以往嘅我多數係會碌下自己嘅ig望下follow開嘅靚女娘娘,但係唔知點解今次我會轉去自己嘅分身到,然後點開Tiffany嘅profile黎睇。809Please respect copyright.PENANAeMPSe7FsLO
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我知道其實我同佢係兩個世界嘅人,但係都係好手賤咁樣點左入去睇。809Please respect copyright.PENANAPxY2BmbXll
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或者呢啲就係出於對朋友嘅關心?809Please respect copyright.PENANAeVgEuxWfP3
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我咁樣同自己講。809Please respect copyright.PENANAMt3GSUpMwj
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Tiffany嘅頭像係一隻Q板嘅獅子。809Please respect copyright.PENANASPDFVZc28T
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獅子?咁得意嘅,唔知有咩寓意呢...809Please respect copyright.PENANALdullbuALb
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然後佢成個ig嘅follower極少,比起郁一郁就幾百個人追隨嘅ptgf們,佢就好似隻好顯眼嘅醜小鴨,加埋我得個28個人。809Please respect copyright.PENANAlp4ROWSryE
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三張隨手影埋嘅無里頭相拍埋毫無新意嘅caption同唔包含任務性服務嘅女友服務,呢個bundle真係對任何男性都冇足夠嘅吸引力。809Please respect copyright.PENANAIS1kMz2HBk
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對比起同行做緊ptgf嘅朋友仔,Tiffany成個帳號更顯得好似男人扮緊ptgf去釣狗公或者係超級無敵暗瘡大肥婆搵緊水魚咁,真係唔知我當初係痴咩線先會搵佢。809Please respect copyright.PENANAnWOpGXSxeM
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再回想起岩先佢個野咒我冇pool出留客大法,本身以為咩女性都可以勝任到ptgf嘅我,一下子就有一個念頭——809Please respect copyright.PENANAC6lPvSr8l9
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小姐,可能呢行真係唔岩你做喇,你都係快啲番火星喇...809Please respect copyright.PENANAjgUT5n9Yrg
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而我望左一望佢po三張相嘅時間,成個帳號嘅第一張相係十月八,第二張相係隔左三日嘅十月十一,然後第三張就一跳去到尋日?809Please respect copyright.PENANAfzF9X80Qkr
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所以Tiffany做ptgf嘅次數應該好少?809Please respect copyright.PENANAb6IcYhMFqd
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中間空白左嘅呢幾個月Tiffany係冇做ptgf?809Please respect copyright.PENANAtPbuhnzCNR
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Tiffany唔做ptgf嘅原因係咩?809Please respect copyright.PENANAATeHWD0ayD
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心入面諗住一個又一個問題,我雖然好想知道背後係咩事,但係知道除非我去問Tiffany本人。809Please respect copyright.PENANA05AKgDrQLp
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如果唔係,我係根本唔會得到任何答案。809Please respect copyright.PENANAGOtuLdhC1q
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慢慢地,眼皮漸漸變得沉重,而我都係不知不覺間抱著一心疑問訓著左。
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「衰仔!衰仔!起身喇!!!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAwQAhukW3Zf
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我張開睡眼惺忪嘅對目,映入眼嘅係刺眼嘅陽光。809Please respect copyright.PENANAkFXV1WkUm0
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「太陽曬到去屎忽喇,成十一點你都仲唔起身!!!」媽子夾硬扯開我緊緊裹住嘅被。809Please respect copyright.PENANAZz00j2C4Tx
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雖然今年嘅初一冇往年咁凍,但係媽子一早開住左我尋晚緊閉嘅窗,再加上因為我著住短衫褲,係冇足夠嘅保護底下身子接觸到只有十七度嘅氣溫,活生生將我凍到有啲清醒。809Please respect copyright.PENANA3ivZSktYqg
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寒冷逼使到我要夾硬起身,冇得賴床。809Please respect copyright.PENANAOf5HSiY3Ua
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「快快手去刷牙洗面阿你,一陣你姑姐佢地成家就上黎架喇,咪鬼著條死人孖煙通係你表姐妹面前蕩蕩下!」媽子再三叮囑我,唔想我年初一就俾人當痴漢,落哂佢同老豆面。809Please respect copyright.PENANApB3qSBdylB
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一番簡單洗刷之後我換上左平日著開嘅頹撚運動衫,睇左睇手機,望左眼Tiffany係八年已經send黎嘅早晨同埋賀年話後就準備出廳坐定好好應佢機。809Please respect copyright.PENANAZrMMTFy37d
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但係未出廳前我已經感受到個一陣味道。809Please respect copyright.PENANAIk5fvkD8wg
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我面色一沈,唔通係新年三寶?809Please respect copyright.PENANA70SmKsnXpp
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「老豆...媽子佢係...?」809Please respect copyright.PENANAgGS0ZAEeKt
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「係廚房整緊你最鍾意食嘅芋頭糕。」老豆低頭睇住書,已經準備同個堆野食割蓆,專登幫我帶頂「最鍾意食」嘅高帽。809Please respect copyright.PENANADeEE8r6Cg0
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屌!809Please respect copyright.PENANAHYAIcp97hv
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果然如我所料,係新年三寶!809Please respect copyright.PENANAreYT6XGW3L
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蘿蔔糕、芋頭糕同埋年糕。809Please respect copyright.PENANAZZSDrERSNr
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呢三樣野每年過年時都係走唔甩。809Please respect copyright.PENANALW37I2H5Yl
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相信應該有唔少人對於呢三樣糕都有心理陰影,唔止係怕佢地本身唔多健康有「三高」,更加因為每年新年嘅時候,屋企人總會收到一堆禮卷去換一車車嘅乜糕物糕番黎整。809Please respect copyright.PENANAWuFG7IOHcK
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間唔中食下係幾好味,但係由初一食到十五嘅話,我相信冇咩人會頂得順。809Please respect copyright.PENANA2ep6wea2xo
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以往呢個情況係我屋企都唔嚴重,但自從兩年前家母多左幾位做緊飲食業嘅雀友好姐妹後,我見到呢三樣糕就會有啲心驚膽跳。809Please respect copyright.PENANA6K2agf7svn
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想當初聽連登見到啲連登仔女嘅老豆老母拎YYLAM雞塊黎「烹煮」料理整蠱仔女時,我真係笑撚到GAPGAP聲,但係呢兩年間我已經開始笑唔出口。809Please respect copyright.PENANASRxtgAiSXF
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三餐食糕已經夠慘,但係媽子有時仲會發揮創意,幫菜式增添新意,想問下有冇人同我一樣係食過年糕炒蛋?或者係芋頭糕煎雞翼?809Please respect copyright.PENANArND2HCRUq3
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拎出一道道黑暗料理時,媽子仲要懶係有意頭講:「食糕好呀,年糕年糕,年年高升!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAGXzhNLAu5y
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而當我唔想理媽子時,佢好似好幽默咁同我仲要補多句:「新一年可以gogogo,幾有動力做野呀!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAj3ibvdq2QA
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屌,咁蘿蔔糕又點呀?REBORT GO呀?呢到冇Rebort,你個仔叫Tommy呀。809Please respect copyright.PENANAUIq62qdZb9
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記得當初老豆聽完我呢句野成餐飯都係到尻笑。809Please respect copyright.PENANAl2ePQwPd9z
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然後...809Please respect copyright.PENANAErJZhKnElM
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然後媽子嬲左我成個上晝唔理我。809Please respect copyright.PENANAe2y0p9SzGN
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今次嘅我已經學精,唔撚出聲,夾硬食,一於咁樣!809Please respect copyright.PENANAk91WjxRdky
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越早食得多呢啲糕,係接落黎幾日就唔洗食黑暗料理。809Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2I9KTno8b
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我覺得比起其他人,我更加明白苦盡甘來嘅意思。
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我一邊享用住美味嘅三糕,一邊打開電話準備回復下Tiffany。809Please respect copyright.PENANAdlu5NSCCoz
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tiffanynoname_214:早晨阿!新年快樂,明仔~809Please respect copyright.PENANAK8RsAHLtp2
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nooneremember:早晨阿!新年快樂、我祝你青春常駐、身體健康、學業進步~809Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7WxZ1Yb2Q
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為左彌補佢等待我應機嘅呢幾個小時,我決定祝多佢兩錢重,算係大家打番個和。但係過左一段時間,手機一直都冇震過,佢都仲係未復我機,係咪我誠意唔夠?809Please respect copyright.PENANANn6rvIGEPU
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而正當我準備再同佢拜多個肥年時,突然門鈴聲響起,我一去開門見到黎嘅人正正係姑姐佢地一家人,已經中年發福嘅姑媽姑丈,文青look嘅表姐同埋明明係新年但都著到好戰鬥格嘅表妹。809Please respect copyright.PENANAxeuktmJ3PX
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「早晨咁多位~新年快樂、身體健康!」我懶得一一叫人,直接一擊秒殺。809Please respect copyright.PENANAx7Bqnj7yE3
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「明仔,好耐冇見呀,又高左啵你!」姑姐一見開門嘅人係我,又開始講起客套說話。809Please respect copyright.PENANAaPstkyQcJi
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根據非正式統計,如果身高有一米八或以上嘅男性,每年係長輩口中聽得最多嘅客套話就係「你係咪又高左呀」,其實男仔廿歲後就好少機會再二次發育,而我嘅身高以從中六之後就係卡實左係181冇再增長。809Please respect copyright.PENANAZKMFCk0wFK
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聽到呢句所有有關高度嘅客套話我都係一笑置之,對方唔話我靚仔左,唔話我瘦左,只係話我高左,好明顯就係因為我除左高過平常人少少就冇其他長處。809Please respect copyright.PENANA3wQYUPWOEv
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「姑姐,你都靚女左喇!同表姐表妹拍埋,直頭似三姐妹添呀!」擦鞋功力有番咁上下嘅我好清楚對方想聽啲咩。809Please respect copyright.PENANAUPG0qJWx80
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「你把口真係甜架姐!利利是是、利利是是!」係表姐表妹兩人鄙視嘅眼光中,姑姐同姑丈分別塞左兩封大利是俾我。809Please respect copyright.PENANAopovVZPHiv
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「咦~阿妹到喇,快啲入黎坐呀!」媽子聽到開門聲之後由廚房趕左出黎迎接客人,左手上仲拎住枝跟安蛇同李蛇學過兩手嘅無敵鴛鴦鏟。809Please respect copyright.PENANAp2DMtTIBel
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「舅母~新年快樂、身體健康!祝你新一年越黎越靚!」表姐表妹一見到媽子立即兩眼發光勤力地打起招呼,然後一面滿足地接過媽子同老豆嘅利是。809Please respect copyright.PENANAxg2tPO8JTo
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超,虛偽!你兩個女人咪又係咁!
而只得三百幾呎嘅屋仔入面一下子就坐左七個人。809Please respect copyright.PENANAMObAWVtvSo
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一安坐落黎之後大家緊係就係一番噓寒問暖,因為我地兩家關係比較親密,因此大家都直黎直去,冇咩轉彎抹角。而且呢種直接嘅問答純水真係為左知道大家最近嘅生活如何,並唔係為左係到耀武揚威。809Please respect copyright.PENANAnwbIE5gV2v
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「明仔,畢業後番工番成點呀,你地大學生應該幾好撈呀?」姑姐好奇地問道。809Please respect copyright.PENANAMqYTBS5LU8
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姑姐同姑丈都係從試飲食業嘅人,一個係樓面嘅經理,一個係廚房嘅大佬,兩個人辛苦咁多年都叫做捱到有出頭天,而我地屋企嘅三糕大部份都係黎自佢地手中。809Please respect copyright.PENANAD7DqZSU4HG
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因為姑姐同老豆都係出身比較貧窮嘅家庭,姑姐好少少叫中三畢業,但老豆直頭係中三未到就輟學,因此呢一輩人對「大學生」呢個名詞有住奇怪嘅仰慕,甚至可以話係盲目嘅信仰,成日將大學生同埋搵到錢畫上等號。809Please respect copyright.PENANAUh48cEXGcV
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「咪又係咁,搵得個萬尾鬆少少。」我苦笑回答。809Please respect copyright.PENANAYxD2NWdBXy
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「都唔錯架喇,家陣市道唔好!最衰都係個維尼個仆街喇,好地地要搞尻人地美帝係到搵交打,家陣出撚哂事喇!」姑丈火上心道開屌道,火爆嘅廚房佬性格咁多年都冇改到,同啲偏藍中坑唔同,一開口就屌尻我地又勝一仗嘅祖國。809Please respect copyright.PENANAMNF0DJle9S
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「當初班系系地嘅西人管雖然麻麻地,但起碼叫搵撚到食呀,家陣多得呀淋病,咩都衰!日日生意都唔爆嘅,真係遲早都要斬緊啲人手!」企係最前線服務業嘅佢地永遠明白咩係呢種情境下最苦嘅只會係我地呢班無依無靠嘅星斗市民。809Please respect copyright.PENANAQH1WIok7k9
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「喂,死佬,唔講粗口你係咪唔識講野架呢?」姑姐怒目而視,而姑丈都直接化作死狗,唔敢再出聲。809Please respect copyright.PENANAp1DAtFuig7
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「咁咪幾好,有份穩定工作,咁咪幾好。」姑姐笑道,見到我家陣叫做開始上到軌道,唔再好似以前咁渾渾噩噩過生活,佢都好開心。809Please respect copyright.PENANArhWWc78t7i
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「咁阿珊同小慧呢排又點呀?」媽子問道,阿珊係大我一年嘅表姐,小慧係細我四年嘅表妹。809Please respect copyright.PENANAM2oLE9rUOa
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「有乜點,阿珊咪又係係西餅鋪學緊師,小慧囉咪係調景嶺到讀緊設計囉...整下餅同畫下畫,呢兩樣野都唔知未來養唔養得到自己!」姑姐明顯對於兩個人嘅未來發展唔多睇好。809Please respect copyright.PENANAjqP6sZyvQz
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比較文靜嘅表姐冇咩感覺,反正佢係真心鍾意呢樣野,同時又因為工作而識到而家交往左三年半嘅男朋友。809Please respect copyright.PENANAFELEHXSGyU
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但MK嘅表妹小慧就好似俾人踩著條尾咁。809Please respect copyright.PENANAc1VzClm2um
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「設計讀黎有咩問題先,鍾意畫畫又冇錯!」小慧駁道,佢唔容許自己鍾意嘅野俾人踩到一文不值咁。809Please respect copyright.PENANAim7QbnjpND
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同時佢好似望左望我一眼,鋒利嘅眼神好似要刺入我嘅心房咁,而我就側側頭避開佢嘅眼光,好似逃避緊某樣野。809Please respect copyright.PENANAq6Q9YgAkKX
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「搵到自己想做嘅野咪得~女仔人家有時有啲野學下,揸係手,咁樣都好嘅!」媽子幫口,廢事年初一就要見住佢地嘈交。809Please respect copyright.PENANAU3uglCtjyh
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「係喇,兩個女又唔偷唔搶,學下野做下野咪幾好!」姑丈幫拖講道。809Please respect copyright.PENANAMiublngEk8
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「妹,佢地大喇,識諗架喇。」老豆支持。809Please respect copyright.PENANARiBu4SGd0V
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「唉,好好好!」其實我地都知姑姐唔係希望兩個女搵大錢養佢,只係想佢地未來生活過得好少少,最起碼唔洗好似自己咁捱左大半世都仲要做到狗咁。809Please respect copyright.PENANA68oFtKAVp5
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「係喇,話時話,明仔都成廿三架喇。」姑姐話鋒突然一轉,將仲嬲緊嘅小慧晾左係一邊!809Please respect copyright.PENANA4SzneZyA9q
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「係囉,都大架喇!身為我地畢家嫡孫呢,其實真係要諗下拍拖結婚呢啲野喇!」姑丈應道,我感到有啲唔對路。809Please respect copyright.PENANAGh7r2VYcGK
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