希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA94l8il2BUQ
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」284Please respect copyright.PENANABUuF4jfpDC
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAORLpCIJr3k
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAfd6rk5pPKe
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANA1exQqwQfH7
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAhahQxfoNBX
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAW4EYCz5nTc
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAdDZLeWB0UM
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAl29MnMh24D
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAFZTybELDGR
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」284Please respect copyright.PENANASSxAD2Acbp
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAy1ImV1okrt
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAd7vqPZJZqn
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA676EmOxtAj
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAX7KhWofAOK
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」284Please respect copyright.PENANA25FziHozne
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希逸:「唔知吖!」284Please respect copyright.PENANA5p7tdd3Xrv
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAMCjkW8na69
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」284Please respect copyright.PENANAq91JzAZrGT
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」284Please respect copyright.PENANADs2IBPTjXU
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAPAtLb266qC
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAIpASyRyUx4
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAjbOJpfMW6R
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA1MuZYCxHe1
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAWkD3bbOnNP
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」284Please respect copyright.PENANArpSwuqpUbE
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAKG16wgiIEb
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」284Please respect copyright.PENANAV1G1bC8flo
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAFGQH7DU1vC
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAOB3emH13Ki
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」284Please respect copyright.PENANACNGdK571fi
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAXIOCF6CxGx
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAVvkxeS0GPv
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAjhEVfzKhPb
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希逸:「重犯一號。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAufCzenSiE8
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAeNgXpAnn32
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAw6V0rof2C8
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA8vdf0HxViW
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」284Please respect copyright.PENANA7o8DdkW7ZH
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANATdscUVoGrN
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAvUKeLNtKmq
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAhuQhhbuF9Q
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAP2Lc6xx3K6
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」284Please respect copyright.PENANA6hiJnOiHAu
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」284Please respect copyright.PENANA4upzFuYgxQ
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」284Please respect copyright.PENANApkY1zANdiI
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAxABgX1lNNj
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我:「咁而家呢?」284Please respect copyright.PENANA5chA2qd1sz
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。284Please respect copyright.PENANArGdDnydeOU
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA30kKLdVY0q
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAYnROeuEOfs
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希逸:「好閃吖!」284Please respect copyright.PENANA00lXokciYY
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAAxANPbxPPl
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAfPPs6McDL4
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAbNFmqQONDk
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAa4XwOB1R14
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAWCwXEuGVIr
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」284Please respect copyright.PENANABHZi2KLhhE
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAkxzynbjWtw
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAs0C3G3kq86
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA3mzRT30rql
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAansh13dOiL
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」284Please respect copyright.PENANATJYezx1lCx
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAWgJh7bCDZc
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAXkSpQwJyyK
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAALsjKggUuX
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAnYVE1EyRgb
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAJUHfd1jhSc
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」284Please respect copyright.PENANA9PBAymAVP6
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA5GQBrYxfj9
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」284Please respect copyright.PENANABwIV4OJ96z
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA9ghTMtUvr6
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」284Please respect copyright.PENANALZEiFbEpeX
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」284Please respect copyright.PENANARMGp6FAYBl
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y7DLwDiEu
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」284Please respect copyright.PENANA2w6yR9zZMc
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」284Please respect copyright.PENANANGOWeXnL4s
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAABwWwqqBSL
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」284Please respect copyright.PENANApngeoPi2lV
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAThA0FJRrBu
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANA3awN8QxypS
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」284Please respect copyright.PENANANP38NKinEe
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAgdvj03xytG
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAwrDKkR1YjQ
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAOKpEEj5Nk4
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」284Please respect copyright.PENANAqg5Qudepsk
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]284Please respect copyright.PENANAaVEXIQKpSQ
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(待續 To be continued)