我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3weBTpa6Cj
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［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsAoO7dM7r
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我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5WPgIxMX2
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阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmT2o8slCg
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我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcUrzHaFG9
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楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFx7C6V09U
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我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6ayPsQZu0
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楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA7vaLLbp6
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希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡob8oiDfvcR
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楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTHOIASs5A
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我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKl91qHwBw
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希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXysqd7ZvH
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阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNts4sIv3D3
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希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREhG1G95MO
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阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOaTEF3kvV
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希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInHVABz6Z5
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阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMDBpn1nod
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希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoslNhKM60L
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阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZYQuLGpMo
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希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OidKsaROi
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阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Fh3dLkMm
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希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNpOHWptBX
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阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy2CCdBgtV
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希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy0JTDVCKI
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阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVlfpOXG6P
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希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1H0tx4INU
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阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYnoi77563
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希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CEZ10jLze
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阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEOW4Ae5QH
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希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhvrLrHXBJ
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阿妹：「因為溫差大。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6bu0I974h
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希逸：「唔係。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE6dU0NACo
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阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2ptxhGOpL
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希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uJHV1zuPE
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阿妹：「無聊。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmhuDv1GRH
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希逸：「無聊你又笑。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsUorJlsZw
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阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MyALC5nKz
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希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVyoT8KoQR
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阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mhE3NmVn8
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希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCBolFDYWz
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阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES03zJY2aG
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希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsQkY8Jvvi
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阿妹：「唔知呢？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ytAim4rcO
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希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWlFH9H2NF
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阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O9SRzW5s1
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希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d3PFyUZvR
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唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwqIONA5Au
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我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4t381rzAx
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希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQw2rPNb2o
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6Y3SEuw8i
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楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNEAkkHz4p
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希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh1tKkvspk
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阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6phPuT98MO
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我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62TGjUezcJ
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楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpmfhkv4fh
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我：「何以見得？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGtvlmBJ7k
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楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXdaWRyvjj
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我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXKFgv6PoF
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楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCm3ME4F3f
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我：「咁好啦！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYaxL0b3IJ
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我：「我返嚟喇！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mr4e4FiRy
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阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYziRK7WJzw
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希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqz2q47q9o
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我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXU7nB6loV
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阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXizb11ZMuP
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我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1E2xakdFv
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我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI14NqQVR2
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阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」363Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboT6gZSq2m
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