我:「起身喇!夠鐘返工喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKzc2AyG6Sz
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楚翹:「係嘅BB!」287Please respect copyright.PENANANcGHpGdtCo
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我:「咦!你今日靚咗喎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAXkLNm9iDLK
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楚翹:「咩叫今日靚咗!即係之前唔靚啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAtybJgm5Ofa
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我:「我嘅意思係今日靚過之前,我咁講其實係有原因㗎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAxXVXSMA5Rw
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楚翹:「係咩吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAaH4THshtmw
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我:「你估下。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAWb64doeUpT
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楚翹:「因為呢度好食好住?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAfDKqsUVCM9
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我:「呢度梗係冇你之前咁好食好住啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAPMtOg3abiY
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楚翹:「唔估吖!你開估啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANApbBVQbMJdB
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我:「你有冇聽過一個道理?」287Please respect copyright.PENANA6tzLrlsDlN
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楚翹:「咩道理?」287Please respect copyright.PENANA9CRM76Dg8d
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我:「近朱者赤,近墨者黑。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAanEx0a2d6X
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楚翹:「你條茂利係咪想講因為我黐住你呢個所謂「靚仔」嘅人所以靚女咗?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAQLydq4STrj
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我:「你真係聰明嘅啫!你而家日日跟住我,梗係越嚟越靚啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAANMMwSePf1
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楚翹:「你真係核突佬嚟!咁嘅屎橋都俾你諗到。」287Please respect copyright.PENANABS3RrvHk8L
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我;「屎橋佬配屎婆,掂晒!簡直係金童玉女啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANASj013DIy6b
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楚翹:「屎你條毛,我就梗係唔係屎婆啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKL8RzAM3ok
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我:「你係屎婆。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAgzMxTxpjkG
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楚翹:「我俾多次機會你,我係咩?」287Please respect copyright.PENANA0wae7GiTcH
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我:「屎婆!屎婆!屎婆!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAerKTrbyyHC
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楚翹:「食屎啦你!嬲吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA6AUxprldcz
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我:「你大人咁有大量,又點會嬲我呢?」287Please respect copyright.PENANA1LhIMZhvXH
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楚翹:「收皮啦你!本小姐係就係咁小氣㗎喇!你今晚做廳長啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAO8vH0blp8h
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我:「唔好意思,今晚要返工吖!同埋屋企有客房,唔驚。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAmg0HvhZXHr
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楚翹:「我要瞓你間房吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA0A7pZ2TWfV
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我:「我間房香啲咩?你唔同阿妹瞓,冇人同阿妹瞓㗎喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAlMEZsG2hIF
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楚翹:「佢有希逸啦!唔使理佢啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAAfCECJKN9k
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我:「我間房淨係容納屎婆咋喎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAYXovESiFC8
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楚翹:「哎!咁我難為啲!做住屎婆先啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAURRkyZAEDz
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我:「咩風將顏家大小姐吹到變屎婆吖?」287Please respect copyright.PENANABYjnMjKsnY
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!要同屎佬瞓,自己都要同化咗先。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA7QcNZZOHE2
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我:「都話你係屎婆㗎啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAkfRjILuqQT
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楚翹:「係喇!屎佬彥!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAIEPEhXN0dV
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我:「我哋刷牙、換衫執埋嘢就走喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA6hhAfkwlYZ
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楚翹:「咁早?我哋返7點喎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAZFKfp91JHJ
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我:「而家已經五點半喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAY1y3JkezTP
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楚翹:「乜咁晏㗎喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAoUipuoILyk
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我:「係吖!我哋玩完Outlast 2 都已經今朝7點啦!天都光晒喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAlfXZLN3IT1
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楚翹:「咁我哋拿拿淋刷牙換衫喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAyYdu7BPYm7
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我:「嗯!好啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA5RE6h7OJzG
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「咿咿」287Please respect copyright.PENANAyCWAfwKN9l
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一出房,見到希逸同阿妹坐喺梳化睇緊電影。287Please respect copyright.PENANAbN8IKty2pk
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希逸:「屎佬同屎婆出嚟喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAY2JJPBizus
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阿妹:「啲對話sweet到呢?屎佬屎婆喎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAV5X4vanwT0
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楚翹:「乜你哋聽到嘅咩?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAM6bbvnp7eh
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阿妹:「你哋講得咁大聲,聾嘅都聽到啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAYb9J2w7ecP
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我:「哎!要你哋食閃光彈㖭!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAtKsapYVepC
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希逸:「你哋唔係要返工咩?我哋ready好個肚去試你哋啲手勢㗎喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANACyKz7zqi77
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我:「楚翹B,我哋趁佢哋睇唔到,幫佢哋加料先。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAlQvjimZsZo
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楚翹:「好吖!加啲口水落去。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAENXsbv40oL
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我:「加埋鼻屎好唔好?」287Please respect copyright.PENANApwhhqoluSV
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楚翹:「梗係好提議啦!燒燶咗睇唔出。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAwCtPooN2OD
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希逸:「而家可唔可以取消booking?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAxPQN09JKWq
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我:「梗係唔可以啦!我哋預備晒啲食材㗎嘛!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAkia2Ue3Bp7
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阿妹:「我突然有啲驚阿哥整嘅餸,分分鐘可能加咗料㖭!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAjoi9lhJD97
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我:「講笑啫!我對食物咁執著,點會糟蹋啲食材呢!大家拿拿淋執嘢出發啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA6QQgq49QZG
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希逸:「係嘅!牛歡喜!我嚟喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAbahTMZSAbn
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我:「你好似好興奮咁嘅?」287Please respect copyright.PENANArFXijpW2Hg
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希逸:「人生第一次食呢啲嘢呀嘛!」287Please respect copyright.PENANALiPvX5B2XW
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我:「真心?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAbqif3qeUwi
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希逸:「呃你做咩吖?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAvJaaANABgZ
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我:「好彩!我都可以遲一日做舅父。」287Please respect copyright.PENANASLjSIC203R
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阿妹:「阿哥!你又講咩吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAoECvm9MSoI
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我:「有食唔食,罪大惡極吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAjMqYfUcnQj
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希逸:「咁你答我,你有冇食楚翹?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAnDTFHM8Og8
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我:「黐線!我哋都未ready!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ov2JTmdxW
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希逸:「我哋都未Ready啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAbismWyI1um
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阿妹:「我未滿16㗎!歐陽生。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAhkddDVR5q0
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我:「咁你哋ready,我都要ready做舅父喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA7Il7784vAn
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阿妹:「你擔心你自己先啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANACT1BhG8E10
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楚翹:「我ready做人媽咪㗎喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAanMhwGIi9g
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!都話你哋㗎啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKlubdCwSfQ
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我:「等經濟穩定啲先啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAUsl99yJkDi
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希逸:「書又未讀完,DSE又未考,咁快plan 定儲錢生B嚕!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAid5HFzaVCY
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我:「做人梗係要有計劃啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAnl6MaVJaY6
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希逸:「究竟係『做人』定『造人』呢?」287Please respect copyright.PENANADNJufYH5hK
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楚翹:「Why not both?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAdFygXVVAo3
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阿妹:「連楚翹都ready,阿哥你食啲補品補下佢喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKSgESzVhme
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希逸:「係要補下啲『子彈』,陣間唔得就麻煩嚕。」287Please respect copyright.PENANApW3GP1p4MH
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我:「希逸,做男人呢!就要負責任嘅,唔可以講就算數,亦都唔可以開空頭支票嘅。要承擔吖,知唔知?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAyFHEdPi9V1
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楚翹:「梗係啦!我就係鍾意你會承擔,係個好男人。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAsL8kehVuRc
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希逸:「浚彥兄同我講耶穌吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA4OhFD9uy8X
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阿妹:「希逸豬,你學嘢啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAcbjdCYVvDp
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAkR7xVbTQLP
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我:「又抄我金句,冇新意。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAcmt4ZgjPZ8
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大家喺希逸屋企收拾行裝之後,就浩浩蕩蕩咁出發返屋企……大家唔好諗衰嘢先,我哋唔係蛇王,我哋返屋企擺低行李,再搭lift落去返工啫。一上、一落,三分鐘都唔使啦!唔通慳返幾分鐘,擺背囊喺「燒夜店」咩,分分鐘返到屋企打開背囊,有太安樓馳名嘅巨型曱甴同埋好似隻貓咁大嘅老鼠做屋企嘅來賓,見到都會嚇到命都冇吖!287Please respect copyright.PENANAqLeBVAyOxX
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(待續 To be continued)287Please respect copyright.PENANATf11MrTsYa