阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAn5CDJSVbs7
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAokPI0XHbp0
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」316Please respect copyright.PENANALsnLmmR221
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我:「好兄弟。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAIgPAKqBf2y
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA3JsCrhAgEV
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAdfz93VsWwk
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAUrCFvefVx7
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」316Please respect copyright.PENANATgRfYE7MiJ
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAdX9JaZPHz0
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我:「洗埋先準走。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAuC61xM2qHT
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAQN8jbSmM9g
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9Db8Afut92
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAuqv8CioDYN
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAaZIvzci0N4
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmk8P4iBsiO
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANARux1xxYWKR
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAsgujBzuZPw
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAEGv2vjlov4
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZiNjXUqZh
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA4oeFqoZd0x
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAIxmdZHHIcM
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6oWQAy7kn
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAnVvP6WrKfC
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAFENXAZHhEE
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAJRvgOlHRGv
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。316Please respect copyright.PENANAxciZmH8noL
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我:「你係咪未死過。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA1gMcghqk56
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAVOSiNUIe9k
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我:「擰轉身。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAYx5D9Tmb9I
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希逸:「做咩先。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAhDjktCJtbw
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我:「你轉咗先。」316Please respect copyright.PENANALa09qtJvAD
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」316Please respect copyright.PENANA0I7DSXCTCc
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmSmiOV7ezn
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAwoOqmucqXY
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」316Please respect copyright.PENANARp83Ibt4PT
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAPttCZuhDNA
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAUAcy57UTrU
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAgxzt1QZdUZ
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAlD7myafNWm
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAV8NBy8bZWJ
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAXlHPPfJYet
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAPXJsmR5Ndj
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAN2Gi4eqCZS
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAeS5X34rfe5
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANADLylCRglyO
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZCrhZeF11
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAsUTvc9TW49
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA2tL11QUzql
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAQy8FdWPlQa
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」316Please respect copyright.PENANADCEVNycckX
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA0n0AGDfomy
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAs7fod8cF5e
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAiDqkF0xUoy
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAiuxzPYiRZ0
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」316Please respect copyright.PENANATJsJVOSMYp
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAykBnfU1Bxj
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAP7ozwqNY5u
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAiEJtFb9CTk
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAtO30OJmCMH
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAV9Uc3kIkpM
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAuXkFOk5rU9
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAv8RK13Mqrl
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAB8ljJfKwSU
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAIIA9TsepfX
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAte1VgmVOdR
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9j0AWvtyNG
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAGCLno15ZHS
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAn6NKGpo8Za
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAxjN8hJ56Jb
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」316Please respect copyright.PENANA37uLXvmo16
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAbyuT5xroZ0
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAjAdedokQAI
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5Uqsfuh51
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAHuA97fpv2u
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAwmtuYrqFja
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9FAEI4QN3z
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAGoQcmy6cDu
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」316Please respect copyright.PENANABo2r1i39ym
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAAkQKahX7bP
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAjbyQdwqWQK
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAaND1OXcIgx
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」316Please respect copyright.PENANA93o1VCP7uh
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」316Please respect copyright.PENANAWhGrtWxRSw
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楚翹:「除非咩?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAlqazyjrLhH
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAfX3Ls4LzdY
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA3fou99N9nQ
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」316Please respect copyright.PENANAFvjzvDjMQj
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希逸:「大嫂好!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAHdPr2mFCiO
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAk4K9xwYxuO
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA3ysFssS7n2
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAOBYVK0bRGt
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」316Please respect copyright.PENANA3u1fshhUPL
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAnKi7jcIGEz
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAUI4Nc4MlZb
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAaFn9TfoPVF
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAPGxUasF8Sy
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」316Please respect copyright.PENANASzraao9niZ
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(待續 To be continued)316Please respect copyright.PENANA17lT9OswjG