希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAr4dIeBv12z
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAIn9M0iYymD
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA9SCaM2wqn8
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAuRw5QnDHz0
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAs22ztwe6go
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAogynhT00Tf
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」325Please respect copyright.PENANARULMaaOYnB
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAX1nwegxp8z
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」325Please respect copyright.PENANA4UUoqIIfO1
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAu279rItvHO
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」325Please respect copyright.PENANANn6WIfD7sL
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAQzXgwF9yci
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAE1kVCBJXIF
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAtyMnE4C6Qt
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAE53uZADzCP
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAuoxJbAW04Y
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希逸:「唔知吖!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAXCzF4p5ot4
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAZqQhrQurOf
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」325Please respect copyright.PENANAQoQHKFJvJP
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」325Please respect copyright.PENANA8XVlWatc4z
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAWas7NSj6uZ
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAPai7jOeCJf
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAXlyKUExALH
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAviSNVGAlf1
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAJlUWDLX6ya
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」325Please respect copyright.PENANApEJZBsGzrh
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAT801Q9z3nN
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」325Please respect copyright.PENANA0xik7OV0jp
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAWDeuMb1I2c
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAPsEj0ajhW0
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」325Please respect copyright.PENANABoXfLQLFOs
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAmJmGhoeCs0
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAVQrzXoWZDR
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAgwPIUXiz4m
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希逸:「重犯一號。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAQieyCBSP6U
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA60nfsxntFG
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAytR4sB3PWX
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」325Please respect copyright.PENANASq65t1ynyw
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAlalzSL9Gzm
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANA1x1ADKxWTj
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAzumerDFqaq
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA4qf5H4TEmh
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAmr2BkGskk5
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」325Please respect copyright.PENANA5BirVQY39U
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAUGQkmqXrrt
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAODwv6EUd7P
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAVBEMeLSTXd
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我:「咁而家呢?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAZeJGcK5jLr
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。325Please respect copyright.PENANAo0ASY6u8cp
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA2hujUZ4zA5
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAjuSQVtcPRc
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希逸:「好閃吖!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAtu6KyOHuAl
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAOMMYwmqYyI
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANA194t17iDGM
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAGWxs5VUHOK
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAx2Cwi524JZ
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAwPmkd4uvCi
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAWdfeFF3LQf
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAN7yzyreQJv
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAQiaslt2trd
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAtTK0zdQbZq
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANATts5G9rkty
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAO0FnwIVFwd
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」325Please respect copyright.PENANALKUnMDWXzm
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」325Please respect copyright.PENANArCr2bm7Yks
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」325Please respect copyright.PENANA3yu1CeBBfG
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA633lz2kdJM
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAaShzGbhQiW
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAupWMk104DD
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAQhAbyTgghy
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」325Please respect copyright.PENANADPXTGUC19f
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」325Please respect copyright.PENANADGgsREhRkS
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAewXRJNH1kH
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」325Please respect copyright.PENANADIyMz9MoAR
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAIZlGkpcACC
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」325Please respect copyright.PENANA7jwAqg0joG
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA8Z2aiRk6iy
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」325Please respect copyright.PENANAS6KToqCUXo
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA1hO437zupa
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA1juOrmRncp
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAgNxKuKBp7L
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」325Please respect copyright.PENANA4rp8ioaCF9
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANA3weYbzWmxl
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」325Please respect copyright.PENANA6j6xstsTeF
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAXD05hmTtAY
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAFBFNzSarGS
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]325Please respect copyright.PENANAa3Y6CG4rJl
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(待續 To be continued)