本來以為係鞭屍，點知大家功力仲高、仲絕，姑姐同姑丈一唱一和，居然同我做起媒人！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCziaUFOLR7
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我見到佢地已經打開左wechat，然後將一個經過高p嘅女仔相拎左出黎俾大家欣賞。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPKHUiqjbE
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「唔洗喇阿妹～有心囉～」媽子開懷大笑，對比起相中個位經過大執之後仲係未達到中上程度嘅女仔，佢心目中已經有一個更佳人選。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6btFTMPVxc
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「唔好客氣喇，大家一家人！」姑姐以為媽子死要面。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJcnLWxwd5
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「唔係呀，妹～明仔佢已經有女朋友喇！」媽子臉色有幾分傲然。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CHxWV6zVs
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大家都露出驚訝嘅表情，連嬲緊嘅小慧都轉身望向我擺出個「居然」嘅表情。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmPVCvdI6v
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QLpD31adE
「係呀～尋日先帶左去我個邊食團年飯咋嘛！」媽子笑到好似中左六合彩咁，或者本以為會孤獨終老嘅仔居然搵到個女朋友真係令到佢咁開心掛？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lD2D7dKCJ
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「咁樣有冇相睇下呀？」姑姐問道。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXg5gJanyD
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轟！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj3DlZ2NZr
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我猶如遭受到五雷轟頂，突然間好似企都企唔穩咁樣，呢句無心之問極為致命！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2z9lxz7Ic
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀—689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaDiyDdr7s
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀——689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2mxQ4lV2b
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀———689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9kVE9m2JO
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbc3WOfYku
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呢句唔為意嘅說話令到我仲慌張過番工見老頂present未完成嘅工作。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2SoULNbIN
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屌！我手頭上根本就冇Tiffany嘅相，點算好！！！
聽到姑姐呢句話之後我個表情就好似硬食完席席bird極，但又唔死得，夾硬一血吊命咁款。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2AvjPrTBb
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係一瞬間體會左痛苦，接住係掙扎，到最後好似釋懷要放棄咁。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqjsHX1ZuO
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vmT35ir94
「係囉，看黎俾姑丈望望，睇下你眼光點樣先！」有得食花生時，姑丈就變到十分之踴躍，連係一邊嘅文青表姐都突然逼埋黎想觀摩一番。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydrEPqBBEC
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK7Dhqc6Ep
感覺唔到手機從褲袋傳黎任何震動，我就知道Tiffany一定仲係潛緊水，搵到佢黎打救我都已經世界末日喇，唔通我真係要就咁樣命喪黃泉？話俾大家知道其實尋日嘅事情只不過我自導自演嘅一場鬧劇？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw9zs15ije
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不！！！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf7giYp1Zj
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我嘅腦袋不停咁樣運作，就好似Newtype咁樣每每係呢種最危險嘅關頭就一定可以搵到突破口，阿寶嘅身影係我腦海中閃過，鼓勵我唔好做柒頭，重複前人犯過同樣嘅錯誤。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBKDihhZjO
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「唉，有啲肚痛，去個洗手間先。一陣出黎再同大家好好地討論呢個問題！」我使出有別於五大查克拉忍術嘅第六遁，借尿遁。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHcek887nQ
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急急走入洗手間，我拎起左自己個部陪伴左自己一段好長時間嘅三叔機，用不捨嘅眼光望住佢。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e4fTrpsNI
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多謝你同我行左呢段咁長嘅路，好兄弟！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisprqwGAxl
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不過如果三叔機係有靈魂識講野嘅話，一定會直接當面屌柒我，因為我之後要做個行為根本就唔會係稱兄道弟嘅人所會做嘅事情。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3OowBpQpO
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三叔機遵從牛先生發現嘅地心吸力定律，順住呢個引力嘅牽動慢慢從我手中滑下，我見到佢就好似luke當初知道老豆係乜水時咁瘋狂呼喊住「NOOOO」。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU9pc9G3VM
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可惜一切都係徒勞無功。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nfG6owqwT
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撲通一聲——689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR8XF8Q4Ns
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三叔機落入馬桶當中。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEplmUahxcB
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我合上雙眼，為佢默哀左三秒鐘，然後拎住濕立立嘅手機出番廳，假裝一臉憂愁同傷心。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK63r8gEFHY
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwD0khXjZT
「唉，岩先居然咁唔小心跌左手機入水，家陣壞左開唔到添！」我一臉抱歉地講道。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjO6AKCKYh
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaYMkL7isY
哼，為左過關，黑暗兵法我都用埋上場！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcqwc8nqH2
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公子獻頭，你點擋我！！！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVboAOLMywd
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「冇野嘅，你開個電腦都有圖架喇，怕咩姐？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTJnqbxffw
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoxbhUOPwD
清楚我用電子產品習性嘅媽子知道我每個星期都會將所有野放上電腦做backup，直接一招收我皮。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z8RcLkkDW
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IJ0KhUXps
「呃．．．」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rdC4qx0Hr
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我腦海中浮出壯烈犧牲嘅三叔機英魂同埋諗出公子獻頭嘅陳某，兩人都對我展現出失望嘅表情。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGJF0l84Oa
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點解會係咁．．．？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBtzAqpvjH
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTatoA4HXjP
「入去搵喇你，仲樹係到！」媽子一臉嫌棄，唔知係出於對我呢個仲係到拾下拾下嘅親生仔定係我手上有異味嘅個部手機有所不滿。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFroneicxHj
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媽子，你好耶！！！
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我神色凝重咁樣拎住部唔知為咩要落水嘅手機行番入房，拎出後備機更換後坐左係自己張枱前面發呆。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmvMgt1ADS
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGi8QiHzNO
對住部電腦，我真係唔知道自己應該點樣先可以變魔術咁樣變啲相出黎。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T2mYmeZa7
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmWcTDTV3J
同媽子講冇影過相？呢個實唔得，邊有可能相識六個月都冇張合照先得，咁樣只會更加引起疑心重嘅媽子嘅注意。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6vWE3HfC9
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHWHL0CYEA
要尋根究底嘅媽，媽子仲勁過男人心一字馬嘅讀心神探，到時我只會更加快暴露出自己嘅底子。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcJWYkXFSr
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkak4Si1szv
「Tiffany張相，速速前！」我對住放左係前方嘅手機尻叫一聲，好可惜冇任何嘅效果，眼前冇好戲劇效果咁飛張相出黎，手機亦都冇任何嘅震動。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRn05I6ZUC
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJam0v1TgUJ
明明已經成十二點幾喇，Tiffany點解仲唔應機嘅？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeQR8a1MQq
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR8NFZ5yiM
未起身架？冇理由呀，佢八點幾就同我拜左個早年架。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hT0VraZHo
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陪屋企人？咁都應該抽到時間可以理下我架姐。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBBX5wLafB
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心入面好似閃過一個我唔多想去考慮嘅答案，越諗越混亂，算！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLrbv4h7jx
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等得Tiffany應機俾相我，可能都已經日落喇。咁我到底應該點做好呀？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsBuUUordl
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明仔明仔，你得嘅，快啲諗下計點樣變幅相出黎呀！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtC3ctqnWQb
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等等．．．變出黎？我望望我桌面上慣左嘅軟件，眼光集中左係被稱為新亞洲四大妖術之首嘅一個軟件上高。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lM7XgrtA0
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我第一次為自己作為一個archi仔而感到咁高興。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGgQ6fNHk4
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Photoshop689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUbMhtdbC9
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由偉大嘅adobe所研發出黎，拯救左無數青春少艾嘅軟件，有左佢真係豬西都可以扮上菜，小美麗都可以變做好美麗！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf65NcSC1N
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平時我頂多用佢黎p下啲死人facade同埋其他尻野，估唔到今次佢可以幫到我手。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eNGkJKTYc
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雖然以往除左上連登啲尻po改圖之外好少p真人圖，但係我相信自己係呢一年嘅工作訓練下，實力一定大大地上升。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsFsTQPbiw
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我係腦海中極速咁樣構想出一幅圖，一個似曾相識嘅畫面出現係腦海，半身照再加上風景作背景，最易上手。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xg0Iq6jCa
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我快快手係google嘅幫助下搵左張偏日常系嘅佐佐木希相，然後再search左啲比較常用嘅底圖，開始左自己嘅呢個偉大工程。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDtM98dlAp
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我一隻手敲打住鍵盤，另一隻手則係拎住隻滑鼠係枱面上疾行，側盡我畢生所學嘅p圖技巧去將佐佐木希改得更似Tiffany，同時都不忘要執好色調同光影。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVxsiNkyl2
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快！還要更快！！！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm178J0VY4
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我燃燒住自己大腦嘅每一個細胞，雙手嘅速度達到自己都唔相信嘅境界，一拉、一畫、一扯、一調，如果有人係我身邊旁觀，我相信我呢種純熟而又敏捷嘅手法一定令大家都嘆為觀止。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTPTSK1kRe
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好快，一幅曠世大作就咁出現左係我眼前。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AIIghO8zn
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望住眼前嘅作品，我有時真係幾佩服自己作為deadline fighter嘅戰鬥力。
