希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAP4JyRjL5QH
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAZDlgqiCb8J
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAYpB4j43pbK
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAsmrel8guUV
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAYuspWk02Ox
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」314Please respect copyright.PENANABTCyFKt5Gs
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」314Please respect copyright.PENANA3Sz1vWNVSC
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」314Please respect copyright.PENANARDwKeRp6Xk
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAsruaPBRNbz
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAV7je5LTpag
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」314Please respect copyright.PENANABpw3kmztq5
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAzHnJv2H7tf
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAlrwqiGaiyi
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAsIZlGNUxPx
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAoHJCnqLRlN
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」314Please respect copyright.PENANA3gvhOW9nEr
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希逸:「唔知吖!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAqI2BVUkvSK
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」314Please respect copyright.PENANA9jsDXXazhI
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」314Please respect copyright.PENANAGnTa0M354w
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAthAljJMQEi
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANASDXIwPCOH8
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」314Please respect copyright.PENANA8MN8iVkiwt
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAxqMj6I5nnR
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAfK78hmClQJ
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAhjaUIm2hzy
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAIl4NvvXqPR
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」314Please respect copyright.PENANA7XpsSicACt
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」314Please respect copyright.PENANAeU8lHzsZFO
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAeETs367ImW
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAyF14t3YBbr
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAhihSnCKGbZ
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」314Please respect copyright.PENANA6UnHka0Xdk
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAtfUesqqThY
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAYjPt2IMjCg
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希逸:「重犯一號。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAIEuuXw45f0
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAl4wgYC9wfp
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」314Please respect copyright.PENANArgQRcE6F16
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」314Please respect copyright.PENANApvScE1pToM
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」314Please respect copyright.PENANA7jWwRZgb4H
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAHm3LdpLfRd
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAbIWU2ZzYTR
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAlF8TVeDenp
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAxjHNtZ4oyn
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」314Please respect copyright.PENANADsyr70Gn2Q
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAI9mIA3TE9T
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」314Please respect copyright.PENANASuh9Eg9YnH
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」314Please respect copyright.PENANA21ub24MKPF
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我:「咁而家呢?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAsKKurZoUpg
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。314Please respect copyright.PENANAMzsNAO4pUA
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ6Wxcwd5T
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAHirwR3spSS
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希逸:「好閃吖!」314Please respect copyright.PENANANIIcheCgR6
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAxPbve11dEm
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAKzOtVfXu8x
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAoQ7KibIisQ
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAw3v4Q0kRer
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAFJBsGw9SJK
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAnF8ciLFWQS
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAZLrWhnlNDA
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAO3lc2n1Hod
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAZl3VI3VmAt
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANADy9sqplh7Q
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAFp6GXclLL3
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAlJKSg47N4B
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAjGIXQDycA4
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAijFsn7P64x
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」314Please respect copyright.PENANA4OtGqSUo4X
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAR4wTh1EaCO
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」314Please respect copyright.PENANApPLRxxYLDr
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAV0yz0ewoyP
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」314Please respect copyright.PENANA1AY4EgvIrJ
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAv5456A4q8L
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」314Please respect copyright.PENANACLhvm9FwvX
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAGM8J39jNJZ
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」314Please respect copyright.PENANABwGslEZnYK
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」314Please respect copyright.PENANAD5143nREYt
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAuVoQq5fhIZ
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAzBFQ8yO4Ru
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」314Please respect copyright.PENANAvpOgRA14jB
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」314Please respect copyright.PENANA3ASK5RtxqI
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAA5VDTyFHDw
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAtlcCh1j5nl
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAmlKAC2uAzN
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」314Please respect copyright.PENANA0xjy81RCsT
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAOy0UPodDmu
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」314Please respect copyright.PENANAjRlotL862a
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]314Please respect copyright.PENANAK9VRJ6IGKF
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(待續 To be continued)