nTPaLided
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOXZzZdiFQ
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJNEFuW09D
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtpeQt4dJi
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFXA4FHgut
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUlEGTmKfV
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYOwSdqkiX
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTIkiQVhLx
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQkvWtT5lh
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBJz5nxEHo
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSWcZh4GTR
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvgU8SIaHj
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ343he3lkXO
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh4JKBYv1z
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZygrPaYZX
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAS1W8GYaA
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8DHYjhigj
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv2bqrk8sv
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnR7mqCu4T
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc786iOperT
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOj6MxkWTP
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwDMdGTysK
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBxtKxNf44
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgcWTEoo22
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQBrPuqrB6
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzYhBWLwja
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54yMOaeYBY
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrRrD2oMmW
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytoRP4fmIX
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDj4qiVeHr
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqValGtrfY
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp0PTGl5PR
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楚翹：「除非咩？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs90NO9G8ye
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7Nr4Fpwvl
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcdJ3s4sM1
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希逸：「大嫂好！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsUFu5J1FR
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5Lnc6Iw9j
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBwkceEa0j
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG6m5d9J3K
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhPSTTfYdx
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WSlJAlR1N
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrP5IKRIWGX
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX66sdWRr2E
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