兩家人飲茶食飯間閒談幾句，時間就過左去，大家食飽飲夠後就咁離開左仲係好擠逼嘅茶樓。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDZcPqtKIY
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因為時間尚早，所以信佛嘅媽子同埋姑姐都決定去拜一拜求個安心，保個平安，因此我地兩家人都冇得走甩，要跟住兩位大女人出發去到黃大仙。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwXYM3bSt5
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媽子聽左玲玲姐嘅神算之後知道今年我豬年犯太歲，更加係千叮囑萬提醒，要我一陣唔好尻流流，就係我係唔信任何宗教，但係都要懷住呢乒「敬鬼神」嘅心去參拜，唔準將呢啲野當係玩意。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4y2MYmirF
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黎到黃大仙廟後，媽子同姑姐例牌自己跑左去搞拜祭嘅野，而表姐表妹兩個人都跟住一齊去要上多柱香。女人嘛，唔知點解就係會迷信少少。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJV635Jgg9q
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而老豆同姨丈兩個人就企左係到吹水，傾下家陣個市道同埋香港各種政策嘅問題，完全冇位俾我插把口，因此我選擇左一條友尻行下算。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS1rxHiMEe
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今日嘅黃大仙廟除左人山人海之外，都唔會有其他形容詞可以形容到係點樣，好多人拎住風車同寶貼係我面前行過，虔誠嘅信徒們根本就唔會怕人逼人嘅情況，只要可以上到柱香，佢地理得你地三七廿一，點搏殺都要向前衝去，因此我打消左深入內部嘅諗法，選擇係外圍冇咩人嘅地方行下。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLJNIoH4wb
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呢個時候，我突然停低左腳步，俾一檔算命檔口吸引左。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQZs5XmRrc
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人地檔檔算命檔都打扮得靚靚仔仔，但呢檔野就有些少頹廢得濟，仲要位置又偏又細，因此都冇咩人。而佢樹住個枝旗更加頂引，令到呢檔野就好似漆黑中嘅螢火蟲一樣咁奪目，同時又因為呢句野幫佢趕走左唔少客人。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPId0KpWKm
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「香港神算，只此兼職一天」
我慢慢走近呢個奇怪嘅檔位，只見嗰隨坐左個睇落唔會比我大好多嘅年青人，著住一套普通嘅休閒計動裝，約莫廿七八左右。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TX1jiY4s3
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佢生得比我仲要高大，個樣唔可以話好俊俏，但係有一種好陽剛嘅氣息，十足十以往做戲入面嘅大俠咁款，劍眉星目，而最引人注目嘅地方唔係佢嘅面相，而係佢個頭。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiyK0wFQdF
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光頭。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbivjJurEyn
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道教廟出面有個和尚？？？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNAulMORdl
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「先生先生，埋黎坐埋黎坐！！！」見到難得嘅客人，佢好興奮咁起身將我拉埋去。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL341u395a
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「呃．．．我只係睇．．．睇下架咋。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoNCdJgVZ7
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「啱呀，緊係要睇喇！唔睇嘅話又點可以算到你命呢？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKquiJBxLhs
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「唔係，我嘅意思係我只係睇下咋。」見到佢興致勃勃嘅樣，我有啲唔好意思，但都係要道出事實。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ6AWVn8L5
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「得喇，我睇咩都得嘅！可以睇臉相、手相、八字喇，總知可以睇嘅我都差唔多識哂架喇！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxkFvV3Fde
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「唔係，我嘅意思係我只係落過睇下咋！」我解釋道。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w0G35f6vs
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「咪咁掃興喇，難得一次黎到，唔係唔算就走呀？」佢嘅口吻有幾分似戒毒廣告入面引人吸毒嘅痴線佬。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA7kTzlgRH
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「啲人成日講人算不如天算，計我話就緊係人定勝天喇！！！」唔知解我感覺到呢個光頭哥身上有住股即刻駁咀嘅氣息係到，我嘅理智話我知，見到呢條友真係好即刻走。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5jqN8WUgV
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見到我猶豫嘅臉色，佢突然加多句：「拿見你係今日第一個客，我俾個五折你，三舊水就得！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIYaLyA05I
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屌，三舊水夠我課多pack金喇，我射落海都唔射俾你個痴線佬喇！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPJKSAq2Fn
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見到我想走開，佢又扯住我講道：「我怕左你！兩舊水，好嗎？新年第一日，大家和和氣氣呀，俾我做到單生意都好掛？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKlMpRcdIU
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「但係，我真係唔多需要啵！」我企硬立場，就算係班健身推銷狗都冇令到我屈服，更何況係你呢個睇相佬！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Jfuuh5TiX
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「拿，風水佬就呃你十年八年嘅！但我睇相佬就唔同，誠實過食左誠實豆沙包，你睇下有冇人講過睇相佬呃你十年八年呀？」光頭哥又開始自己嘅9up之道。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qwEjWqbRv
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屌，咪係啲玄學撚，有分別咩？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtWqR1unHJ
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「但係．．．」正當我想駁停佢時，光頭哥已經搭住我隻手行去佢檔野到坐低。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWmIPz94Lr
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「但咩係呀，拿！我見小兄弟你我有緣，咁多檔野你唔行埋去只係行埋黎我呢到，證明你係行家，識貨。」唔知點解光頭哥力大無窮，夾生將我扯去佢檔野到，但係又唔會拉得我隻手痛。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGgU68TdQ6
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「你知唔知咩叫識英雄重英雄？家陣我當你係好朋友，真係跳樓大特賣喇，一舊水喇，好冇！」唔知點解，呢位光頭哥好似好有需要做到一個客人咁樣。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P7Hp68dWC
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屌，你捉尻住我隻手唔俾我走，我要點樣講no姐？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99zTGPTuT8
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「好喇．．．」我就咁樣俾人半強逼式下黎到檔口坐低。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2wJP8FNvW
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算喇，當俾一舊水係新正頭買個平安快樂，俾錢你個光頭道士食餐飯。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xv6kiOAK9
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「係喇，未請教小兄弟你高姓大名？」突然間光頭哥畫風轉得好快，個樣變到好正經。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2SmsJ9zND
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「問者先答！」但係因為啱先佢尻得濟，唔知點解我更係冇辦法當佢係一個真正嘅算命師傅。對住呢個神棍，我決定要拎番個氣勢番黎，就算俾人當水魚，我都要水得開開心心，拎個彩數！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VRhZhdTfv
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佢用好似見到小學雞嘅眼神望住我。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJahnC4UjK
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「我？」光頭哥坐係我嘅對面，唔知點解我感覺到佢嘅氣場好似有啲唔同左咁。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLt0kLLNxm
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「本人行不更名，坐不改姓。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJchPSXs5fW
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「陳太一。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ePBdvZPfb
「陳太一？」聽到對方報上名來，我腦海中即刻將對方同埋某個動畫角色聯想埋一齊，兩個人嘅影子重疊埋一齊。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOa6AWMhog
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我係腦海中見證住童年破滅嘅一瞬間，太一點解你大個之後會直頭禿埋頭？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryFpfVLtrQ
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正當我想問下陳生，佢到底係咪俾選中嘅細路時，對方好似已經知道我準備講咩。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EbN1hkJY2
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「屌你，我唔識亞古獸，都冇去過數碼世界呀！」佢搶先一步答道。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyAr5F8r0m
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唉，仲諗住同佢乞番個勇氣徽章，等自己可以有番啲膽量去面對面前嘅所有問題。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpfEJ5U8x5
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「拿，其實我地算命佬都有自己嘅準則，你唔好再尻嗡浪費大家時間，阻住其他客人黎睇相嘛，你到底叫咩名？」太一面皮極厚，啱先仲係到死𦧲我黎幫襯，家陣相都未睇，錢都未袋穩，一見我坐定左就已經開始把炮起黎。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzihJSq0Hn6
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人地都叫打完齋唔要和尚，你家陣齋都未打，居然已經識得也文也武。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3bGMSe1Tw
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「畢寄明。」我雖然心入面係到媽叉緊佢，但係都係老實作答。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQlc9VMn2P
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「生辰八字呢？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWQGI48c0n
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「呃．．．」我係紙上寫得自己生日定埋出世日子，錢都俾左喇，唔差在真係俾佢算一算。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJWGGVsOpe
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只見佢右手掐指一算，口中諗諗有詞。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeYg5CxN04
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「男命、乙亥、甲申、癸酉、寅时。」見到佢好似真係好專心咁幫我算緊命，我唔知點解覺得成個畫面都好怪異，呢條友唔通真係有番兩手？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw2EPhwnEP
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你嗡乜呀大佬？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBW7OtfuAU
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「命日元旺盛，喜木火土、忌金水。」只見佢將手拍落張枱，未等我反應得切就已經捉住我隻手一望。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLHGHN2iLL
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佢神色好凝重咁款。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1RLy7JdGs
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「喂，小兄弟，你想聽我講老實話定係安慰你嘅說話？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxrjYwyx1w
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「新年流流，你唔好兇我呀大佬！」新春大家都係求個好意頭，我感覺到陳生好似諗住再進一步出招。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3Ms3Ra1Wl
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「拿，你過多兩舊水黎俾我，教你點拆局。」我收番啱先對佢嘅睇法，果然呢條友係神棍黎！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT4eWoAXtk
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聽到佢呢句話後，我立即起身準備離開呢個地方。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirYIlTMizu
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「你家陣係咪煩惱緊咩係人生意義？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW2VGSeBzz
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佢嘅話令我離開嘅腳步變得緩慢左。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUApS7iaRmM
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「你係咪同時仲煩緊啲有關金錢同感情嘅事？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7K4Xp9wM3
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我頓左一下，但隨即又諗人生其實除左錢同情呢兩樣野，根本冇咩好煩，啲算命佬玩大包圍玩到好精妙，差啲又俾佢陰到。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhky7UhoI2d
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「收左你錢我都提下你，記得盡避呢個同時連繫到錢同埋情嘅女人，唔係你一定會有血光之災。」太一唔理我想唔想聽，繼續講道。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NukBW2RfK
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「靚仔，你我終有緣，呢個財你遲早要破。」太一笑一笑，唔諗住繼續留客，留下一句宣言就罷。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrzL7l85CU
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「信同唔信就好睇你自己，保重喇。」佢再次坐番自己位上面，準備搵下一個「客戶」。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFky3S25at
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而我則係行番去搵老豆同姑丈，同時內心係到諗緊：「唔可以俾個痴線佬搞亂我嘅心神」。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAXvKcudfa
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咩夢想同人生意義，咩有關錢同情嘅ptgf，呢條神棍一定係痴線佬尻講講中，我畢寄明一定可以處理好呢啲事情。
