醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDNdMpICBu
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZEiDxUsi3
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pODN6Kwdt
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuPtrazbJm
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ8gKXhKAf
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喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkn5ysarIi
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吊頸都要透氣架！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aIflyYlGc
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBi7BzViDK
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWihjExcIdO
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！？？？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf6eluOqwU
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqbamGdnt1
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6svmO7pCA
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3OuXQkY8Q
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2YKgpbGpy
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「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFOgE1GK3W
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「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1iJJWK2o7
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSwiX1XJb2
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「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ka9wfMzDY
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「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx8Un5SN9k
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22oGxcoDfn
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「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74UGu18mzT
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「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbc1hACewB
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佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwQeMKLTBa
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsSz4VUhKp
「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrDkZBSH1l
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIsSWOWWF8
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLiwIkekap
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「真係會黎．．．？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qIlBvZAmX
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiIpc1D35D
「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkzARhbL6M
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZBgJ2g6in
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVDJFTuk3p
只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IckKotmWU
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGsK5F6BcW
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEyfqpOGwb
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaJspOgGmX
「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDo9gabA9T
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI4E52r48c
「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGN4ULtwkp
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教練，直球！！！直球！！！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHVk5RMwPg
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNirHlY7R5q
「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqY38MHA7X
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QHqn7hJdK
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFKt6ifMxL
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咕———741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83mZJU4n2m
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhDj8q6YWx
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYqR32BVxT
「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCTE3ztT1a
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcChK6khlPO
「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3oRWdXI3O
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabUzHkkCN4
「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9iYxMgGgk
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiemuSxOlsx
「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth6P83vXvD
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd4OJ2mzkx
「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON7Zxkn5wP
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EBUMy2gOw
「乜你一直留意住架？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy97LYPfIb5
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ90jJG1lln
「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k9BbAiTzI
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KTvDN00dk
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyqLC4MgPP
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「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8G7fEhuYe
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEmEX9IqIW
「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDHK0OfxJl
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj3jlbu3c3
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMymcATJaqZ
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHceYVjvWi
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGGBOVIw4U
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzx6NwdVzl
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEVk5g5ce4
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqh3yN9GFC
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQGY5cxIGN
初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wRIGaX2AL
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXB5fwuw6z
「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJwT9cXYpb
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNGLDaSFwx
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeHQilNAL4
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjJLz8d13R
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyIoRobudQ
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「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93l3DGazzx
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「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLXQTqUcL0
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「我要麥旋風！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61YqAaZWge
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魅力沒法擋～741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2b1Y8PMdr
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「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNsy50XeiQ
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqic088Kfz
「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppzkkEQWTH
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「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1ULS9igAJ
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「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ylP3BfLLZ
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xMKShY8Uz
就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIPODYypQ0
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEauOu5EsQ
呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNQ7lZitZq
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoGEHGTU1D
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWSNBLdciM
新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofFuKist01
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兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GHTwsD8AT
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEMjDcYSe5
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保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4TglE6dmK
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保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qwJj79eP0
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h0UvlHgXa
741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dyfrJA2oL
而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU6S5UsoTX
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順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LM4jBgyfw
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阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LJ3M1iais
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ85PuAXEO
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俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZVygUuaSK
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好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKBhisJXSN
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6joTyDqkmo
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貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bsef6cfYK
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwQFkYRepf
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YkoczxLZk
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打啤？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO9vMgZpFr
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR58MaPDda
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYALG0EtV1
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9XOh0BH9U
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或者，我地可以一齊打下機？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡverfLLp06A
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y6Ch51JXp
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係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh81vfwUrkT
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係啵，仲有你！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76vtxnabtm
