阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWkw5dcOPZ
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox4u0c1Q8X
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsWxDJK9VW
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我：「好兄弟。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZAGqzUSSW
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuz298PTLV
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyixBuwGvrS
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZGhSU65V5
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKezTaLZ7q
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8155KpIlqA
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我：「洗埋先準走。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqRY44nENP
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFljJx6z7mZ
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR8g6DYsV4
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wlKsfNKQy
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAnowtwayx
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkGyTWDkCz
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW3s9sDPJo
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpS9ZIN2dV
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViqo7b4JHG
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FI2r9Q7p6
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA5cW8rUVh
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74Bs7eo78l
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkkUJwpDKa
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHfstLIJkr
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SS7qVfkOW
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP7koWCHQS
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJogPE1mDC0
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我：「你係咪未死過。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxs2i9Iui2
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeONoFwwkuF
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我：「擰轉身。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosLOHaZFfD
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希逸：「做咩先。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY3aOyL687
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我：「你轉咗先。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTreAwfOtKj
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlb201qTYb
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJQvJn2Lyi
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHKP31lAi2
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxRGdnnKIw
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtzsQOMMNQ
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26x0MkWZsJ
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN24MqyRtsP
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqyS6NdYLd
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FOsLnTMuV
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjLrQ7gtG7
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX97lFkfEK
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEOh9yioFa
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EjznFHNU6
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHOkrIbGm2
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcHUUNS4Iv
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw2C8q2pMm
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJkjopOt7b
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8IGFZ5Joa
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZnvUvGxkE
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGE2wENq1r
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgM8qRuz5U
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKCeNYkUKN
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWccZX6JCe
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS87VxfnlZ
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh6y8y4r6X
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFNNCj5le9
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsLZC2rar6
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTbiEJV3mX
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXNEoM1eAK
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRTlSx0z9W
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJTFNUUzjK
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDq82DrtYj
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzHDz75ERY
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGensHgsQ7k
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsxBsfch6U
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xt4Cdiydq
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuKhbWW16Q
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm84Ljhi5fg
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDRXQ9aleL
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU49OaT3UQt
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEMiFWj1nb
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU5pUHC8LQ
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp0OywA1WF
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S80gCk9qg
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9qW5dmiGf
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOuDrjTWeP
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N0FLxtVmv
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG4iFjBFkh
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSLPdzUIwy
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t2Jl4o3LS
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAOr8R2ing
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCA5f6JvFR
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楚翹：「除非咩？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlruRb91Wzk
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZnCUE8HrR
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr97N1xYkhF
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT8dOqjDt2
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希逸：「大嫂好！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq8Sj3qL3m
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPhq6oL8l9
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5mmdE9aG5
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATdMHbGGaq
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16aog3zlpY
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxk8oT7pAr
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw45WsjSj2
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQWd8zdHSR
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBDDicCjEq
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaIJaqSN7G
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（待續 To be continued）334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtR81e2ov6
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