表叔一家人當年係家族入面都算係令人聞風喪膽既恐怖人物。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWSYXcQXOG
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要講番佢地既威水事蹟實在太多不能盡錄，但只可以講既係，有佢地呢家四口出現既地方，一定會寸草不生。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK2T4W4Z66
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當你以為人地問你有冇女朋友，月入幾多已經夠mean，夠哂hardfeeling個時，表叔母已經係進化到問你幾時請飲，有冇樓。咁樣其實咪同細舅母差唔多level姐？871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojXZvBWSq5
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錯呀！！！871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgd9MfhH0l
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細舅母只會對住我地呢班近親先會咁口多，但係呢家人係咩人面前都會咁樣唔理人地感受，最恐怖既一點係佢地永遠會搵地方踩到你。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1tipIRMP9
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仲記得當初阿均成功入到醫學院時姨丈係大既家族group到報喜，但係當人人都係到恭喜前、congra後時，呢個時候表叔母居然會打句「做醫生第日實搵好多喇」黎破壞個氣氛。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq0MUuHPGO
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然後每次家族聚會時佢都會私底下同其他遠房係到講阿均成家人都係勢利眼，咁高分就只係識揀醫黎讀，淨係識向錢看。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvNk9KYgYZ
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但佢卻唔知道阿均當年係睇完醫龍而去選擇讀bio，然後咁多年苦讀只係為左做一次龍太郎。我仲記得當年阿均中二病到成日袋甜品係衫，想要盡力咁樣復原呢個角色，結果而家成為左唔可以提既黑歷史。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcvPT3Lciy
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而當佢個大女係佢拆磨之下辛苦考入到UCL之後，佢地更加會肆無忌憚咁大聲講：「港大醫學院有咩咁叻呢，有能力既緊係去外國讀名牌大學喇。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnO29gcwjo
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另外，佢地個細仔當初辛苦咁俾佢地逼入喇沙之後佢地就不時係到撩事鬥非，周圍同親戚問長問短要起人底，所有band1非名校既中學係佢地眼中都會顯得低賤。直到佢踩中讀緊皇仁既表哥同埋st paul男女既表妹，先肯停手。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotKhpcTl0I
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仲有當初表妹小心咁收埋既地底情唔小心俾佢地個女係中央溫書時撞破，阿姨同姨丈都未嬲，表叔同表叔母就已經唱通街，講到單純既puppy love好似好淫亂既一件事，有必要大叫一聲「成何體統」咁樣。個時甚至加鹽加醋到話連初吻都未失既表妹已經失左身，撞破既地點由中央變左做賓館門口。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8x8BIeZ96
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記得阿姨初頭聽完嬲到想同佢地嘈交，但係俾姨丈叫停先放低件事。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHClydINz9
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「隻狗咬你，唔通你又要咬番隻狗轉頭？」平時唔多講野既姨丈語出驚人，或者就係佢呢種態度先令佢可以咁成功。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjSwjKDpFY
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而我地卻唔知道個時表叔連續幫公司失去左幾大客戶，到底同呢件事有冇關。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYCk5vXKYi
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長年累月落黎既爭執使到表叔一家人就已經同婆婆呢一脈有上牙齒印，佢地咁多年黎都唔會放過攻擊我地既機會。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPDHRXKs3y
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不過對象都慢慢由難對付既大舅一家、細舅母一家同姨丈一家轉到我身上。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnouu12r51M
見到好似死神咁樣行緊埋黎準備要收割我生命既表叔同表叔母，我心入面有啲不安。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAo2RAXASo
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一直以黎媽子同老豆對我都係實行緊呢一套放牧式育兒法，好記得老豆當初同我講溫室小花唔襟撞，要我學識一個人去闖下，唔可以成日靠沙維小白。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3CrcrhlgE
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但係老豆呀，波呢樣野不嬲都係十一條友踢架喇，家陣你要我一個人落場，我真係難啲以寡敵眾呀呢。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqqBYC2OeR
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我拋出求救既眼神，老豆同媽子互相對望之後都係冇踏上前打救我。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA7C3IxpiZ
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正當呢個時候，手心傳來一陣溫暖。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfgxuJmX6D
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好似感覺到我既不安，Tiffany本來同我虛握緊既手突然間捉實左我，我感覺佢我地兩人既手指交疊，十指緊扣。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBfxotHs7E
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我望一望身邊既佢，Tiffany兩隻圓滾滾既雙目望住我：「有我陪你。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CrxHpoj2H
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「仔，記唔記得老豆當初教你踢波既口訣。」呢個時候，老豆突然插把口。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoSIJuSEwG
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咁多次，我點記得呀！！！871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs9yquzL3U
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然後我望到老豆身邊既媽子突然用手作勢，畫左個圓形。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97vggLshiK
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屌！！！871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqoY7stgBr
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你地要幫我既話，唔該俾提示俾明顯啲呀大佬！！！871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXP6WsEZ1e
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「麥包最叻係咩？」老豆好似冇眼睇，直接係到點明我。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDObV6sDigr
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然後我見到媽子好似覺得我好冇悟性咁樣低左低頭，佢心入面一定係諗緊：「如果唔係阿雅係到，我都賴得幫你搵番幾分面子。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYglXDmJer0
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媽子個手勢隱若間好似畫緊個圖示咁．．．圓中間分兩邊？871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdLAmAPLIL
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「快，屈速！太極，借力打力！」我腦海入面突然出現左呢幾隻字。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkMjCwQpnk
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有了——871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknbxY5864A
呢個時候我已經明白左老豆同媽子想要我做既事。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhW5LxVBQV
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天下武功，無堅不摧，唯快不破。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCaPNWeJD2
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我地呢一房所有親戚都凝神屏氣咁望住我，準備睇我點樣應對佢地。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRCHDGxQPg
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正當表叔同表叔母行埋我面前時，只見係佢地出口前我已經先發制人：「噫～～乜呢四位唔係就係表叔、表叔母、你地個女阿婷同阿輝咩！咁齊人番黎探我地呀，食唔慣英國米，屙壞肚呀？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfZtl1EyH8
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「食就一定食得慣架喇，我地血統入面天生就係Britishhhh~~~唔似你咁有住野蠻人既血脈！」阿婷答道。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbpX66AUhj
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表叔先派出兩個仔女先打頭陣。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujqO0YEuLI
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「唔係呀，我記得阿輝仔係97年7月1打後先出世架，不過其實血統就唔關咩年份出世既事，呢啲野關遺傳事既。」我望一望表叔同表叔母。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeJ7MmaETM
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「你．．．你．．．你——！」阿輝本來想還拖，但係發現自己根本駁唔到，因此佢直接用聲東擊西。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71mZggqKWf
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「你你你你，冇名你叫架？你漏口我地唔會怪你，畢竟唔係你既錯，但係你漏口又要出黎獻醜就係你既錯。」我義正詞嚴咁對住阿輝講。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uHr167clj
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「阿．．．家．．．家姐，佢．．．佢蝦．．．蝦我！」年紀未到十八既阿輝用左小朋友最慣用既退場方式。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwx0MZT9BH
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「算喇，其實食唔飽冇力講野都會有咁既後果。唔係喇，你地係咪連米都冇得食所以先番黎？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVweFmalD7
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如果係外國撈到風生水氣佢地鬼會捨得番黎咩，貪香港租貴定係污染指數越黎越高定係租金就黎去到全球第一呀？871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFOPQIUczQ
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「你就冇得食，我地餐餐大魚大肉呀！」憤怒既阿婷反咬一口。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbiVfXqCZU
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「我都睇得出既，你個樣同個look話左俾我知喇。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdeTbbP7gd
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我遮遮口笑道：「估唔到去左外國之後，你都依舊係著番大碼，不過今次係鬼婆大碼咁解喇！」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZC0JqDEn9
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「阿！！！」一擊分生死，阿婷同阿輝直接俾我擊倒退場。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSSyTcBQy1
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我冇用任何一隻粗口就已經可以將佢地嚇退，除左要多謝Tiffany俾我既勇氣，更加要多謝台服英雄聯盟咁多位玩家教識我鬧人既技巧。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMULsXL0LJl
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呢個時候表叔同表叔母意識到唔多對路，呢個明仔比起五年前要強得太多，唔知佢到底經過咩事？871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6tKuGKu1P
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哼，我笑左笑。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldTI0K5Rkk
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佢地係唔會明白我既經歷，我英雄聯盟既成就唔係好似普通人咁打排位升分衝鑽石，我係可以連鑽石積分都唔要，只要人地一開口問我屋企人，我就會企定定係到同佢討論人生討論到榮譽等級歸零既人。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPtvAcCOmq
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除此而外，係建築業打混左成年，我已經慢慢學識左更多更高層次既攻擊手段，係工作中向每一位senior學習，佢地都有自己一套獨特既mean人方式，有別於地盤工友個直黎直去既放狗咬人式屌人，坐係office既每一位senior都係一條毒蛇——871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMSiA4NWPp
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不屌則已，一屌驚人。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWdCk921ZK
