我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzf0W3SZYt
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkwKAHEHQy
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCoGJvIdZV
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCuLe3ZZoK
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiu7SsM91e
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fvzFRNoPH
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfeNg8IhGq
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuWCf9ZIOf
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9FYXUorkJ
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyktFEVspxn
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAQVC2xloL
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老闆：「我會喎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAGPehAIY3
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OEoM6qz9D
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo8pxbfJWT
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskFXmaK0dk
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaxwswEQ2J
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMDNZX8alE
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBb9BzmqGF
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7anVTpY7J
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZqzwyotZi
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe01Glg87b8
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6VeZbnCQo
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX6URSXweE
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQNTaG1e3N
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0cusH9YAo
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuQJTKFDQC
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLly4eZCL8
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnieF2MdhAO
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKIFCfP5VW
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVFGZa22qS
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJLqkq8ZDV
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5pGRxZNqd
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjj6jD9W0P
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIZexqOayX
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcpHRyDhtL
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgmxlcY4px
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfF4sHt9T5
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94uIwCkmeR
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1IDac4u8C
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhyvN2Mv7m
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaOvqEjvLI
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGXuWMba5z
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxp6d4iFEW
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9OKjVaZxB
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ4GMPdQQr
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEmd2e7iZs
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzlPxfOK6K
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsStU0QsUBc
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我：「係靈活。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gOdsXso9Z
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbuYMmKMG5
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH5878ZBaD
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1dV0RH1xA
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm37fyKdvxt
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNkyUT53vh
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRRqMlLX66
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclzY6phWQW
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR5lKZ9S1I
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t81LeIgV1
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSf7pj7WVw
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3tl2HGBnW
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczMAsqhAcP
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJDsnjGqcf
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrjMztPDWF
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w1I8MBi7B
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jeei8970j
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6co2ZqlNo
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla8ecUgUMI
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6phSkNcDc
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY825xWeiAx
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARLdsKSK62
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楚翹：「流~德華。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64EH5xmw5s
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKryDFQI2G7
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8mZwHX6BZ
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6nar5dEeh
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGtEwUKxtZ
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69KXVAF0dN
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q4D5ot4wo
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKGVfr7Aty
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarmt8uRXpx
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0Mat4rDPD
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我：「牛津囉！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CAtI7MGxU
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6HiIBVYG0
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2abwv3uUp
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN4UIVxlAA
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReFU6CipPD
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFogZKbyiSp
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQYvVBLAhx
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdqsqnjssW
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSeYHyqYVd
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（待續 To be continued）
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