在等待菠蘿包出爐的時間，蕭鵝返回自家住所，打算跟自己的兒子一同享用朱古力扭紋包。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ414pAypbBA
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「樂，我買了朱古力扭紋包，出來一起吃吧！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc53X04Fg0W
蕭鵝在客廳裡對著兒子的房間方向大叫。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9X9PsY9MfO
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「你等一等！我正在從里斯本運送葡萄酒到雅典的途中呀！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3YyTUVYZd
蕭樂著自己的父親蕭鵝稍等一下。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOp9636NGa
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夢想是擔任船長的蕭樂正在玩著自己最喜愛的模擬遊戲，大航海時代四。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDRPir2afV
天生條件不遜，一上船便會暈船浪且連番嘔吐的他，只能寄託在電腦遊戲的虛擬世界中，享受一下飾演船長的快感，止一止癮。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNcoV8VxEq
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「你在突尼斯的碼頭停泊一下吧！不然的話，麵包便會放涼不好吃的！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVq6EU28TF
為了避免與自己的兒子產生隔膜，蕭鵝早就已把遊戲中的地圖記在腦海裡，以備不時之需。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2n5YHW9bG
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「也好，這主意不錯！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sXbUGLjR7
蕭樂安然順從父親的提議，緊急改變航海的路線；577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTktQH6GTpA
突尼斯是里斯本駛往雅典的其中一個中途站，停泊在那裡大可順道補給一下船上的糧食和飲用水。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BHiY18fIh
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在等待著兒子從房間出來的時候，蕭鵝從雪櫃裡拿取了一瓶預先調製好的百花蛇舌草涼茶，全數倒進在一個藥用瓦煲裡。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGQ1BEsus5
確認自己的兒子並不在身邊的附近後，他靜俏俏地把褲袋裡的烏鴉白鴿丸放進藥煲裡頭，並以文火把藥丸煮融在涼茶之中。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpT0VLOOOV
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烏鴉白鴿丸性質偏涼，生怕自己的兒子虛不受補的關係，蕭鳳特意利用具清熱解毒之效的白花蛇舌草涼茶作為藥引送藥，意圖盡量減低白鴿丸有可能會帶來的副作用。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbLrt9pxIT
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「吓..又是白花蛇舌草涼茶？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mO9yttz5r
從客廳裡嗅到熟悉的氣味後，蕭樂顯得了無生氣起來。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQlhRvR98m
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「有益的涼茶，多喝絕對無妨呢！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0dhBsZejz
翻熱涼茶需時，蕭鵝臉露笑容的走出廚房，示意蕭樂一同坐到客廳的梳化上享用麵包。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9cierdivR
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「樂，你的右腳膝頭為何多了數處瘀傷的？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdFLcGOtSI
吃著扭紋包的時候，蕭鵝指著蕭樂的右腿道。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡem3Ng5p8yj
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「今天放學後練習滑板時候弄傷的，塗了跌打酒後已經好好多了！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29GeLcnyqO
蕭樂漫不經心的作出解釋，並不把它當成一回事。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w0v8s2Pre
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為了減輕暈船浪的徵狀，他盡量會抽時間進行滑板練習，從而增強神經系統的平衡感協調。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsm1rFRLRK
這些從滑板跌下來所造成的瘀傷，正正就是他曾辛苦努力過的最佳證明 。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP5hBPoQGj
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「唉....過了今天，你再也不用受這些皮肉之苦了！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vTFco6D1E
蕭鵝深情凝視著兒子大腿上的各道傷痕，輕聲道。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0gGcN9RBJ
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「爸，你剛才在說甚麼？577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBI7ZiFuuy
我聽得不太清楚！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBIuPQh69t
蕭樂沒能聽清楚自己父親的喃喃自語。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHk5AihER0
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「哦，沒甚麼，我只是說這扭紋包很好吃而已！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEklH89So8
蕭鵝沒有說出真話，裝出了一副驚訝的模樣。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvM8ztDx9c
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「咦，老豆剛剛發現，原來我們兩父子的扭紋包也是以左旋方式扭動的呢，不知道麵包店裡會不會有右旋扭紋麵包呢！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEmES2xPD6
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「這方面，恐怕就不會了....577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ID6U4ZDlA
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畢竟右旋扭紋包可是有著一道悲傷的背景故事呢！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfkBlMczPp
蕭樂黯然道。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYk4ALpRFf
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起初蕭鵝只是打算利用扭紋包的扭紋歪開話題，殊不知道蕭樂竟然能夠在扭紋話題上大肆發揮起來。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f9aH359p2
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「扭紋麵包...也有自己的故事？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH7T9xlyKy
蕭鵝停下咀嚼手中的麵包，一臉疑惑的看著蕭樂。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqLDFvWF6f
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老婆餅、夫妻肺片、大馬站煲等等美食的典故他倒是聽過，但扭紋麵包的背景故事他完全並沒有聽聞過。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RZi66D9ME
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應該不會是有一名廚師某天遇上不如意的事，把心一橫將麵糰一扭再扭作洩憤之用，間接造就了扭紋麵包的誕生此般低級無聊的故事吧？577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYIdz7m8h8
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「當然有啦！577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNgvOFI8Xu
阿爸你知不知道甚麼是pain bescuit？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsnaufDvG8
得悉父親竟然也會有不曉得的事情後，蕭樂說話的語氣變得異常的雀躍及振奮。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYfLcfIrXW
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「你...剛才在說...法文？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMp9KYV7jc
蕭鵝聽得側起頭來。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqlW7tnWAH
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「沒錯。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqbMOJmIml
在法文的語法中，bes等同於英文的bi，有著雙重的意思。cuit是烘焙，所以bescuit合起上來就是烘焙兩次的意思。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmjeQQlYIP
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之於pain，法文裡頭並不是代表痛楚，而是麵包。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxx6xyheJd
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所以，pain bescuit就即是指烘焙過兩次的麵包。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWfndiuEMc
蕭樂津津樂道的作出解釋。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmHflElnGf
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「烘焙過兩次的麵包？577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8FhPj49iV
扭紋包是需要烘焙兩次的嗎？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShFdeMAvaw
蕭鵝對此抱有極大的疑問。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOS7YYXPcp
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「當然不用啦！577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNU99QkCqP
在十四世紀的航海時代，雪櫃還沒有出現，所以廚師們會多次烘焙麵包，把麵糰的水份通通蒸發掉，製造乾燥堅硬、不易變壞的pain bescuit供航海人士在船上食用！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKb6lmK3Ar
夢想是在船上生活的蕭樂，這些基本的航海歷史他自當然是滾瓜爛熟、一清二楚。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L3OR400f7
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「當年西班牙海軍艦隊的水手，每天均會獲發一磅海員餅乾和一加侖的啤酒呢！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcmEcPPdje
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「唔，那麼pain bes…那麼海員麵包究竟與扭紋包又有甚麼關係呢？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIgsyU3wkW
眼見自己兒子遲遲未入正題，蕭鵝略然感到有點不耐煩。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3oJo2xr85
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「關係可就大了！577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHC4MPMBYM
海員麵包經過多次脫水後，味道變得淡而無味，水手們往往只能依靠泡浸牛奶、熱湯甚至是海水來吊味。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYSXhmo0U1
蕭樂示意父親不用著急，好戲正在後頭。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3ztwVM0HQ
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「集航海與麵包事業於一身的丹麥國土裡，有一名叫哥本蝦巾的皇家水手實在是沒法忍受海員麵包的煎熬，偷偷攜帶著名的丹麥條、亦即是扭紋麵包上船作為自己的乾糧。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz15i24Pmr
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每一名皇家水手在上船前，均會受到嚴格的搜身檢查，確保他們沒法攜帶違禁品到軍艦之上。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv3xlACe5S
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聰明的哥布蝦巾特此囑咐廚師以右旋的方式製作扭紋包，並在表面鋪上一層微細的白米顆粒，把扭紋包裝扮成船上常用的右旋粗麻繩，成功掩人耳目把鬆軟可口的牛油扭紋包帶到船上去。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorEAN4RKza
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「哈，真虧他能夠想出這道計謀出來！577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlkaGyWIdh
到底他是多麼的嘴饞才能想出用扭紋包扮粗麻繩這道鬼主意？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFfUHZts9o
蕭鵝搖頭苦笑，不知道應該是佩服還是鄙視那名哥布蝦巾的水手才好。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxuKofJLtn
577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtnSMksPIK
「又或者是海員麵包實在真的是太難吃，所以才迫使有水手想出這種投機取巧的方式吧！577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNohOhWgbw
577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz8cYkzNI4
有時候廚師們為了確保麵糰裡不含有任何的水份，更會特意作三次甚至是四次的烘焙處理，再也不是pain bescuit，而是好比石頭般硬的 pain quarcrit，強行咽下去真的是會很pain呢！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiIhMZxrqu
蕭樂咬下手中的鬆軟朱古力扭紋包一口，靈感驟現的想出了一個很爛的中法英三合一笑話。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNHIXXeHgR
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「唔...但你之前不是說右旋扭紋包的背後是一個非常悲慘的故事嗎？577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t8VsORgEd
577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rd5lSa9th
那個哥本蝦巾成功把扭紋麵包上船，成功把pain強行扭掉，這不是很好嗎？何來甚麼的悲慘呢？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvfwX1MKzg
蕭鵝順著兒子的幽默感節奏，運用談笑風生的方式作出回應。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlATh9DTUFp
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