阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2PINNpbpm
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitPDtsF5oD
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn48Ep0xYv3
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我：「好兄弟。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3HzLTgAL3
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMWbHnmp5z
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZzhSL3N1c
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEO0PrR1Wt
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvYZJTVaUt
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsXY8yqX3Y
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我：「洗埋先準走。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFReno74Gf
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcfYWCbtkp
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKr215Km65
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXODCWqxUF4
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpVmn077nj
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmksag9ouC
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0gziPVC0d
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8rqec0wUF
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNlEnnsYcI
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV1mZvAlyJ
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWLZWv99ht
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7fFXWPd9L
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcRg43y0zd
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprXpNiFy6y
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjJapp7AZP
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvZ2cQ11Gt
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdMbuylM0V
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我：「你係咪未死過。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsKRW3cG2A
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYTdWDErVq
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我：「擰轉身。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowRpLnWG0W
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希逸：「做咩先。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PGyEPyo6b
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我：「你轉咗先。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0BKPMmxgL
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqP8hqCaM7
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNsY41s223
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jRpIB9rP1
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtw6zSS0mp
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcax2Zgitpo
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch8p6V2Xk0
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXCEjdu7Jj
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMOKSgJRoy
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P0ueQ0Gl2
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMmf8p3t45
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtKSanVfOS
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVd1yxovOq
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkjD1BIpaF
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6pjzdLmiP
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYIhhQRjc1
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUmgCixmmK
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQNNxF1Lea
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJk0zkhXv4
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwweS3YTi7C
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU9fOSImTV
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzMgdXhjeY
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpDAa3je4l
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykPVwTeO66
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPsTELCtfu
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJke10GqHJS
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImpF670pRk
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuURkSK8AEC
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiahXlT1HP
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7NOeGaSt9
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf4FauTplR
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn7eM1g1b5
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwpP2qywGr
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveqFqIS5hm
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ALleJrUOh
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglCBcfVuqn
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI5SsRKKva
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg16AltvFim
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgr4munsGH
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6mphfKlWN
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb5r7LiDHZ
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7xvnAxvnE
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNb30t2ml2
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kd7iuuH2u
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5Fw5PcSqb
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDNpodOVdn
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkPUomGC8z
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dxiGEHSHd
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6REvH9KrJ
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UfP3CbyDe
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i1e2aywof
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楚翹：「除非咩？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxiK3UQ9nN
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCA24PvLW6
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOFwFbdWWL
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f11gZJ3l2
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希逸：「大嫂好！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkkrLqvhdh
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwUyUJOH1f
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LsIeyBh1f
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkn9t0iKG7
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS0AP968ZG
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYW5llDDbe
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOPwUVn0nj
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f250sWUuE
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