收拾好之後我地都落左去坐車出發。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUioYRlCabX
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今次既司機都係各位叔輩既人，除左阿均係例外，佢係而家我地孫輩中唯一一個有牌既人，而且都揸左有幾年時間。而後尾有報既阿樂就衰左路試，所以暫時只可以眼甘甘咁望住人地揸車。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd2XmnuQ3o
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTplrKTq1Uo
對於車既野我真係冇研究過，畢竟對於我呢種小窮撚黎講呢啲唔係必需品，而係要每個月都洗好多錢去維修既奢侈品，屋企人雖然話唔介意我養，但係我明白做人嘛要識得取捨，多兩舊錢黎食下野打下機仲爽。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPu390rLlc
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但係對於阿均同阿樂呢兩位家境富裕既子弟黎講，撚下車都係生活態度，係一種冇得取代既樂趣，至於係唔係代步既好工具佢地一早已經WFC。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunBGwqCfyS
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而我地十六個人，岩岩好分左四架車，同往年一樣。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas7zeevVdq
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阿均、大舅、細舅、姨丈。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUwl84NoIn
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUmMqZrDvu
大舅個架當然就係車左自己一家人再加埋個女既女朋友。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV0VXn0dXg
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lBJhPRRZ5
細舅個架唔洗講當然要係一家人，再加上婆婆，同往年一樣用黎震住細舅母。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYAKDurt89
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姨丈個架就係阿姨再加上我父母。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvhJoIYlaZ
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8ADH0Htnl
阿均呢架囉，當然就係兩兄妹再加埋我，今年搭多個Tiffany。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIz5jF0jJt
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq7NzkKJhV
對於眼神中惺惺相識既兩位雀友，我選擇左無視佢地呢種「識英雄重英雄」，差在未飲結拜細既氣氛，然後上左車先。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL4ZartUz7
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4WHZ0NOwR
阿茵坐左係副駕位，所以我同Tiffany兩個人終於叫做有機會拍埋一齊坐下。阿茵上車後直接合埋眼休息，岩先打牌的確係花左大家唔少精力。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyjDbhCJf4
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而Tiffany都好似好攰咁靠在係位上面抖抖。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzqAhWFv8o
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sAq7wTh2L
岩既，話哂尋晚點幾兩點佢都仲應緊我IG，然後今朝又要一早起身同我去買野，之後直踩到而家，係人都會覺辛苦。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ktVQHFdfa
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一坐低之後，阿均開始播起歌黎，有時我覺得佢既品味真係好廣，算係一個矛盾集結體。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrJHxFcSGS
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本章節請播放以下歌曲伴用更佳：787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeIN4Fp3zI
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佢songlist入面既英文歌多數係咩queen、beatles、rolling stones、eagles，想當初中學個時我會鍾意queen都係因為佢既原因，就咁睇會覺得佢好old school，好有品味。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboMvTudwb2
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但係又會有家陣俾人唾棄既baby~baby~baby~OHHHH同埋一眾比較pop既歌手。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA66yg2vpVX
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至於廣東歌，除左佢最like既學友同哥哥，仲有華仔、醫神同埋古怪基，就咁睇係咪覺得佢又係好有taste呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeICOZOP3KU
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點知家陣我地一上車，佢播既歌係———787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBZU9qV9BQ
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怪雞既電子音。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyUMVkvW0z
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FOUR787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyRjIukolG
THREE787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfEdPJTgY4
TWO787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7C8roKwNQ
SKYYYYYY~~~787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQWxfON1DO
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阿均爬過人地頭。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF0YnwSChz
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繁星已睡 騎警已睡 狂風再共 街燈暢聚787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhzThPAKkB
黃燈有罪 紅燈有罪 聯黨結隊 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v16HDmwzq
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表演壯舉！！！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH48BwQ80t
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阿均係條限速50既路上開撚到應該有80。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp1eN117hg
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U4wg45UY3
到呢段rap既時候佢居然可以跟埋一齊rap！？但其實我聽到既只係拔萃式既rap，屌你屌你屌你屌你老母屌你老母陳庭佳～～～787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39leVSoB1H
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bWb7NcNEr
「大佬，揸車可唔可以專心啲！」見到佢異常興奮地唱住歌同痴線佬開車法，我個心離一離，懷住驚慌既心情叫住阿均。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3x3Y7dB5k
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSkRNeNYSu
兩位女士的確夠犀利，居然可以係咁既情況下仲安睡到。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh0FiLtI9f
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwLXVmp8t9
「唔洗驚！我手車不嬲勁，記唔記得我地去日本機鋪時你俾我拋低左幾多個圈呀？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx82jYTvUT0
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大佬你炒車事少，家陣我坐埋係你架車事大呀！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kRGjGus1L
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTk17L6Tj6
「頭搖又尾擺飄移境界！不想放大只想放大被放大！！！」阿均依舊哼住歌踩油，當初趁summer去外國寄住左一排，開慣鬼佬車既佢係香港呢種地方都依舊係咁不羈放蕩。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQtvtn5h2Q
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwFd21w8mJ
係限速80既地方，佢又開到百尻幾，架車仲要郁一郁。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGdPQSGgVO
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gqP5CV9Z3
而係擺一擺個時，Tiffany居然成個人唔覺意挨左埋落我到。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSlYFYYrg2
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4tBwyagc6
「呀．．．」我都係唔忍心叫醒已經熟睡既佢。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtlW0sYMwA
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvazmVPTxY
突然間我又唔係咁憎老表呢種痴線佬開車法。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Bx7AYqBaL
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgzYaQexNQ
阿均，其實你手車都唔錯。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxJ8hAEfik
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWrRWyzmUx
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787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGmUQFYnp5
我地既目的地其實並唔遠，灣仔某酒店，所以好快就到左，同Tiffany咁樣相處既時間好似仲有啲意猶未盡。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ixGDJGmkY
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLPUCzSigC
我叫一叫醒左佢，只見佢發現自己原來一直靠係我膊頭訓左居然有少少唔好意思，怕羞咁道：「唔該哂。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMLv9r3lS8
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn4iErZy2s
今日應該總共有七圍，婆婆呢一系就會坐兩圍，剩低個啲都係遠房到冇我再遠既親友，係個種我叫唔出名，甚至連佢係我既咩輩分都分唔清既人。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRvrQYdjEk
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每次去到之後我既任務都係好簡單，跟住父母教既輩分做複讀機重複咁樣叫人，然後俾班友仔輪住鞭，最後埋尾食飯。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfOogPJTms
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但我知道今日個rundown會唔同左，因為我已經變得更加強大。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcVRzn7q9t
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MJpZe2Qw5
講就咁講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrTaflOTX0
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雖則今日準備好左，但係對住呢班咩都問得出口既痴線遠房親戚，我都係仲係好不安，但係握住Tiffany隻手向前行一個刻，我話俾自己知。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30tZ6mJCVk
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畢寄明，你係得架。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgzjPVreCf
今日成個林氏總共擺左七圍，大舅同表舅［舅公既大仔］出左最大個份錢同力，每年一次既聚會佢地緊係要搞得好好睇睇喇。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNZiup61ha
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另外個五圍既人分別係姨婆［婆婆家姐］個一系、大叔公［婆婆大弟］個一系、二叔公［婆婆二弟］個一系，仲有舅公［婆婆阿哥］個一系。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcNY9IWYSX
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屌，如果冇左個括號我相信你地都唔會搞得清呢啲係咩黎。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptlWJUh86W
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF4L5mMdvG
你問點解冇呀公個邊既人？當初呀公同婆婆轟烈既愛情係以入贅林家做結局，係當年個種咁重視名份既時代，好難唔搞到斷六親。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2EyBR9gWK
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大家慢慢開始入座，眾人都各自坐左一圍，係得我地呢一系同埋舅公個系比較多人，各自坐兩張。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPUHfiD5DK
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呢班好年都唔見一次既親戚一見我地黎到，就衝哂出黎好好問侯大家一番，佢地明白一個道理。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesRhTO0Cmd
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有朋友自遠方來———787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvmX5UW7ms
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必先苦其心志，勞其筋骨，餓其體膚，空乏其身。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gVPplYd92
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遠房親戚個個都知道我係命中就懷有大使命既男人，個個都準備幫我手好好成長到個種古時心懷大抱負既好漢子咁。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFWoUwFQJZ
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佢地不停問東問西，指出我不足之處，要求我改善，係差在唔會衝上黎係我背脊刻埋「精忠報國」四隻大字，有時我覺得佢地比媽子仲要關心我既近況。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIxGz9zwwk
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhQOxpvpjG
不過今日因為我用左兩張保命既金牌「番緊工」同埋「Tiffany」，我第一次感受到自己原來係可以咁充滿力量，成功使到佢地節節敗走。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I1tUvtTUh
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哼，輕鬆！！！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsSVEDGkze
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正當我地成班後生仔以為過左骨，準備跟住父母入席坐低之時，我地大家感覺到一股氣係到逼緊埋黎！！！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKw7oGm9ds
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BI0aW74KZ
呢種感覺自出世後我體驗過無數次，係呢五年間先開始少左。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOxfqsOnf5
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唔知大家有冇聽過人類有所謂既第八感？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN7NuqIxLT
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXpgdPAM77
人類基礎五感相信大家都知道係咩，第六感就係比較玄既超感官知覺，第七感就係對於時間流動既知覺。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmkwl1iSnz
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIyvpGSVj0
而第八感係人類小宇宙中比起生命之源仲要高一層次既感覺，直指人類生命起源點既空間感觀！！！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCpzmEWXE3
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咁都唔明？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtVtdl6TWA
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咁樣我只可以建議你去睇下聖鬥士星矢，不過家陣就算喇。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOEUy37cRO
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而係我轉身既一瞬間，我感覺到成個場地之間既氣壓好似變得好沉重。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU88mu4rf8f
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望一望身邊既阿茵同阿樂，佢地就黎連冷汗都標埋，而最平穩既阿均都露出左震驚既表情。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn8CedDW2e
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpHMbekoyZ
「無可能架，佢地呢家人唔係一早移左民架咩！」年紀最細既阿茵已經把持唔住，俾恐懼佔上左心頭，當年年紀比較細既佢已經有左心理陰影。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUTiJbdX2l
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU31W6i3Yle
「佢地唔係個時雨傘個時走左佬去英國架咩！」我隱若間有啲記憶。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2OWNF14zc
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfPHTUUnPm
「冇錯．．．所以家陣我地面前既野係幻覺？」阿樂望住個四個人，好似見到啲又虛又幻既野咁。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKEXhfhWry
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuASmZKQ44s
「唔係．．．佢地．．．番左黎！」阿均望住行緊入黎既表叔一家，好肯定咁答道。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxcdtIkVeu
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見住老遠都要番黎拜年既表叔一家正慢慢行近我地，大家既身體都繃一繃緊，大家清楚知道將會發生咩事。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW2xT8pmAx
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自古都有講，有朋自遠方來——787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7WgaLNPVg
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非奸即盜。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRBKogBTO8
