貓有九條命,這是老生常談的說法,同時亦是一道浮誇非常的修辭手法。614Please respect copyright.PENANAvWFMapUy2W
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世間所有生物均遵從著一個法則,生命永遠只有一條,誰也沒法改寫。614Please respect copyright.PENANA1Gesi4AxbU
之所以會流傳出貓有九條命這個說法,無非只是想借喻貓隻警覺性異常地高,往往能夠在生死尤關之際閃躲危害自己之物,快樂地生活下去。614Please respect copyright.PENANA44pA1fm59t
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在被沙總廚收養之前,小沙紙是一隻不折不扣的野貓。天生軟骨基因異變導致耳朵下垂的牠對比其他品種的野貓需要用上接近多一倍的努力才能在殘酷無情的街頭生存下去,撐過一輪接一輪勞其筋骨餓其體膚考驗後,牠早已練成「十八命」之身,比普通的九命凡貓更能夠在逆境下活命下去。614Please respect copyright.PENANAtqETwLQKjG
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在曾參交施行「安樂掌」企圖奪取自己性命之際,小沙紙潛伏在腦海裡的「十八命」吹起了響號,當下把自己的身體捲成一團,巧妙地避開了掌擊。614Please respect copyright.PENANAZxoANrbsfC
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啪!614Please respect copyright.PENANAauGr3gP95T
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曾參交的右手一掌打在地上,數道裂紋隨之生起。614Please respect copyright.PENANAzdfkAoAOk2
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小沙紙閃開掌擊後並沒有任何一絲的怠慢,牠用上打蛇隨棍上的氣勢,瘋狂作出後滾翻,以球體的姿勢從曾參交的手掌秒速滾至到肩膊上。614Please respect copyright.PENANAxmLUpOhJEJ
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喵喵喵!614Please respect copyright.PENANAqjBTn5O4GZ
“貓式,神貓擺尾!”614Please respect copyright.PENANA0YFancOWxX
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到達肩膊位置後,牠把曾參交的右頰當作是跳水台的平衡板,雙腿用力鑿下去之餘,亦不忘用上尾巴在他的鼻孔前亂掃數下。614Please respect copyright.PENANAHDkaCRCrzq
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乞嗤!614Please respect copyright.PENANAkt8uLvzarj
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受到貓毛的刺激,曾參交不自覺地打了一個乞嗤。614Please respect copyright.PENANAdDgaAtErEV
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“奇怪!為何小沙紙的速度會是如此不合理的快?”614Please respect copyright.PENANAkGUsb4LH1E
能夠每分鐘切出三千條青瓜絲並能清楚看透每一下落刀點的沙總廚自問視覺已比一般人為之優勝,但仍沒能看得清楚小沙紙滾動時候的姿態。614Please respect copyright.PENANAIGom07Pj3J
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“難不成.......?”614Please respect copyright.PENANAs1OD01GYyC
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沙總廚往右上方仔細一看,驚見煤氣爐上的湯煲黏上了數條灰白色貓毛,當下明白到事實的真相。614Please respect copyright.PENANATVcLioDqVD
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早前景時下達命令把粟三燒一概用水煮滾,以作清除裡頭的冰毒之用。小沙紙大有可能趁眾人不為意期間偷喝「粟米水」,冰毒上身,短暫激發了神經系統,因而表現得比平常的大有不同。614Please respect copyright.PENANAfdKtPyXd1F
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喵喵喵!614Please respect copyright.PENANAFmuJUV7I2V
“貓式,神貓擺尾!”614Please respect copyright.PENANAJcH3th5ZoW
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小沙紙眼見自己的神尾導致對手亳無招架之力地打乞嗤後,隨即沾沾自喜的重施故技。614Please respect copyright.PENANAshyAcprJtY
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「哈,傻貓!」614Please respect copyright.PENANAhKf2tLf8NS
曾參交特意伸出右手,引誘對手再度以球體滾動的方式輾過自己的手臂。614Please respect copyright.PENANAoY4O4cGkfU
感測到小沙紙即將抵達手臂的正中心之際,曾參交整個人畢直伸出左右手,以雙腳的腳尖成重心作出高速芭蕾舞式自轉。614Please respect copyright.PENANAuwrZ2gtJ2M
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自轉的旋風威力甚為強勁,一下子的把小沙紙拋至空中,再也沒法在他的手臂上行走。614Please respect copyright.PENANAvDdpwwvPcK
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眼見小沙紙呈球狀飄浮在空中後,曾參交再也沒有作芭蕾舞式自轉,而是轉換成排球手扣頭式開球的姿態。614Please respect copyright.PENANAj6LMIzHdJN
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顯示易見,他打算把小沙紙當作是排球般一下子轟出去。614Please respect copyright.PENANARBB0h728kS
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「我中學的時候可是擔當校隊的大槌位置呢!」614Please respect copyright.PENANANhTXNeLhHl
曾參交拉動手腕,如箭在弦的準備拍打「排球」。614Please respect copyright.PENANA1UCHcy04B4
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啪!614Please respect copyright.PENANAV2a2Yi1HK6
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候琴在千鈞一髮之際飛出左腳的高跟鞋,高跟鞋搶先撞向小沙紙,並替代了牠捱下曾參交的掌擊。614Please respect copyright.PENANAmOzliO23vh
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排球校隊可不是浪得虛名,候琴的高跟鞋經他拍打後,高速直飛廚房後門的鐵閘,啪一聲斷開成五六截。614Please respect copyright.PENANAe9Ug3BRXfv
若然他所拍打的並不是高跟鞋而是小沙紙的話,後果可謂不堪設想,大有可能會釀成血肉模糊的慘劇。614Please respect copyright.PENANAEUyyX98QBK
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「候琴,多謝你救了小沙紙一命。」614Please respect copyright.PENANAN8nNDjF55I
目睹整個過程的沙總廚由衷對候琴致謝。614Please respect copyright.PENANAw9utC3sujD
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「千萬不要客氣,日後記緊償還我五千港元便可以了。」614Please respect copyright.PENANAySilbqMozm
飛出高跟鞋後,候琴趕緊閉上眼睛,扮作甚麼事也沒有發生似的,低聲道。614Please respect copyright.PENANAbd95ZhNwnP
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「五千元?」614Please respect copyright.PENANAORZe71sK4z
沙總廚大感疑惑。614Please respect copyright.PENANAy6CUx0dT8t
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「沒計多亦沒計少你,這是法國名牌茱莉亞西斯出品的高跟鞋,我遲下可以給予你收據作證的。」614Please respect copyright.PENANA5xmmDBPbJu
候琴暗指他必須要付上高跟鞋遭受到破壞的費用。614Please respect copyright.PENANAhpCNs91F40
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「唔.......你只是飛出了一隻鞋而已,減半可以吧?」614Please respect copyright.PENANAYdftg7ckhx
沙總廚面有難色。614Please respect copyright.PENANAOelXfXGzsB
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「我已經特意減了半,一雙鞋可是盛惠一萬大元的。」614Please respect copyright.PENANA0vWgLmj6de
候琴單起眼睛往他作出解釋。614Please respect copyright.PENANAg1VYp3t73d
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「......」614Please respect copyright.PENANALt9bOiCcr2
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被高跟鞋擊落,改變了下墮航道的小沙紙恰好降落在曾參交外衣的暗袋位置,牠沒有多想的便啃走了那件被保鮮袋包妥好的茄子鯪魚肉,拔足狂奔。614Please respect copyright.PENANAKpj6IXw70A
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「喂,你別走!」614Please respect copyright.PENANAAWNrQCIchz
曾參交高聲作出呼喝,揚起警隊高層的風土病,震怒。614Please respect copyright.PENANAwMUtqX6mum
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喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵!614Please respect copyright.PENANAMKo3YoarGi
“捉到我便給回你囉!蠢材!”614Please respect copyright.PENANARbtgQOfJxa
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發出連環尖叫聲後,小沙紙一枝箭走進煤氣爐下通往醃製花雕烏雞的秘道。614Please respect copyright.PENANAIp9RQQ4UlA
曾參交見狀後,同樣尾隨牠的步伐進入了密室。614Please respect copyright.PENANARPuKTddrMH
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剎那間,整個廚房只剩下候琴和沙總廚二人。614Please respect copyright.PENANAoTC4RO3Sd1
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「候琴,把你那個遙控器交給我。」614Please respect copyright.PENANAEQa48I755J
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「吓?你要來做甚麼?614Please respect copyright.PENANAo91hFucv60
單憑按鈕是沒法解開鐵閘,必須先行親自用上鑰匙解開門鎖才行的。」614Please respect copyright.PENANAuqShdvyXC4
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「我知道。614Please respect copyright.PENANADsJHGIW4zR
廢話少說,時間無多,快點交給我啦!」614Please respect copyright.PENANAzj6N9kEXYs
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雖然不太明白沙總廚的用意,但候琴還是照做把遙控器交給了他。614Please respect copyright.PENANAZZSwdzxHUQ
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「好,食粥食飯就靠今次了!」614Please respect copyright.PENANAqIsRPGtrVl
沙總廚深呼吸一大口氣,屈動手腕把遙控器拋擲出去。614Please respect copyright.PENANAdRmEeRYgyk
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啪啦!614Please respect copyright.PENANA4RqGZxy86H
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遙控器正中紅心擊中了煤氣爐上的湯煲,整個湯煲啪啦一聲的跌到地上。614Please respect copyright.PENANAbhTnSzWBC4
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「喂?你痴了線呀!614Please respect copyright.PENANAxQPJlCZUTV
為何拋走我的遙控器?」614Please respect copyright.PENANAR56KlC7m4b
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沙總廚沒有對候琴作出任何的理會,而是一心一意傾盡全身之力往前爬下,筋骨失損的他幾經辛苦下終於來到湯煲的位置,伸出舌頭舔舐湯煲的汁液。614Please respect copyright.PENANALi6bhW45JM