我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyxREwgBNQ
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsJ0Z8iSsS
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZlqEKFVZR
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47nnsazoON
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQWxxwfGpA
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCdhgVwFs0
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GlE7b0MOl
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfLJyu8geV
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVCaiXgAkX
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOol5wud8lJ
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6V5urlbWDz
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老闆：「我會喎！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtAQ7Oy2wz
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PpBc5g5hx
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQBpFDudfo
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8nbkBVgFP
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpuNfbCWZj
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsLADMggz1
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomKL6sHPVz
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65XFqTTlQx
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFN7npbRSE
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L72e2ofgu
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FDMw3oyk6
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rEBrt4LJ8
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKqim6ayu4
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGBtob6BBb
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAgdkcsEGJ
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYdA2R1MAb
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71ZkVhmdPr
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf0RApW4od
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ123S5EdF1c
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWv5nvLACY
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjg6FblYsY
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS5n5zOE2H
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0HlrNi9vc
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBrjxanuiY
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPS2x7u8Gw
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXNS5x2WNq
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ckgwqJvEP
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIbInV5KxD
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJfIgcREuT
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m17K093sB
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzS38Za43y
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBA9520Tca
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvppDkkuqAW
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxZrmJgCY7
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlLnUW7XZs
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsXvOxpaiy
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MLZloEUXK
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我：「係靈活。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfug2BDMtv2
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFywi3hIUa
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90jy5r2sH1
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPm9LFdvdP
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdReZ0KhRM8
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0cOPPKbct
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf4Wlsef3T
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHrj7plclH
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4vpSwFtub
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5wlUy0T1r
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJS93x601N
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5lwBSAlij
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpl95ZQ2Tt
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0UMvdELFf
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFqoDrmNi5
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFmqdO4ArO
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVxuhEO9aG
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjajLm9VGy
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzEFAp2eF4
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczntLRIoRy
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W3VXsh32X
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楚翹：「流~德華。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIzdLRnBxK
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLqcJRm0IR
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAKpAWTk0x
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKw0WFSYGp
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12jgaNTKUB
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQNUa2pcgp
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxtxGtCSZp
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我：「牛津囉！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SXLB1KQF2
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCgIfaiYwP
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNSul94b4N
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5vvRIYKJ9
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqrzebTmz8
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbAHsRVCjb
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77zmjHPkOp
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDR8fPGTPn
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z3Bt1roh9
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