收拾好之後我地都落左去坐車出發。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBNIE4ebJP
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今次既司機都係各位叔輩既人，除左阿均係例外，佢係而家我地孫輩中唯一一個有牌既人，而且都揸左有幾年時間。而後尾有報既阿樂就衰左路試，所以暫時只可以眼甘甘咁望住人地揸車。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9JSQRkAGl
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對於車既野我真係冇研究過，畢竟對於我呢種小窮撚黎講呢啲唔係必需品，而係要每個月都洗好多錢去維修既奢侈品，屋企人雖然話唔介意我養，但係我明白做人嘛要識得取捨，多兩舊錢黎食下野打下機仲爽。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dExpbBoQ2
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但係對於阿均同阿樂呢兩位家境富裕既子弟黎講，撚下車都係生活態度，係一種冇得取代既樂趣，至於係唔係代步既好工具佢地一早已經WFC。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogGWOkJu13
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而我地十六個人，岩岩好分左四架車，同往年一樣。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr6KbC1IG1
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阿均、大舅、細舅、姨丈。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7HcNXtiYI
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大舅個架當然就係車左自己一家人再加埋個女既女朋友。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl8XEWtlYf
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細舅個架唔洗講當然要係一家人，再加上婆婆，同往年一樣用黎震住細舅母。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWxAjkb9g8
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姨丈個架就係阿姨再加上我父母。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu0sxk4uY1
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阿均呢架囉，當然就係兩兄妹再加埋我，今年搭多個Tiffany。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjRtVboADG
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對於眼神中惺惺相識既兩位雀友，我選擇左無視佢地呢種「識英雄重英雄」，差在未飲結拜細既氣氛，然後上左車先。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTMLCzQYtj
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阿茵坐左係副駕位，所以我同Tiffany兩個人終於叫做有機會拍埋一齊坐下。阿茵上車後直接合埋眼休息，岩先打牌的確係花左大家唔少精力。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bwYoiG3ZG
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而Tiffany都好似好攰咁靠在係位上面抖抖。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUduCbEmEu
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岩既，話哂尋晚點幾兩點佢都仲應緊我IG，然後今朝又要一早起身同我去買野，之後直踩到而家，係人都會覺辛苦。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ILhVZfSfl
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一坐低之後，阿均開始播起歌黎，有時我覺得佢既品味真係好廣，算係一個矛盾集結體。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WNhgp8DI1
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佢songlist入面既英文歌多數係咩queen、beatles、rolling stones、eagles，想當初中學個時我會鍾意queen都係因為佢既原因，就咁睇會覺得佢好old school，好有品味。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSrXQMqXlF
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但係又會有家陣俾人唾棄既baby~baby~baby~OHHHH同埋一眾比較pop既歌手。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZyA6G6Jck
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至於廣東歌，除左佢最like既學友同哥哥，仲有華仔、醫神同埋古怪基，就咁睇係咪覺得佢又係好有taste呢？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshM3jjuYLV
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點知家陣我地一上車，佢播既歌係———775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIkQmg4ys8
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怪雞既電子音。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNjpt4C7o6
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阿均爬過人地頭。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOWi2HPXw4
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繁星已睡 騎警已睡 狂風再共 街燈暢聚775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmOJ8b1PKd
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表演壯舉！！！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEcDBV1hV7
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阿均係條限速50既路上開撚到應該有80。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4olmkdkyc1
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到呢段rap既時候佢居然可以跟埋一齊rap！？但其實我聽到既只係拔萃式既rap，屌你屌你屌你屌你老母屌你老母陳庭佳～～～775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidLZPq2NfH
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「大佬，揸車可唔可以專心啲！」見到佢異常興奮地唱住歌同痴線佬開車法，我個心離一離，懷住驚慌既心情叫住阿均。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSXji8OJjJ
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兩位女士的確夠犀利，居然可以係咁既情況下仲安睡到。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3QhD762RM
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「唔洗驚！我手車不嬲勁，記唔記得我地去日本機鋪時你俾我拋低左幾多個圈呀？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8VxzEdYkA
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大佬你炒車事少，家陣我坐埋係你架車事大呀！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ710sFDcWmT
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「頭搖又尾擺飄移境界！不想放大只想放大被放大！！！」阿均依舊哼住歌踩油，當初趁summer去外國寄住左一排，開慣鬼佬車既佢係香港呢種地方都依舊係咁不羈放蕩。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFEyziQR0Z
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係限速80既地方，佢又開到百尻幾，架車仲要郁一郁。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtmEg25MDv
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而係擺一擺個時，Tiffany居然成個人唔覺意挨左埋落我到。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fu2QAS3A1
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「呀．．．」我都係唔忍心叫醒已經熟睡既佢。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdWodkzgzd
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突然間我又唔係咁憎老表呢種痴線佬開車法。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn82mlPWQB
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阿均，其實你手車都唔錯。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HZVLWJcIB
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我地既目的地其實並唔遠，灣仔某酒店，所以好快就到左，同Tiffany咁樣相處既時間好似仲有啲意猶未盡。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7edmPBTqx
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我叫一叫醒左佢，只見佢發現自己原來一直靠係我膊頭訓左居然有少少唔好意思，怕羞咁道：「唔該哂。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMEiLYuAI3
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今日應該總共有七圍，婆婆呢一系就會坐兩圍，剩低個啲都係遠房到冇我再遠既親友，係個種我叫唔出名，甚至連佢係我既咩輩分都分唔清既人。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUmrBOBc8b
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每次去到之後我既任務都係好簡單，跟住父母教既輩分做複讀機重複咁樣叫人，然後俾班友仔輪住鞭，最後埋尾食飯。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyBiUNQAy1
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但我知道今日個rundown會唔同左，因為我已經變得更加強大。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4Yu9pRVH5
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講就咁講。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBF7Dv2zWh
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雖則今日準備好左，但係對住呢班咩都問得出口既痴線遠房親戚，我都係仲係好不安，但係握住Tiffany隻手向前行一個刻，我話俾自己知。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9enHGB3lj
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畢寄明，你係得架。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ6cdabqNQ
今日成個林氏總共擺左七圍，大舅同表舅［舅公既大仔］出左最大個份錢同力，每年一次既聚會佢地緊係要搞得好好睇睇喇。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Nl1tih4ck
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另外個五圍既人分別係姨婆［婆婆家姐］個一系、大叔公［婆婆大弟］個一系、二叔公［婆婆二弟］個一系，仲有舅公［婆婆阿哥］個一系。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHUvMDK4hi
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屌，如果冇左個括號我相信你地都唔會搞得清呢啲係咩黎。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnghEBgYkba
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你問點解冇呀公個邊既人？當初呀公同婆婆轟烈既愛情係以入贅林家做結局，係當年個種咁重視名份既時代，好難唔搞到斷六親。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0nzoqUVGK
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大家慢慢開始入座，眾人都各自坐左一圍，係得我地呢一系同埋舅公個系比較多人，各自坐兩張。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9Gg9dRBkC
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呢班好年都唔見一次既親戚一見我地黎到，就衝哂出黎好好問侯大家一番，佢地明白一個道理。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFeLOPkCVo
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有朋友自遠方來———775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxQ7YEsJF3
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必先苦其心志，勞其筋骨，餓其體膚，空乏其身。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH1dOmim2I
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遠房親戚個個都知道我係命中就懷有大使命既男人，個個都準備幫我手好好成長到個種古時心懷大抱負既好漢子咁。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaao3JQE8iw
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佢地不停問東問西，指出我不足之處，要求我改善，係差在唔會衝上黎係我背脊刻埋「精忠報國」四隻大字，有時我覺得佢地比媽子仲要關心我既近況。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjZNYXapKm
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不過今日因為我用左兩張保命既金牌「番緊工」同埋「Tiffany」，我第一次感受到自己原來係可以咁充滿力量，成功使到佢地節節敗走。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsB0acwn4W
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哼，輕鬆！！！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg55BM3q99q
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正當我地成班後生仔以為過左骨，準備跟住父母入席坐低之時，我地大家感覺到一股氣係到逼緊埋黎！！！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTnHruDXxD
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呢種感覺自出世後我體驗過無數次，係呢五年間先開始少左。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qvS2isbtu
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唔知大家有冇聽過人類有所謂既第八感？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY90I5A9fZ0
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人類基礎五感相信大家都知道係咩，第六感就係比較玄既超感官知覺，第七感就係對於時間流動既知覺。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM9omZARdN
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而第八感係人類小宇宙中比起生命之源仲要高一層次既感覺，直指人類生命起源點既空間感觀！！！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AqW3RYG5R
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咁樣我只可以建議你去睇下聖鬥士星矢，不過家陣就算喇。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGorvRKIBR
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而係我轉身既一瞬間，我感覺到成個場地之間既氣壓好似變得好沉重。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbphTADK2wY
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望一望身邊既阿茵同阿樂，佢地就黎連冷汗都標埋，而最平穩既阿均都露出左震驚既表情。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewlnQN4ftH
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「無可能架，佢地呢家人唔係一早移左民架咩！」年紀最細既阿茵已經把持唔住，俾恐懼佔上左心頭，當年年紀比較細既佢已經有左心理陰影。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAqPRFmVyH
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「佢地唔係個時雨傘個時走左佬去英國架咩！」我隱若間有啲記憶。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBznPuG2apB
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「冇錯．．．所以家陣我地面前既野係幻覺？」阿樂望住個四個人，好似見到啲又虛又幻既野咁。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKRBuzNa2e
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「唔係．．．佢地．．．番左黎！」阿均望住行緊入黎既表叔一家，好肯定咁答道。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15X3GfDbmg
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見住老遠都要番黎拜年既表叔一家正慢慢行近我地，大家既身體都繃一繃緊，大家清楚知道將會發生咩事。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx5J2wWok3
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自古都有講，有朋自遠方來——775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iLHPUpZ0B
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