希逸：「我寧死都唔食雞子，我做唔到咁殘忍嘅行為。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8zZwwIDaU
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阿妹：「你今晚唔食，我話俾你聽，你一定會打直入嚟，打橫出呢個門口。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTWKcMWW0Y
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希逸：「你唔好大我吖！我武林高手嚟㗎！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0cZqGWaGn
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阿妹：「哎吔！我好驚吖！我跆拳道黑帶㗎！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFypmeVf9KP
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希逸：「嚟！我哋一決高下，輸咗嗰個今晚洗晒啲碗。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsQ7nLFNwz
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阿妹：「加食多粒雞子。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkMJWOf7KT
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希逸：「好！一於咁話！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQHrA41pq2
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阿妹：「阿哥！你做評判。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscBXcxJZNv
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我：「好！預……備！開始！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbpS3KZuq7
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楚翹：「開波喇！雙方互相試探對方，大家都未展開攻擊。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfGtEV1naI
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我：「咪住，阿妹形色一變，突然撲向希逸，使出「龍舟掛鼓」，希逸反應唔切，跌喺梳化上面。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34OttUek0n
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楚翹：「呢個時候，佢哋呈現「女上男下」嘅動作。嘩！個動作有啲核突，唔方便由我開口講，都係交返俾浚彥講先！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYTW1H66ba
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我：「呢啲嘢梗係由我講啦！就係……就係「小希逸」變大咗喇！Wow！「小希逸」茁壯成長喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujCMd9zv9z
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楚翹：「「小希逸」頂到阿妹，阿妹順勢一仆，希逸雖然攬住阿妹，但阿妹收制不及，希逸仲食埋波餅㖭吖！希逸真係又食又拎喇！呢個時候，裁判究竟要分開佢哋定由佢哋繼續攬呢？裁判，你點睇吖！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAY1FBjbno
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我：「正常嚟講呢，就要分開嘅，但作為親戚嚟講，就扮睇唔到啦！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OK0U9ztxF
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楚翹：「佢哋嘴落去喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CkJco1SE8
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我：「嘴還嘴，唔好打茄輪吖……喂！我未講完就打，唔得吖，就嚟變18禁㗎喇！「叮叮」第一回合，完！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXmX6XKBuk
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希逸：「我認輸！我唔玩喇！再玩就精盡人亡㗎喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT8SfFFUij
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阿妹：「廢Jer，垃圾。咁你今晚洗碗喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF47T7FRHx
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希逸：「我份人願賭服輸，洗咪洗囉！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXEqbLIski
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阿妹：「唔好唔記得要食雞子喎！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiIdmh0cR4
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希逸：「後數得唔得？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFl2Mzg6K7
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阿妹：「你話呢？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FXol4KyzS
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希逸：「我話可以後數。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LUz2nXxwV
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阿妹：「發你個春夢啦！而家找數。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG66jGrZyg
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希逸：「肥哥你要幫我吖！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhmDxnK9IY
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我：「好吖！咁擘大口啦！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgVDkbmVAv
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希逸：「連你都俾佢哋兩個洗腦喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZBjH08jrY
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我：「妹夫，你要克服恐懼吖！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFEFWIXHlC
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希逸：「你係咪克服咗先？得喇！我信你喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFtmQARd1l
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係咪好想知希逸點解突然會信我呢？我喺佢面前直接放粒雞子落口囉！真係……真係好難食吖！我格硬吞落肚咋！360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIFr9jshv2
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希逸：「好……我食喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFJcm4kR35
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從對白形容唔到希逸嘅慘況，等我用文字描述先。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJZeFysnQ0
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希逸行刑前，攞住佢嘅刑具-筷子，夾住佢嘅陪葬品-雞子，然後將粒雞子放落口入面。劊子手-牙齒，直接行刑，一嘢咬落去。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3B2I8WMlJ
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粒雞子肯定營養豐富，希逸一咬落去，就好似《食神》粒醬爆賴尿牛丸咁，「咇」晒啲汁出嚟。不過《食神》嗰啲係牛汁，而希逸爆嗰啲汁就比白X氏嘅雞精更「雞精」喇！360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaQZBBCOp1
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希逸：「嘩！真係好撚難食，啲汁汁好核突，真係唔知點解你哋可以咁鍾意食。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wpPgI71RM
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阿妹：「你每晚都射唔少啦！咪又係呢啲。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9bGlHZVi5
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希逸：「我嗰啲肯定有營養多啲啦！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITKv5Lc15H
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阿妹：「你會唔會食自己嗰啲先？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN06OzDzwwz
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希逸：「點會食得落口吖！全部係生命嚟㗎！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseXF5WEo7L
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阿妹：「咁咪係囉，食雞子以形補形吖！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRGnTrost7
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希逸：「我又唔係雞！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnlOWzic2u
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阿妹：「差唔多啦！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLzOUJgMml
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希逸：「又唔見你攞隻雞做男朋友。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fnxvy9T1i
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阿妹：「雞同人都唔同。雞又唔會同你傾心事；而且雞又唔會好似啱先某人咁，起機喎！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYtLZ2jLiX
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希逸：「我……我邊有啫？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgicE5YBp1B
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阿妹：「係囉！唔知啱先邊個由細J變大J咁囉！見到我靠埋啲就會扯旗囉！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavpS6SCUFu
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希逸：「咁都係見你靚女先扯啫。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWVUwWN44r
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阿妹：「即係你認有扯啦！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD3D6wAYvD
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希逸：「唔通話冷縮熱脹咩？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFB6lv2xZV
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阿妹：「扯旗又有咩大不了啫？正常生理反應嚟㗎！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzphUIvrmjc
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希逸：「我驚你仲鹹濕過我……」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DOFIpbMYd
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阿妹：「點會吖！我又pure又true㗎，我乖乖女嚟！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJqffLPrCv
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希逸：「聽住先啦！連呢啲都咁熟，好難覺得係乖乖女喎。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXn8gtbuoB
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阿妹：「全個歐陽家最乖就係我同楚翹喇！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1G2C1WHkb
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希逸：「冇證冇據，講乜都得啦！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSc75ny4rV
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阿妹：「咁你係咪要試下最壞嘅我先？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvurqC0iphx
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希逸：「壞咗凱婷？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhk2mRYOCB3
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阿妹：「何止壞過凱婷，我壞到得你一個要。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqqfculMMF
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希逸：「梗係啦！我係一個壞咗嘅人嚟㗎嘛！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuYhqZwHiH
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阿妹：「我咪就係壞咗嘅女朋友囉！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkFDzE6IMC
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希逸：「我哋係壞人情侶二人組。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJS0YPv1cn
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楚翹：「B吖！咁我哋兩個係咩？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXytzJzJ3u
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我：「寶貝二人組？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlG67tolCr
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楚翹：「唔好聽，有冇啲好聽啲㗎？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtGWHid8mc
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我：「型男索女二人組？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyMIV4Tdc5
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楚翹：「我係索女，但你唔係型男喎。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yDytz12PC
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我：「咁你有咩提議吖？索女。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhAUFASkB4
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楚翹：「索女與野獸。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycWEy3SrJ3
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我：「我邊度似野獸？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgAaHdX2pl
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「似吖！」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KjskIIIBo
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你哋三個，有冇咁齊吖！360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILrKAJqb36
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