我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHfcrqCY4l
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqDBGB4ee1
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIziILqUy8
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ17S6Fvu2
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDFstGcaFq
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eKxatKcYr
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI25chjPqRQ
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOLXJzOiKF
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIyRJ7O2tA
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBNSMVzQkE
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM5pzkuSNx
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老闆：「我會喎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7jjMM3p8D
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLbC5aMDUJ
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o0fJUlYhj
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nBkVabyfB
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40GC565woi
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmmzgQqWg6
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JMKzUvqHT
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQvTA1zZtt
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZyynZEjH1
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ7k5YJD02
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzWbuVmJGM
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta9LTdhYMX
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnJpWSNAje
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QZNmfPm1T
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8fLXjOalk
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpBj7o5kiR
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEY8PvGLbh
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBoOqQypVm
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7voYkFpZ5
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJMtM0Tqrf
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmufgJXZsmQ
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8by1XGx0u2
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1svqJEu6d
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIorANKbcTC
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4oJU89hch
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xjKwXRHMW
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gWq3HDV6U
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8EwuQuNAV
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA33UbaBOlz
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGIdQDOsPk
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa0tPAT7ly
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OMe3Hau7E
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FqWQ9kAWU
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmnzY6cPyy
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp7nGrrwEl
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtbhev5gT5
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEf9V3CB5r
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我：「係靈活。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq2e6HCRGF
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpsDawzVeb
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0ZRlO40GL
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4cYmVnCWQ
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqgpZPvunw
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNceJqHMH1
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoyXRmegrB
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6X0IyO7tj
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SFfS7AkX4
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9tEcDg6wG
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQboZ5E7N3z
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesxuTX2QE3
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHYH8kYr5m
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHAX0EtjFK
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfC3HSN4Pg
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzV7IOtYar
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRLqFEDZqn
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA7AXuwUk5
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf9sox6OCz
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55Crw7iI3r
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9ngocuOQH
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IaG2cmqPW
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楚翹：「流~德華。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqUCIlKo66
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5H6AYSaMJ
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlqHOhCrTz
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvs1VDTItp
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWscSdvbES
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZnmuizpM1
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzawUUUGPY
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7V1Jo9LJx
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1BzOewwAO
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyf5K85N1a
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我：「牛津囉！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmRscWhxp9
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1l1OYfVgE
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5RPTzAqqr
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKciiM4YlOD
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFHfETyr1Q
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ075g56VGLj
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwseBXJhWK
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO7buD2vP8
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyf5Hnnlu5
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