本來以為係鞭屍，點知大家功力仲高、仲絕，姑姐同姑丈一唱一和，居然同我做起媒人！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUaWf1SPoc
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我見到佢地已經打開左wechat，然後將一個經過高p嘅女仔相拎左出黎俾大家欣賞。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IawbQNGZK
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「唔洗喇阿妹～有心囉～」媽子開懷大笑，對比起相中個位經過大執之後仲係未達到中上程度嘅女仔，佢心目中已經有一個更佳人選。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGIwLoGtfq
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「唔好客氣喇，大家一家人！」姑姐以為媽子死要面。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsthJ1r9o5s
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNmMnCp1FR
「唔係呀，妹～明仔佢已經有女朋友喇！」媽子臉色有幾分傲然。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUbUFRthk4
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW5wgww7lb
大家都露出驚訝嘅表情，連嬲緊嘅小慧都轉身望向我擺出個「居然」嘅表情。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO49F4nwlVU
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W9RBd3UWE
「係呀～尋日先帶左去我個邊食團年飯咋嘛！」媽子笑到好似中左六合彩咁，或者本以為會孤獨終老嘅仔居然搵到個女朋友真係令到佢咁開心掛？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnKs1v97ba
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「咁樣有冇相睇下呀？」姑姐問道。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7UxX6uaCk
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轟！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkDzgMozuW
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我猶如遭受到五雷轟頂，突然間好似企都企唔穩咁樣，呢句無心之問極為致命！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV5zh8o4Zg
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀—721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56dYcqSahb
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀——721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8Ol7J7eho
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀———721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTZZSoFDxE
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELah6UCHGF
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呢句唔為意嘅說話令到我仲慌張過番工見老頂present未完成嘅工作。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24nSJYjLsY
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屌！我手頭上根本就冇Tiffany嘅相，點算好！！！
聽到姑姐呢句話之後我個表情就好似硬食完席席bird極，但又唔死得，夾硬一血吊命咁款。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW2FhgfZYW
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzid248wCVj
係一瞬間體會左痛苦，接住係掙扎，到最後好似釋懷要放棄咁。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTgfs8t2mc
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfmlmQhfKN
「係囉，看黎俾姑丈望望，睇下你眼光點樣先！」有得食花生時，姑丈就變到十分之踴躍，連係一邊嘅文青表姐都突然逼埋黎想觀摩一番。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzUQSuxfcI
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64uHkmNrK2
感覺唔到手機從褲袋傳黎任何震動，我就知道Tiffany一定仲係潛緊水，搵到佢黎打救我都已經世界末日喇，唔通我真係要就咁樣命喪黃泉？話俾大家知道其實尋日嘅事情只不過我自導自演嘅一場鬧劇？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhJMT406tf
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不！！！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3FygLSBJ8
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我嘅腦袋不停咁樣運作，就好似Newtype咁樣每每係呢種最危險嘅關頭就一定可以搵到突破口，阿寶嘅身影係我腦海中閃過，鼓勵我唔好做柒頭，重複前人犯過同樣嘅錯誤。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxmUTtbtGb
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTqh6snfVk
「唉，有啲肚痛，去個洗手間先。一陣出黎再同大家好好地討論呢個問題！」我使出有別於五大查克拉忍術嘅第六遁，借尿遁。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCKUBglJn9
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EiHUjMauT
急急走入洗手間，我拎起左自己個部陪伴左自己一段好長時間嘅三叔機，用不捨嘅眼光望住佢。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwwrUkJPxg
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBc4XngH0ZO
多謝你同我行左呢段咁長嘅路，好兄弟！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzsiyZfgyB
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfCk8B7KAl
不過如果三叔機係有靈魂識講野嘅話，一定會直接當面屌柒我，因為我之後要做個行為根本就唔會係稱兄道弟嘅人所會做嘅事情。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRhno77NTv
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三叔機遵從牛先生發現嘅地心吸力定律，順住呢個引力嘅牽動慢慢從我手中滑下，我見到佢就好似luke當初知道老豆係乜水時咁瘋狂呼喊住「NOOOO」。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmTTXlYuaa
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可惜一切都係徒勞無功。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVri1mnxOt
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撲通一聲——721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZL3kEZXqL
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三叔機落入馬桶當中。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAkH382dLN
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我合上雙眼，為佢默哀左三秒鐘，然後拎住濕立立嘅手機出番廳，假裝一臉憂愁同傷心。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfuulJXCNx
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NIGr0l0sr
「唉，岩先居然咁唔小心跌左手機入水，家陣壞左開唔到添！」我一臉抱歉地講道。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTY3iZgmN8
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVwF6Rw14u
哼，為左過關，黑暗兵法我都用埋上場！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK7Sq2aPhT
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZOhLXqz79
公子獻頭，你點擋我！！！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAdIN82Lvx
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqGmmeoA4K
「冇野嘅，你開個電腦都有圖架喇，怕咩姐？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9BYNrkkWF
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ80L6FX5Ln
清楚我用電子產品習性嘅媽子知道我每個星期都會將所有野放上電腦做backup，直接一招收我皮。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkKIaC3L4b
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「呃．．．」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEaVElf9zh
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我腦海中浮出壯烈犧牲嘅三叔機英魂同埋諗出公子獻頭嘅陳某，兩人都對我展現出失望嘅表情。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm3sbzjtJU
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1ORe7q0Ow
點解會係咁．．．？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91ss1MRXsK
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbOTWXTFdF
「入去搵喇你，仲樹係到！」媽子一臉嫌棄，唔知係出於對我呢個仲係到拾下拾下嘅親生仔定係我手上有異味嘅個部手機有所不滿。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvQldTuqlV
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNmVFBfCjb
媽子，你好耶！！！
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtPGyAqDyJ
我神色凝重咁樣拎住部唔知為咩要落水嘅手機行番入房，拎出後備機更換後坐左係自己張枱前面發呆。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cgud06s2t
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對住部電腦，我真係唔知道自己應該點樣先可以變魔術咁樣變啲相出黎。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfnU1PJ3Ck
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71l2EX9Knp
同媽子講冇影過相？呢個實唔得，邊有可能相識六個月都冇張合照先得，咁樣只會更加引起疑心重嘅媽子嘅注意。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡou9dCbWlCs
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXUYV8f0f2
要尋根究底嘅媽，媽子仲勁過男人心一字馬嘅讀心神探，到時我只會更加快暴露出自己嘅底子。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR0Vqj0IiA
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3ItKDZXNv
「Tiffany張相，速速前！」我對住放左係前方嘅手機尻叫一聲，好可惜冇任何嘅效果，眼前冇好戲劇效果咁飛張相出黎，手機亦都冇任何嘅震動。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNYS3VKUYk
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALRNHchrEP
明明已經成十二點幾喇，Tiffany點解仲唔應機嘅？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkboavMuWrR
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq7TWSz0XX
未起身架？冇理由呀，佢八點幾就同我拜左個早年架。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VBQG5XJKG
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGZwlQYkFc
陪屋企人？咁都應該抽到時間可以理下我架姐。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtdNUqLRID
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrXsqh37wK
心入面好似閃過一個我唔多想去考慮嘅答案，越諗越混亂，算！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJfJafdAqZ
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM9aCzmYrd
等得Tiffany應機俾相我，可能都已經日落喇。咁我到底應該點做好呀？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd1EyeY93h
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbT547REmk
明仔明仔，你得嘅，快啲諗下計點樣變幅相出黎呀！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo1XoA4mzG
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9YcZrZpFj
等等．．．變出黎？我望望我桌面上慣左嘅軟件，眼光集中左係被稱為新亞洲四大妖術之首嘅一個軟件上高。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUXkXUa3YQ
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNK22gxv4s
我第一次為自己作為一個archi仔而感到咁高興。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t3WGR9DXN
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Photoshop721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHdLeuYyjO
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由偉大嘅adobe所研發出黎，拯救左無數青春少艾嘅軟件，有左佢真係豬西都可以扮上菜，小美麗都可以變做好美麗！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTM8xKWwPA
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4phXtu4Xyb
平時我頂多用佢黎p下啲死人facade同埋其他尻野，估唔到今次佢可以幫到我手。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVs1kCY5Aw
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7iiuhxRYD
雖然以往除左上連登啲尻po改圖之外好少p真人圖，但係我相信自己係呢一年嘅工作訓練下，實力一定大大地上升。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGnaKNKgi8
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9o0QjEG8g
我係腦海中極速咁樣構想出一幅圖，一個似曾相識嘅畫面出現係腦海，半身照再加上風景作背景，最易上手。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMcHaEifgt
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我快快手係google嘅幫助下搵左張偏日常系嘅佐佐木希相，然後再search左啲比較常用嘅底圖，開始左自己嘅呢個偉大工程。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwakNlnXNIf
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjVRfBxDgN
我一隻手敲打住鍵盤，另一隻手則係拎住隻滑鼠係枱面上疾行，側盡我畢生所學嘅p圖技巧去將佐佐木希改得更似Tiffany，同時都不忘要執好色調同光影。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfDFnpzrgT
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快！還要更快！！！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eohtoD7hn
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYsqnpJkUn
我燃燒住自己大腦嘅每一個細胞，雙手嘅速度達到自己都唔相信嘅境界，一拉、一畫、一扯、一調，如果有人係我身邊旁觀，我相信我呢種純熟而又敏捷嘅手法一定令大家都嘆為觀止。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTHDZqp18a
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好快，一幅曠世大作就咁出現左係我眼前。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRcmHH807C
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUrb8NVj1F
望住眼前嘅作品，我有時真係幾佩服自己作為deadline fighter嘅戰鬥力。
