我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAHSEkxkWe45
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAJv0OnZX6Xz
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAkRYEX9lag1
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAHcNyyoGN3m
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAURytEmSTcO
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANA3T8Y3xFXjY
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」278Please respect copyright.PENANAvRQX3vU9T4
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」278Please respect copyright.PENANABmDwFPpFn5
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAEhnEaI4YtW
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAau3Ys9wpWn
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAoiqpFQLV6m
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老闆:「我會喎!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAQHvLOijBn6
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」278Please respect copyright.PENANALFuoUa8Cql
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAumuqqXA5pe
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAWzLXdAY5BT
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」278Please respect copyright.PENANA79TFVdcLUv
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」278Please respect copyright.PENANADC2D10TWlZ
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA52LYlGp1Co
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」278Please respect copyright.PENANASOitBQ7778
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」278Please respect copyright.PENANADGuzKUU5XM
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAIRuzjowFpS
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0tUkTNdHL
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAbHCmQbbVfZ
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」278Please respect copyright.PENANA6lSnbXNe9S
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」278Please respect copyright.PENANA4BIkPC2p3L
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAda4iF0hUXl
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANA51JTrvLbZU
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」278Please respect copyright.PENANAVIlrf50hmi
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAFv4pDQUhMO
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」278Please respect copyright.PENANA2RB7CMmm8d
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAmfbu0y7Rat
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAUeiH4YcGu8
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ6txBghtL
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」278Please respect copyright.PENANA7k7M4iJ2RX
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAdv2YAM9YLu
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」278Please respect copyright.PENANA2cHSUB3DDL
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAdrKrhfghtS
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAmG145pWcyw
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」278Please respect copyright.PENANANDS0SPCU58
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZypnmoB7t
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAasEazvBfKz
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAPiHUsSFWgV
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAOgYMBvBAcW
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAJxcnCqbpRp
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAcR6mFfB1uZ
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZMEy5a2jz
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」278Please respect copyright.PENANAHIGV2TML83
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAmIDV2BHS7P
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我:「係靈活。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAWCQIwV41y2
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAhfyA1UVlyg
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAWQttvlpEXL
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAyRKtmjdKda
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAXPrd7cNnEF
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAE5BF75cETS
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAtKUJUKH62E
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAASydk2dVzp
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAHeKpksBLAU
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAGNtcMIlj0r
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAZR4LMGQMTc
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA54NwwFYrck
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAIsIvd6tsCA
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA5YOUFCHPf0
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAdjqOaVjEGQ
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAPnZ4oI9o6I
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA75H33GCgXc
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA0VBeEJl2qc
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」278Please respect copyright.PENANArhmbvKwaqi
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」278Please respect copyright.PENANABUUoZ33ZS1
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」278Please respect copyright.PENANApOo42b95io
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAvchnNNadPj
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楚翹:「流~德華。」278Please respect copyright.PENANATjqIakFIoQ
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAogMBKHhomh
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAngvcVrK2o7
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAID96T1M9P4
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA9liIvBUunG
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」278Please respect copyright.PENANADBor0Vxmz0
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAyawfjuKtuf
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」278Please respect copyright.PENANAAO1Nc4ZrKY
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAVEoU9DPXAA
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」278Please respect copyright.PENANANbxEZjMxxZ
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我:「牛津囉!」278Please respect copyright.PENANABM784WoX0n
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAV66emnIib2
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAS8pmEJA8e9
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAqe5kgJhQHh
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」278Please respect copyright.PENANA3xr6HnfSmh
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAG3asQKhev8
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAzeFWuPYaCD
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAGhK7i5BPuA
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAHIyTFvTM69
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(待續 To be continued)