我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rD9tDW3Co
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZpVVhNZXv
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzmnTMuGeQ
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VpWp9rL8c
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhVeAyhKY6
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4KuwRvc1O
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbN268abTz
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnxld56Bjm
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtHdnYFCyG
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrcClM2GUw
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fGjP9TLAk
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老闆：「我會喎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBSqLz6aZE
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdHhsdlymm
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uuwpbk6wc
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5m5czT2Su
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCcSD7MjEp
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBGRaZXeES
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JdOm9QHfJ
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXEAAPG4ZZ
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFlXZOPWsk
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqJdcfVWoQ
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4kyEAJNqV
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiFqj166Md
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VrjdwSZyz
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDd3cbVx4Q
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2qX9PRxl4
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pDLWW11Gc
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmSf3n0lBu
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKcoj4mDzK
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhO5B7MF0H
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL051aClag8
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlwF00G0XJ
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cbcrnzVzZ
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylveBiVwAV
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqz9Nmmk2FF
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWXIQyfdKz
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aIuksQ3BJ
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK1d6abzdg
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj51IbRAnF
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eHFgcMoWH
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABH1Q9VnMg
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa2xhUCQ13
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6lJc6KxlR
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjZL378wXu
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuolPr88n4
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrttyJxJLgM
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdArJlgAs7v
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4Wee9ZU4P
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我：「係靈活。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktvMiOCi2Z
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo1TiEumnI
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HdvrONUKN
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGJiR6vXXz
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgcBk8AS2z
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ20KXBGATn
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioO8h8graP
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPELXpOFAh
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09mEWpgLl6
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWKaIRzmJq
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw8faY1lSA
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENJFCnWneU
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZsRcbsZq6
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j31AKtP9G
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtANqM1ScEZ
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNJf0i7UrL
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W7oAgdNSQ
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL9ucFH8GG
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEVuUhMxyF
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKAq0sBWiA
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUZCrG58bo
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fvZhfb8UF
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楚翹：「流~德華。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWDPHDkYrO
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovhUqNnc5X
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRUcBIN3I5
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctmgnBnnII
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrpQbUAHqb
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSjGxdpSNw
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7cuJ9nQXB
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JIwL09n2i
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9LFgBhsYG
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlhfFvr3BI
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我：「牛津囉！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUy3jZjyUj
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26rrMMFFfb
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpeFS8s5rL
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZLgDAXtDe
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QS6zrsRMA
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg8zTpdBF9
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY1FwAwE75
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRv5XPS3UT
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhbgzmgyvY
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