我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFI8omZH2r
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLQt0YIlFP
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wySyFN9Xh
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDa3zzhNaq
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXHbkdtmnr
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlaYu2YVBk
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KNSDVHqrz
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDosKmYAPpP
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS79V5M5utB
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSjnp0x4KC
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5vG1URpJv
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老闆：「我會喎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzoHx227kB
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5fJy2WzS5
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJP1iAuYeX
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIw9XxFgXX
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQLtBUTrJ5
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCk3auYd3G
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoY7brc5wy
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPGlSIIYh3
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKIA77FYUf
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRJZQGBw8U
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFjemu1w0j
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWuLV8U12I
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNHpQMm9dj
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FkCPZ5eiL
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XTc9s7dOR
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOTfWRibzk
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1qrrmM12S
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJoZ5Vz6rH
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6DfN2gJXZ
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v0CufxChp
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN2ZFQjvtY
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrwoHRUU8P
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaSY3m2JBe
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CieOOpDxe
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwO3mYTM6C
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndil9gvdt4
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2DjfLXQ9G
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ727GC79bW1
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l4GZY0Hyh
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkisRRG8pSo
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkuIU52sdG
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAfB26IsZD
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PM25r8ODH
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYr5VqYFlE
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWOACctlX1
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkn0cTCcDj
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdhIPOz9Rm
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我：「係靈活。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sHz4Zp8Yr
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnFUMoF6tL
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp5F2gjdcZ
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL21I23UiCM
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4D8RlxLGK
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHPpVG1EKj
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVVCoCGIUs
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P0riOjFug
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLI2ckVTD1
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6huLxaVQ9
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xVE5rEBHF
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6nu75vtN1
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXwXGhRLeA
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5Yq9FzrmB
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnk9rplnZ5
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5EEkQKmfK
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RVlyJjDGq
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRrLkavmnJ
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iBa8gw8lq
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oJLSDkrn2
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagGTdcOM3K
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA1jfGONNW
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楚翹：「流~德華。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr4PQZN4KS
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE1PVQ4lYf
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4hDkDwVrX
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03ZXcf6fKS
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAUBU3p2Fc
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLoK9hjFbE
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw436nzm8h
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr9KJBDyNT
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JFURYWEIS
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C63JiXM3G
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我：「牛津囉！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUFWIRP6Iq
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDm6w6lkPv
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs7A9Q7VH9
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPosXcmHHMp
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9qwf4f7J6
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZli4fuP1E
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUiHoATp7u
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mzJ2JB70M
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3RYJ0qcw0
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