「好喇，埋位食飯喇。」開心既收禮環節已過，送禮既孫輩都冇一個好似送禮勤咁樣俾人糟質，大家都順順利利咁樣過到一關，唯一可惜左少少既只有Kitty個下畫蛇添足。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0PEIK0IZ4
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而對於分位坐呢樣食團年飯其中一樣最重要既事情，當然唔可以馬虎。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShHU2afbYZ
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咁多年黎婆婆左右分別係長子大舅一家同埋得到萬千寵愛於一身既媽子，然後再開去就係我地一家拍住阿姨，細舅一家拍住大舅。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2LyEUg3hk
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咁多年黎我隔離坐開既多數會係老豆再加阿均呢個combo，但係今年因為多左兩位新加入既成員同兩張櫈後，係坐位上面已經有左唔細既變動。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9RWKyynMK
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婆婆最先入座，然後大舅一家、細舅一家同埋阿姨都坐左埋去，阿樂既女朋友Kitty坐左係阿樂同大舅母之間。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJjESIuDJP
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而正當我都準備埋位時，媽子突然拉左拉我衫袖，然後笑笑口咁望住婆婆：「媽，不如俾阿雅坐係你隔離？你唔係話想搵佢傾兩句多謝下佢幫左你手咩？」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT41USIZj7
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屌，媽唔好玩呀！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNKVBfT0Zc
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見住媽子自以為事咁作決定，準備推住Tiffany上婆婆身邊受罪，我立即欺身上前：「一陣食完飯都可以慢慢傾架姐，媽子你咁耐冇同婆婆坐低傾下計，你坐喇！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w2vPoXX2k
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「我想見呀婆婆日日都見到喇，人地阿雅難得先黎一次！」媽子問都唔開人地意見就推左仲有啲慌既Tiffany埋婆婆身邊。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8sjQIAlaz
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見住媽子好似已經將Tiffany當正我地屋企人，我心入面有少少突兀既感覺。大佬，女朋友都會散喇，更何況人地根本唔係我真女朋友，係我出錢請黎扮架咋！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fW4DnjmLb
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「你坐埋黎喇妹妹。」婆婆一鎚定音，我都只可以啞子吃黃蓮，係隔住Tiffany幾個身位既位置坐低，冇得同佢係食飯時好好交流下。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuN1CHnqSp
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「你叫做阿雅？」婆婆收起身上個陣霸王色既霸氣，露出和藹可親既笑容問道。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIigSQZc4H4
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「係阿，我叫做曦雅，晨曦個曦，優雅個雅。」Tiffany自我介紹。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbg0gDNhsK
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「個名幾好聽呀。」婆婆讚道。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWkwloUts5
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「幾有詩情畫意！」媽子都點點頭認同。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCB9PGQBSd
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「．．．」望住我老母同我老母個老母兩人係到點評緊我「掛名女友」既名字，我發現原來鍾意一個人，連佢個名都可以讚一輪．．．980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzjJMCK6vX
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「睇黎呀Tiffany個名咁有意思，又做義工心地善良，一望就知係出身書香世家喇！」細舅母突然又插一咀。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO0J1yxg3i
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呢個時候我見到Tiffany既臉色突然變到有啲灰白，佢同我都估唔到居然會有人痴線到第一次見面就要查家宅。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCboRSBGBaz
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巔峰時期既細舅母真係乜都做得出。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YCHIymGau
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我心入面都有淆青，對於Tiffany其實我真係咩都唔知，除左知道佢係大學生之外，基本上佢真實到底係點既人、做過咩、有冇男朋友、屋企人係點，我都一無所知。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2f620up86
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對於呢一條令到佢hard feeling既題目我好唔鍾意，但同時都有少少期待，希望進一步了解下呢個敢言敢做既女仔到底係咩一個人。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lCVzRLE6A
「唔係既．．．我屋企係普通家庭姐。」諗起屋企，Tiffany好似有少少失落同倦態咁，但都勉強笑住口回應。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlSvfUXLFN
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對於屋企呢兩個字，佢好似同我有好多唔一樣既體會咁。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzCwumfV1M
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「岩既，如果真係咩書香世家，洗鬼去做飲食咩～」阿樂女朋友Kitty自以為細細聲咁講。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbbKPPdR97
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聽到呢句說話我心底有股無名火，對於Kitty呢種成日睇狗眼看人低既港女，我已經決定要同佢提前三日開開年。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgZW7Uz9ng
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「做飲食業又點？我女朋友自己搵自己洗，連我俾既錢都唔肯要，唔似得啲人開口埋口就要人照顧佢養佢咁！」我直接大大聲講出口，人地搵交嘈，唔通仲要我要乖乖挨打？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHUxojKNXy
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一直以黎以好脾氣著稱既我居然會大大聲咁同人有衝撞，令到所有人都有少少驚奇，大舅直接用不滿既眼光怒視阿樂，好似唔滿意個仔居然帶左個咁樣鍾意無事生非既女朋友上黎。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpzYDSU76m
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阿樂見到大舅既視線後直接叫Kitty收聲，呢位唔知自己已經俾大舅係list到踢走、對於做少奶奶仲抱有希望既ig女神就咁耷低頭認衰。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqnXSnFuCW
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「嘩，估唔到你今日會咁。」阿均用住好似望異類既眼神望住我道，而阿茵就直接俾左個like。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8biJZkePru
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「阿麗，人地第一次上黎食飯唔好問長問短。」對於孫輩既事，婆婆冇咩理，大舅點教仔婆婆唔會叉一手，但係細舅母呢種唔理人感受既「交尻流」方式著實係令到婆婆唔多鍾意，直接出聲叫停。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotPJDmxy5k
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「係既媽．．．」細舅母直接死死氣認錯。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qGqJ3RBK9
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「好喇，起筷食野喇，唔係再滾落去啲野淋哂就唔好味架喇！」媽子、阿姨同時出黎幫手定定個場，希望令到而家呢個尷尬氣氛散去。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNmsVUnvC2
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「嗯，食野。」婆婆講道。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsWOPD1Mdf
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而呢個時候我仲未注意到Tiffany望向我既眼神，好似有少少唔同左。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjjokUWSIy
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啲人成日講話大學係一個社會既縮影，我覺得又冇錯既，大學好多時會比中學功利左好多，畢竟一班柒撚濛濛既中學雞都開始變做成人，而ocamp可以話係大學既speed dating，而re-u食飯都係必然既一種活動。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjuWuABYN3
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好多時一餐簡單既聚飯就可以睇得出大家唔同既大學圈子既地位，同時都可以見到大家未是既影子。大學既世界仔係社會上不可或缺既刷鞋精，學霸係未來指點江山既大老闆，女神就係未來成為大老闆們後背既女人，只有毒撚始終如一，仲係毒撚。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDGKI4kebN
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而食盤菜可以話係家庭ver既re-u，簡簡單單一個盤菜就可以展現出每個人係家族入面既地位，家族既金字塔完美咁呈現係我地現前。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7JPJ141Th
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見住立於家族最頂點既婆婆夾左兩隻鮑魚，分別放左係大舅同姨丈個碗到，我地就可以知道呢兩位人係僅次於婆婆既話事人，畢竟兩位都係而家成屋最搵到錢既人，係社會上都有番少少地位。雖然係婆婆面前兩個人都好內斂，但係出面人地稱呼開佢地都係乜總物總，一個係開公司做大判頭、一個就係大陸搞廠搞到風山水起，兩個人既成就使到佢地地位最高。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4fpWbE9iG
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而接落黎第二層就係同輩既老豆、大舅母同細舅，呢一層係中流支柱，支撐住每個家庭既重要人物。老豆好辛苦咁頂起我地頭家；大舅母平時除左幫大舅打點頭家，仲要幫手管下公司既事。不過其實細舅父單單係頂住細舅母呢隻mean精就已經好值得我地敬佩。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOHzgBlWlg
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而第三層就係負責做家庭主婦既阿姨同細舅母，兩位都係持家有道既女性。阿姨教出左兩個入到港大既仔女，教仔女有一套好方法。而細舅母．．．我就不予置評了。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiHD0gydlx
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而第四層就係我地呢班孫輩人物，雖然我、阿均同阿樂都已經二十有幾，但大家係老一輩佢地眼中仲係未大既小朋友，一日成未家立室，都只會係呢一層徘徊。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wiUOGSWir
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咩話，你話點解少左媽子？我老母可以話係規則外既存在，想夾咩就落筷，食飽唔想食就負責係咁夾野俾其他人。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x5RsCzi0V
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大家都唔在意媽子既行為，成個家族同輩入面最落魄既佢，地位反而係最超然，有時我都想知點解會係咁，但一直都冇勇氣問下婆婆，點解佢會咁寵媽子。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9iY7VIm7n
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而今次除左媽子，仲有個超然既人物。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISXRfIUKA9
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婆婆夾完俾兩位對住家族射大水喉既舅父同姨丈之後，夾左舊鮑魚俾tiffany，然後笑住同佢講：「食下飽魚呀，富富貴貴，大吉大利呀。」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHBDoz0ldl
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然後又係每個長輩碗入面夾左髮菜：「發財發財，新一年呢，你地就搵多啲，不過唔好唔記得屋企人！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVp54ijDEO
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最後婆婆又夾左堆生菜俾所有人，特別望左望細舅母同埋Kitty講：「食下生菜，記住做人要和和氣氣，唔好成日同人嘈，和氣先生到財。」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28d69fRg3d
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第一輪夾完餸之後，就到自由環節。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC07QxkWF10
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而分出家族地位既最大功用係咩？除左係為左定好一開頭起筷順序，仲有一個最重要既原因。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnjkF5rPbe
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好多人會以為係咪廢事人夾你又夾，冇大冇細呀？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5M9KWuR7i
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少年，你太年輕了。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQeIzBz8OT
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錯喇！！！！你地錯撚哂呀！！！！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKjK3YEgVu
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食左咁多年團年飯既人應該都清楚，係最低層既人永遠唔會話冇野食。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25e6e0TJPP
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佢地只會係好多野食，好多野食，同好多野食呀！！！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNYhzm49JD
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「黎，食多隻鮑魚喇，明仔！有益身心！」姨丈對住我笑。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI4HCTOq1q
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我點點頭，食左隻鮑魚。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRYIQN0p4c
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「黎，海參都唔錯，阿均、樂仔、明仔，拎隻碗黎！」大舅笑得好瀟灑。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM0wCQyNJk
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「冇錯喇！後生仔有氣有力，食多啲！」細舅對住我地三個微笑。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDnwcpkFqY
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而咁叉大兜盤菜永遠都會有一大堆野剩落黎食唔哂。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCZFoa7DPl
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呢個時候就係我最痛恨中華文化既一瞬間，婆婆會話浪費野食唔吉利，新正頭如果就咁浪費，新一年會冇運好行。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgrxjxjHDD
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咁剩低既野食會點呢？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGLxjw3TnE
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你估下啲野食去俾邊呀？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGHAucjyw7
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俾你估下呀。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxprgv6oae
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一、班長輩話飽，俾左我地後生既食980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTQROHgXci
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二、阿茵因為減肥食唔到，夾左俾我食980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2GChYcv44
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三、阿均話根據讀左咁多年書學到既知識話人食八分飽先係最好，夾左俾我食980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIl0pMkSKL
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