我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3k9dyM1ps
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JvwuRVKM6
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5N8QnTvEi
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwANMMMxlKb
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCStcoBwWbQ
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAfDaFtqLE
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47TRHzFkVT
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp5wei9mnw
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG82eLiujf
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DUO9q4oj9
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXLxulF2lh
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老闆：「我會喎！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMBxyGnwhB
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeIvgSJZi3
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFD0lDf9ym
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRggWObOhR
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqgm63wwUR
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l52wVZvzO
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98f4OpJgeg
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ2UyIP3oQ
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcO4uCZnun
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx4kGdroMs
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IG3GJffSz
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoy4Pmuhw6
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeZHKHYAcw
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNktjtR7pfT
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIec52R1Fo
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF2oquL35S
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZKgM9oGay
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu5rl0yL0l
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6FheYbXUT
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxIXO1D59O
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqoaGuBMlC
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mWdTGVdaZ
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmZFCO8brP
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEzqtpMmiO
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefO7dleKEd
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AN35uNS0i
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oelFgz67Z
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj1pv34LAE
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EQY4LsA8l
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUie7vyjWrV
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1Ofqj0PyO
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc58whCrYB
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm978bUuggx
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbivOi9CkV
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1NkZuzDgH
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeNwEoMBdu
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhtCE30YGX
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我：「係靈活。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunLZlPJqpF
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsCDgDrAgb
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jcaIirQwa
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74QDa1mZts
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrG1RLBbGf
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSjH6I4DVg
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmGlZSGY7L
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQPPBE71wT
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUPZBZlV5S
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFwX930IWH
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7mn0Cn2dD
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGKVT8GfHz
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorgMjD80qc
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02J8BPVAIx
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDW2tBt7j1
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCDDeMHWEK
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplSVGNEoCR
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AjtLNx6Af
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mu2TVOzwK
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ061P4da7Jz
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4pT3ivuMf
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw9EDzmMg8
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楚翹：「流~德華。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrrUPr96TB
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTAI2yvxjl
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD337WBjlot
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7REjM1Vgni
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W2l70WuLt
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Jz3XJnsc
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmobgcZKbH
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KwUIageOH
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq34ls7POo
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vv5YilhAp
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我：「牛津囉！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9XuwS5zIo
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegKAYWeWU0
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFJuDGpMlM
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDTO2UT1qu
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtUsArgoPf
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01DLJ4DBHq
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDryZtZtZW
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIKjoxouSo
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx6Bc9Nh03
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（待續 To be continued）
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