在等待菠蘿包出爐的時間，蕭鵝返回自家住所，打算跟自己的兒子一同享用朱古力扭紋包。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfzMzkOIaZ
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N4EAXuhgf
「樂，我買了朱古力扭紋包，出來一起吃吧！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPwoHFoapS
蕭鵝在客廳裡對著兒子的房間方向大叫。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbj3L8CTpO
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「你等一等！我正在從里斯本運送葡萄酒到雅典的途中呀！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQYRS2CUCB
蕭樂著自己的父親蕭鵝稍等一下。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKXUNj7IBH
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夢想是擔任船長的蕭樂正在玩著自己最喜愛的模擬遊戲，大航海時代四。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyjXAME2mp
天生條件不遜，一上船便會暈船浪且連番嘔吐的他，只能寄託在電腦遊戲的虛擬世界中，享受一下飾演船長的快感，止一止癮。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWMp07tWir
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「你在突尼斯的碼頭停泊一下吧！不然的話，麵包便會放涼不好吃的！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk7mqHEaJE
為了避免與自己的兒子產生隔膜，蕭鵝早就已把遊戲中的地圖記在腦海裡，以備不時之需。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeIQFo8wo1
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「也好，這主意不錯！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmkGUedmCC
蕭樂安然順從父親的提議，緊急改變航海的路線；596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3V5NDjPXc
突尼斯是里斯本駛往雅典的其中一個中途站，停泊在那裡大可順道補給一下船上的糧食和飲用水。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNr6jXRQMs
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在等待著兒子從房間出來的時候，蕭鵝從雪櫃裡拿取了一瓶預先調製好的百花蛇舌草涼茶，全數倒進在一個藥用瓦煲裡。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiGatjuT0r
確認自己的兒子並不在身邊的附近後，他靜俏俏地把褲袋裡的烏鴉白鴿丸放進藥煲裡頭，並以文火把藥丸煮融在涼茶之中。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwtxdMdhVu
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烏鴉白鴿丸性質偏涼，生怕自己的兒子虛不受補的關係，蕭鳳特意利用具清熱解毒之效的白花蛇舌草涼茶作為藥引送藥，意圖盡量減低白鴿丸有可能會帶來的副作用。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTnqHyxRqE
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「吓..又是白花蛇舌草涼茶？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLxr8Qjqej
從客廳裡嗅到熟悉的氣味後，蕭樂顯得了無生氣起來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg59Yg4YNym
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT2TBD6Nf6
「有益的涼茶，多喝絕對無妨呢！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx0QjHRlKa
翻熱涼茶需時，蕭鵝臉露笑容的走出廚房，示意蕭樂一同坐到客廳的梳化上享用麵包。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSw8iBcH6k
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「樂，你的右腳膝頭為何多了數處瘀傷的？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpbkSBFTA0
吃著扭紋包的時候，蕭鵝指著蕭樂的右腿道。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOak2x3LCKd
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQZ109Cfdq
「今天放學後練習滑板時候弄傷的，塗了跌打酒後已經好好多了！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn0gjgB3jv
蕭樂漫不經心的作出解釋，並不把它當成一回事。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDArYeufri
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXLt1Nazt6
為了減輕暈船浪的徵狀，他盡量會抽時間進行滑板練習，從而增強神經系統的平衡感協調。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkmkWNi3KY
這些從滑板跌下來所造成的瘀傷，正正就是他曾辛苦努力過的最佳證明 。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtTTBJ59sV
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「唉....過了今天，你再也不用受這些皮肉之苦了！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCLQx44Kz1
蕭鵝深情凝視著兒子大腿上的各道傷痕，輕聲道。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40MRWwBWBH
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「爸，你剛才在說甚麼？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0aFPVoLe7
我聽得不太清楚！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk6RdhvM4G
蕭樂沒能聽清楚自己父親的喃喃自語。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaZyxg6bkn
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「哦，沒甚麼，我只是說這扭紋包很好吃而已！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YlCCdUSYM
蕭鵝沒有說出真話，裝出了一副驚訝的模樣。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ6wpf9f4k
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「咦，老豆剛剛發現，原來我們兩父子的扭紋包也是以左旋方式扭動的呢，不知道麵包店裡會不會有右旋扭紋麵包呢！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluDSTYYQ9y
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「這方面，恐怕就不會了....596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjdE0zXVGk
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畢竟右旋扭紋包可是有著一道悲傷的背景故事呢！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE67164VEN
蕭樂黯然道。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5bQDZMW4D
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起初蕭鵝只是打算利用扭紋包的扭紋歪開話題，殊不知道蕭樂竟然能夠在扭紋話題上大肆發揮起來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XTQmKWEjt
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8sLnyrIoK
「扭紋麵包...也有自己的故事？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9GW6v99gx
蕭鵝停下咀嚼手中的麵包，一臉疑惑的看著蕭樂。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCM99SP7yY
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老婆餅、夫妻肺片、大馬站煲等等美食的典故他倒是聽過，但扭紋麵包的背景故事他完全並沒有聽聞過。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FFQ7f0G7F
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應該不會是有一名廚師某天遇上不如意的事，把心一橫將麵糰一扭再扭作洩憤之用，間接造就了扭紋麵包的誕生此般低級無聊的故事吧？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkItIz1ysA1
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「當然有啦！596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6cJFJeFV6
阿爸你知不知道甚麼是pain bescuit？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAk5iDbi5l
得悉父親竟然也會有不曉得的事情後，蕭樂說話的語氣變得異常的雀躍及振奮。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaOKiE92z9
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「你...剛才在說...法文？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidhTYjl9AM
蕭鵝聽得側起頭來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3maDM2P2Mi
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「沒錯。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEKEGsDgnb
在法文的語法中，bes等同於英文的bi，有著雙重的意思。cuit是烘焙，所以bescuit合起上來就是烘焙兩次的意思。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqyH6lkZXV
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH1Qv3DNKR
之於pain，法文裡頭並不是代表痛楚，而是麵包。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZPqXfarmR
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsdGdO0bwr
所以，pain bescuit就即是指烘焙過兩次的麵包。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvYMtZYy20
蕭樂津津樂道的作出解釋。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzKLGtu9xu
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jGyr5BbE3
「烘焙過兩次的麵包？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oFtg4g5MD
扭紋包是需要烘焙兩次的嗎？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gr6d8lYII
蕭鵝對此抱有極大的疑問。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJfaQUeUbM
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「當然不用啦！596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUixXqLXL1J
在十四世紀的航海時代，雪櫃還沒有出現，所以廚師們會多次烘焙麵包，把麵糰的水份通通蒸發掉，製造乾燥堅硬、不易變壞的pain bescuit供航海人士在船上食用！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6OAC4REPf
夢想是在船上生活的蕭樂，這些基本的航海歷史他自當然是滾瓜爛熟、一清二楚。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlv4QLG3wU
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「當年西班牙海軍艦隊的水手，每天均會獲發一磅海員餅乾和一加侖的啤酒呢！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUSOPGoUEW
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「唔，那麼pain bes…那麼海員麵包究竟與扭紋包又有甚麼關係呢？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5yGBhXBRb
眼見自己兒子遲遲未入正題，蕭鵝略然感到有點不耐煩。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFxo5xhlx5
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「關係可就大了！596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPsntgwdVq
海員麵包經過多次脫水後，味道變得淡而無味，水手們往往只能依靠泡浸牛奶、熱湯甚至是海水來吊味。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHAqHaod2z
蕭樂示意父親不用著急，好戲正在後頭。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogZaStkp5L
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oXOpwqTeg
「集航海與麵包事業於一身的丹麥國土裡，有一名叫哥本蝦巾的皇家水手實在是沒法忍受海員麵包的煎熬，偷偷攜帶著名的丹麥條、亦即是扭紋麵包上船作為自己的乾糧。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiTZlEObkY
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyn9mWJFlC
每一名皇家水手在上船前，均會受到嚴格的搜身檢查，確保他們沒法攜帶違禁品到軍艦之上。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlpa5Uhfuw
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m0eqblAx5
聰明的哥布蝦巾特此囑咐廚師以右旋的方式製作扭紋包，並在表面鋪上一層微細的白米顆粒，把扭紋包裝扮成船上常用的右旋粗麻繩，成功掩人耳目把鬆軟可口的牛油扭紋包帶到船上去。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37TrRV9ypD
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「哈，真虧他能夠想出這道計謀出來！596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGxPNLxJgL
到底他是多麼的嘴饞才能想出用扭紋包扮粗麻繩這道鬼主意？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK7W0JSTNK
蕭鵝搖頭苦笑，不知道應該是佩服還是鄙視那名哥布蝦巾的水手才好。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXTzgK6Ymz
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「又或者是海員麵包實在真的是太難吃，所以才迫使有水手想出這種投機取巧的方式吧！596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkM4fzC0uw
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzp6pQaFy1
有時候廚師們為了確保麵糰裡不含有任何的水份，更會特意作三次甚至是四次的烘焙處理，再也不是pain bescuit，而是好比石頭般硬的 pain quarcrit，強行咽下去真的是會很pain呢！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhwPGqWuES
蕭樂咬下手中的鬆軟朱古力扭紋包一口，靈感驟現的想出了一個很爛的中法英三合一笑話。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdInve1H0Q
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「唔...但你之前不是說右旋扭紋包的背後是一個非常悲慘的故事嗎？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcXW2YC3Gq
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3qdgBDklO
那個哥本蝦巾成功把扭紋麵包上船，成功把pain強行扭掉，這不是很好嗎？何來甚麼的悲慘呢？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu8te0i2ra
蕭鵝順著兒子的幽默感節奏，運用談笑風生的方式作出回應。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwujvVlmHI6
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