希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAGr18biFhL3
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAu5mq0rZwih
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4wmAqytZ8
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4WAp5x2ks
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANA2lwheeRq5z
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAMLkvmcM3Bb
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAmlEiIXDaF6
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAzGHA7SW2uj
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAgz21EEPmuQ
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAF72PsgrD2S
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」324Please respect copyright.PENANA3CwDvznomn
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAFzOLqNMoTZ
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAgXr6witTHd
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAWKFCONdvip
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAKJv038dp56
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」324Please respect copyright.PENANA8QFWwkOkVD
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希逸:「唔知吖!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAwCx8pYsshh
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」324Please respect copyright.PENANA5PJk2d3fvT
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」324Please respect copyright.PENANAA6QCjiPmCO
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAm7RhvuXgLq
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAmOPJtQMnzu
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAS9lRKIPe0n
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAdCeLud91xO
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAq0i2rKxIS1
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAelEk1Ip23C
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」324Please respect copyright.PENANABb1lyPlf0d
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」324Please respect copyright.PENANApJBlbvx6Ry
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」324Please respect copyright.PENANA8WxHxDwZWg
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAGHC9iBGmdE
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」324Please respect copyright.PENANA5sf05xoZEA
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAYlPIfy8RUN
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAJiJ6zjbmmO
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAoWAx7iPWdR
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAutXDKdLI2Q
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希逸:「重犯一號。」324Please respect copyright.PENANA8ea7R474rQ
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAhCo9njiA6p
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAeUAK3xEQPM
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAAvLB1mpmWI
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAt9sexY15QA
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAJqWIAAEvfE
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAIcraTK8euW
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAM4JKKhQ4P4
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAMtSgCCcmes
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」324Please respect copyright.PENANALHVyA8k2uH
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」324Please respect copyright.PENANArWLIq5Z4zX
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAP5vd9mDpvX
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAUyoujD3wP6
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我:「咁而家呢?」324Please respect copyright.PENANADJ9tWFyQ5b
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。324Please respect copyright.PENANAQSowIpUMEJ
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」324Please respect copyright.PENANA7Gn3JGlEOy
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANA9diu5k6e9e
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希逸:「好閃吖!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAPuEMTyoiJC
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」324Please respect copyright.PENANA8bmvEHdpuo
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAcD8Fil8Yid
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAG7s3Cf9mHK
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」324Please respect copyright.PENANArtQmeU1OJg
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAsR6Z2vqPUG
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」324Please respect copyright.PENANA5V5uCEBxWw
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAS2h8EOVp22
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAsvUTyF79wx
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAV68X9gdN7v
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAJs7uDzBQB2
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAyemiDU1zfi
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAN2VlCx0l64
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」324Please respect copyright.PENANADBvksHRCrk
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAXmdRM6E9m9
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAUd0LpUm5ID
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAuE9lGIn5pQ
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」324Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ0nZW2gsg
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAa2M6CtqLP5
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAbS0wODsX7D
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAx9AOZo9Aq0
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAfWCqctiTgH
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」324Please respect copyright.PENANA7MPUJGEsgI
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAkw7hkuggb8
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」324Please respect copyright.PENANA3XGh8wGdrR
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAfKZEMidgPC
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAiEu8bxuQrn
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAOVgmUZYG0N
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAGSa9OTNcmY
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAsseJoT7zSE
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」324Please respect copyright.PENANADCXL9souoA
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAwrTQBCbd8q
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAeFp9I1koQg
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」324Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ipb354IcE
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAYPzpiuYW2L
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]324Please respect copyright.PENANAGuceFBo26c
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(待續 To be continued)