咔——855Please respect copyright.PENANA9sWMDLiqe3
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推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。855Please respect copyright.PENANASOwteyNDPh
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。855Please respect copyright.PENANAfeLd1s268w
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見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。855Please respect copyright.PENANAypkhPPUgJC
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喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?855Please respect copyright.PENANA82grIJoE1n
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「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。855Please respect copyright.PENANAYOyVvA5NVo
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大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!855Please respect copyright.PENANAeiteA63qXC
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」855Please respect copyright.PENANAEuEWHwCXPm
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我嘗試解釋道。855Please respect copyright.PENANAcsKHvcGDhR
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。855Please respect copyright.PENANAXSWXR1X3ub
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。855Please respect copyright.PENANAE1Dens5EUq
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老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。855Please respect copyright.PENANAYjRTmDu5L9
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「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。855Please respect copyright.PENANA1rWfD89yDp
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?855Please respect copyright.PENANAp6Wdeoxh7n
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。855Please respect copyright.PENANAkfKEW1y1xp
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。855Please respect copyright.PENANA6M16s2xzzN
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「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。855Please respect copyright.PENANAjd3swhp9xC
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「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。855Please respect copyright.PENANAbgMFSvXIMk
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「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...855Please respect copyright.PENANAtSI2VlLaHM
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「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。855Please respect copyright.PENANA1FLXbGNde0
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「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。855Please respect copyright.PENANAyV67S5mfKu
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算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。855Please respect copyright.PENANA928jzWSBag
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我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——855Please respect copyright.PENANAnO7pO50DJJ
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推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。855Please respect copyright.PENANA4eSxeZn5d3
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「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。855Please respect copyright.PENANAAWRZm1oEB5
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對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。855Please respect copyright.PENANAO2G8WU6FWj
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「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」855Please respect copyright.PENANA2fIxoh1wik
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「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」855Please respect copyright.PENANAMauMwnE1Ht
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「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。855Please respect copyright.PENANAH9utaFJLbt
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「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。855Please respect copyright.PENANAwYT0Fp6DTb
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「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」855Please respect copyright.PENANA6GzaaBFDDm
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「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。855Please respect copyright.PENANAjm5mRVRdcM
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。855Please respect copyright.PENANAtvB1SFneyj
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「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」855Please respect copyright.PENANAnN88d5octB
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我個樣似好開心咩?855Please respect copyright.PENANAz0L8gzjY5I
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「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。855Please respect copyright.PENANAKEmageAZWF
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「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」855Please respect copyright.PENANAtl2TsB7Ix8
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「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。855Please respect copyright.PENANAnzENqjG3lM
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。855Please respect copyright.PENANAivqBAQrv5L
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「上次個哥哥?」855Please respect copyright.PENANA9v9HKII33o
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「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。855Please respect copyright.PENANAw3JHwM5fFY
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「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」855Please respect copyright.PENANALqhbbveRss
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聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。855Please respect copyright.PENANAelB6gUFKN8
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越黎越過份喇你...855Please respect copyright.PENANA5FLXi6kQpB
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姓趙嘅。855Please respect copyright.PENANALBHZ0KHmnn
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。855Please respect copyright.PENANAqw73vJzQuj
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「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。855Please respect copyright.PENANAj6ijtl110S
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。855Please respect copyright.PENANAQVCItHhyU4
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平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。855Please respect copyright.PENANApvRZXJMfcc
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點解呢?855Please respect copyright.PENANAHoCfTVWEw1
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」855Please respect copyright.PENANAqzG2uXFpwi
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「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」855Please respect copyright.PENANAaEcBVgl64D
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Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。855Please respect copyright.PENANAwDXCSGG5xs
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開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。855Please respect copyright.PENANADtb7JWx8XM
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書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。855Please respect copyright.PENANAN05QaM3m5W
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係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。855Please respect copyright.PENANAg5DYUNVVyw
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其實我都知道點解。855Please respect copyright.PENANAS3Fxl00WFi
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。855Please respect copyright.PENANAsuLxszdZiZ
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唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。855Please respect copyright.PENANAjxWppa8nB1
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我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。855Please respect copyright.PENANAVs1I36L8Ja
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tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!855Please respect copyright.PENANA917QRApxU9
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nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?855Please respect copyright.PENANAbbLMy6a5g9
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?855Please respect copyright.PENANAWqDREeMHos
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tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。855Please respect copyright.PENANA0K0XD0H3RO
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Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。855Please respect copyright.PENANAeZZCw2F42x
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nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~855Please respect copyright.PENANAgyWNRyg153
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tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!855Please respect copyright.PENANAdJCcy70pv5
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nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!855Please respect copyright.PENANA0UxZkWFBXy
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我仲要send多張圖俾佢。855Please respect copyright.PENANAlRr7YOnu8H
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。855Please respect copyright.PENANAGx6rdnhYJL
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tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!855Please respect copyright.PENANAXvGpYifJ1F
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呢個人真係唔識情趣。855Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZTOkNrLGe
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tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。855Please respect copyright.PENANA4m1bJmgytG
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乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。855Please respect copyright.PENANAvvpPbPLpTT
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tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。855Please respect copyright.PENANACD8drxI6kY
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呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。855Please respect copyright.PENANAAaUeLMLhi5
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nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!855Please respect copyright.PENANA2X1Unu0J3b
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tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。855Please respect copyright.PENANAr28fdzSXRI
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nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!855Please respect copyright.PENANAwOER2trit1
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雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。855Please respect copyright.PENANAuXgNlm3UcH
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tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。855Please respect copyright.PENANASEjCp2ryoZ
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。855Please respect copyright.PENANAVgOypzQF3V
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!855Please respect copyright.PENANA8kFMoaPSXx
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我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!855Please respect copyright.PENANAqpHClngnzX
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。855Please respect copyright.PENANADOQu2wA4wv
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———855Please respect copyright.PENANAAIIUyjXPsk
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tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!855Please respect copyright.PENANAVDjuxjzNL6
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nooneremember:係係係~係到。855Please respect copyright.PENANA6acRhCMR8k
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nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。855Please respect copyright.PENANAlYWlDrBoV9
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tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!855Please respect copyright.PENANAobqeTv9cxb
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nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。855Please respect copyright.PENANAIuxtyoCtV9
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。855Please respect copyright.PENANAT3Ejf1RlCT
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。855Please respect copyright.PENANA0TJ57FXLFm
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係愛阿?定係責任呢?855Please respect copyright.PENANA2lencdiHyB
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。855Please respect copyright.PENANAHXEW8cJaBf
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口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——855Please respect copyright.PENANAlBZejDjexA
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百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。