阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8sSrCi3Gn
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMiFUUHgsH
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XZKo92Bj9
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我：「好兄弟。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnVLRM0fVe
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZtbEH0WZK
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGDVIJ5hRL
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQbXOif1Nj
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7Yp15pFDJ
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYcIxU9XcA
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我：「洗埋先準走。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApbMyyoSOv
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpN5rJcnc4
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOexiett9g
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv71yCqtWC
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtasKEHVVG
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPNIEDMWJ5
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38C5mu2xMe
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAhgDg9oEg
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwrQM7308w
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLwx4B5Fbj
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOueNya0qRu
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxNOtXL9jQ
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCnpDfNUAF
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7JEyHytiw
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC093Ta9Kyn
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8t2OyRYGy
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9R05mSgIT
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我：「你係咪未死過。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY5v8uIq4c
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFsD03lD4Z
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我：「擰轉身。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVkZaDtnU9
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希逸：「做咩先。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVkKZa8p7v
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我：「你轉咗先。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Kg05uOMiE
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogT8IltNMh
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJewbBfpPl
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHMsGOfsCA
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8hMxsPAVo
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvlb5IOZEl
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL0d4F14r5
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWfxUMu0Xu
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTWhPCL0P5
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPu6XgBgEY
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1tFLOtg2M
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRSLRaNRWj
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlchsfLVNau
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ517K7KYAxF
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsRDCFAgiu
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXvsYkk3mF
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXoUQpsyI6
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzEVYI6HYg
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrKFlsBtZJ
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8de8wVxjs
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqQkj85L1e
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpSzsFYdHs
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SEL0aWHqz
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbrUpN4oTR
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEWjM6GEle
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMElGsrQIYa
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KwrVhuzHu
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQePIj9NART
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwKi8FQmkz
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOAaXpFj7q
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP8ypncMFY
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoq3jxhTGd
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOslDR2UDf
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLlkxsrWtX
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ43O1sXHB
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8G18IUX4s
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0m6C9WINn
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFRKZmOWEC
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUld8SPLjrI
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8wtGxOjBN
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOJU1jywmg
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaX2AVp5bs
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a6wGhsZae
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTRbeHhH42
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2FCcG9nuE
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbFtLjMDho
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyZ8Z1Tr7M
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1nr7ghHma
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm2kNnx3yD
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypsywxn4KP
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzbK7UNQd2
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPPomCePQ3
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurnC8LdmdJ
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希逸：「大嫂好！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3prjEzMbf
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FaLlNxKLM
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS784YQBWC
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgNiyBFFes
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWntrsliGVd
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2Jtz5iMvk
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiFWvU0mHu
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8seIyINgbZ
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf44KoNkBLo
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8YZnoJz3j
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