醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J3ljrAvHl
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xB8DBcsas
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqZb6Tqu5V
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpO0aXoImu
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAhDlhD7m2
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo0vhwVh5f
喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlzoAlJWoZ
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRsjZf1SbY
吊頸都要透氣架！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElq6Tm7tCH
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaEDA0RwD8
只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3vgBq6tNB
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2qnKTOYMZ
只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP6LAc4o4c
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QrL3nBo7X
！？？？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyQpJf8Da8
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQszShKRcAK
唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZOaKhy3nT
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIBugtB2Ua
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDsfbYVjFr
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDFhPQllMh
係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpB7ufKMLh
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVNTmIFbm6
「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorbAbsi0O9
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesnQaa7kWd
「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVusuJaSZ2
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64KpyG6Ysl
「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowfYardSzZ
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNBZZchjVQ
「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2bsNCSbeT
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p75aiWw2F
「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG6Uz4T8IE
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFn8B6ljoK
我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2LECath8X
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuzAMn6LcZ
「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugr1oyfJIX
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszuUo1KoSz
「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYXUGqKO8F
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDypt2N1CWb
佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cnb5AkByO
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTJcqi4oqy
「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa0Ez3oonz
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9NH7gGxmr
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RhHQi1fl0
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0yudbP9pk
「真係會黎．．．？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNOP0zIBgo
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasVE7k2msv
「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHr2Iq24Jq
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuPCRsfNnn
順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK49b6zE1q2
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQORbkZv9H
只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXwE6ps1vU
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt10nFzhbf
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEDcTSA5Ak
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyQA0HVCdN
「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicXKrdHEMI
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIKbNtFEf8
「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx3CChT0uQ
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EvwDL0xuo
教練，直球！！！直球！！！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAUqOjOQUw
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFGRxRIBkS
「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDs5G0x0f5
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmNX9WGGmO
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4C3rU9HEY
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWxHspWi4f
咕———710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bPBu1awuF
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStjZ0nkz7f
睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK8FEaW2GJ
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj8Iw1VdvO
「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7JMWEVq7q
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofYP3Tq4gZ
「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiefphHdC4b
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IWZYFmgN5
「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDLkpJd2h0
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtlJIeuBXt
「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA5zzp8vrK
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UyFrhaSxf
「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmorJ3NK1ys
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3CfjCffyE
「乜你一直留意住架？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYfGAAD1sS
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97UsIgivQO
「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0mDho0Zr2
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhZvkzHMEv
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGV3bONXHH
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc35Ac5XNE1
「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9IogG6pD0
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHZWRKIL3T
「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus08ttVmVl
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yXH7kRtQh
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd38onP8btv
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyElzwskQW
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLmyo4LL1K
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhocMQIYMB
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMLBZz3YYk
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnzfdsJ40n
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x0Dv8oXYI
初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKAOrIutcg
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjbzxVr0Hj
「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnQeYTrFay
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Uc529kOG6
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK3zN3Mvz1
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FW4gTJVHm
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsE1NHMeqc
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzzpRkybnA
「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehskveD3Rb
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFqnzXOoKo
「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQdu8QdOlw
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i3v6iznGn
「我要麥旋風！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoja2zhb3q
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魅力沒法擋～710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGNRY4X6qZ
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs2XZp4U0s
「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMTrtJhB0M
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrd3welvp0
「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH02jwmL6E
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1LhSj8XD7
「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtDigsiXBP
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrErC3rIx6
「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1SpndrNJa
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aOF0bTtz2
就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGYfjhV4oV
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxWBrQJ7Z1
呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeHC0YeyQW
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KtBUtxxDD
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSqJEsWH1y
新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMtRUmLjQr
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoAxWogrSN
兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq4EP7WogW
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav1vfFnRC5
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvnQi1LM4d
保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8sugl28Mw
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwuFU12OZG
保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJsWjqoNZh
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreMbmmqeN9
而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXr7a2EE08
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rbJ8tHyiv
而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckTB6GsKVH
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEfWt12LEe
順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeSSgjH4Li
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRAwML7J6t
阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPjPNBonbE
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyciGRuLTa
其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MA8jgd6j4
710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALFrYOD6mw
俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjK58pExrl
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好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2FWPZr6Wx
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVeXwwwqJK
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貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFecImJr2Yk
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l3ZkuzXAm
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIxzuy7GTR
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu4nxau9u8
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFYHSkQZAv
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTEmeiE9Uq
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7cK0zzw4T
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係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GLUzfqOGb
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