兩家人飲茶食飯間閒談幾句，時間就過左去，大家食飽飲夠後就咁離開左仲係好擠逼嘅茶樓。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgPunb0fWl
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因為時間尚早，所以信佛嘅媽子同埋姑姐都決定去拜一拜求個安心，保個平安，因此我地兩家人都冇得走甩，要跟住兩位大女人出發去到黃大仙。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9XnkW8nJD
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媽子聽左玲玲姐嘅神算之後知道今年我豬年犯太歲，更加係千叮囑萬提醒，要我一陣唔好尻流流，就係我係唔信任何宗教，但係都要懷住呢乒「敬鬼神」嘅心去參拜，唔準將呢啲野當係玩意。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfUdtqffHy
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黎到黃大仙廟後，媽子同姑姐例牌自己跑左去搞拜祭嘅野，而表姐表妹兩個人都跟住一齊去要上多柱香。女人嘛，唔知點解就係會迷信少少。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT4Jq8vR0N
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而老豆同姨丈兩個人就企左係到吹水，傾下家陣個市道同埋香港各種政策嘅問題，完全冇位俾我插把口，因此我選擇左一條友尻行下算。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknPP1VARMq
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今日嘅黃大仙廟除左人山人海之外，都唔會有其他形容詞可以形容到係點樣，好多人拎住風車同寶貼係我面前行過，虔誠嘅信徒們根本就唔會怕人逼人嘅情況，只要可以上到柱香，佢地理得你地三七廿一，點搏殺都要向前衝去，因此我打消左深入內部嘅諗法，選擇係外圍冇咩人嘅地方行下。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP5fOCFzBN
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呢個時候，我突然停低左腳步，俾一檔算命檔口吸引左。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rwcav8WjB
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人地檔檔算命檔都打扮得靚靚仔仔，但呢檔野就有些少頹廢得濟，仲要位置又偏又細，因此都冇咩人。而佢樹住個枝旗更加頂引，令到呢檔野就好似漆黑中嘅螢火蟲一樣咁奪目，同時又因為呢句野幫佢趕走左唔少客人。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8iu1rHOkb
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「香港神算，只此兼職一天」
我慢慢走近呢個奇怪嘅檔位，只見嗰隨坐左個睇落唔會比我大好多嘅年青人，著住一套普通嘅休閒計動裝，約莫廿七八左右。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHyjUaGlpp
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佢生得比我仲要高大，個樣唔可以話好俊俏，但係有一種好陽剛嘅氣息，十足十以往做戲入面嘅大俠咁款，劍眉星目，而最引人注目嘅地方唔係佢嘅面相，而係佢個頭。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU7z86a7VA
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光頭。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLhnzCm0yT
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道教廟出面有個和尚？？？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlytH7ebccm
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「先生先生，埋黎坐埋黎坐！！！」見到難得嘅客人，佢好興奮咁起身將我拉埋去。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NpNbXuhB0
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「呃．．．我只係睇．．．睇下架咋。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU73yciz0Mr
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「啱呀，緊係要睇喇！唔睇嘅話又點可以算到你命呢？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g3ZSGpIXX
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「唔係，我嘅意思係我只係睇下咋。」見到佢興致勃勃嘅樣，我有啲唔好意思，但都係要道出事實。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC4kk7GIXo
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「得喇，我睇咩都得嘅！可以睇臉相、手相、八字喇，總知可以睇嘅我都差唔多識哂架喇！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AYLsytlzT
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「唔係，我嘅意思係我只係落過睇下咋！」我解釋道。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoCo4o5D2X
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RscI6Wtpd
「咪咁掃興喇，難得一次黎到，唔係唔算就走呀？」佢嘅口吻有幾分似戒毒廣告入面引人吸毒嘅痴線佬。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYvpfTRy28
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「啲人成日講人算不如天算，計我話就緊係人定勝天喇！！！」唔知解我感覺到呢個光頭哥身上有住股即刻駁咀嘅氣息係到，我嘅理智話我知，見到呢條友真係好即刻走。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleOQ3Xullw
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見到我猶豫嘅臉色，佢突然加多句：「拿見你係今日第一個客，我俾個五折你，三舊水就得！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPckxjUxyd
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屌，三舊水夠我課多pack金喇，我射落海都唔射俾你個痴線佬喇！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2orEkqMh6P
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjhMsJaqL1
見到我想走開，佢又扯住我講道：「我怕左你！兩舊水，好嗎？新年第一日，大家和和氣氣呀，俾我做到單生意都好掛？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0LINMs1ir
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「但係，我真係唔多需要啵！」我企硬立場，就算係班健身推銷狗都冇令到我屈服，更何況係你呢個睇相佬！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9gkuAeqk1
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「拿，風水佬就呃你十年八年嘅！但我睇相佬就唔同，誠實過食左誠實豆沙包，你睇下有冇人講過睇相佬呃你十年八年呀？」光頭哥又開始自己嘅9up之道。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBOZswopGV
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屌，咪係啲玄學撚，有分別咩？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbNEFHDv4q
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJskVHxZ5F
「但係．．．」正當我想駁停佢時，光頭哥已經搭住我隻手行去佢檔野到坐低。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyZbg8gdhE
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tKng5iFnI
「但咩係呀，拿！我見小兄弟你我有緣，咁多檔野你唔行埋去只係行埋黎我呢到，證明你係行家，識貨。」唔知點解光頭哥力大無窮，夾生將我扯去佢檔野到，但係又唔會拉得我隻手痛。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwaVQ4gzo6
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「你知唔知咩叫識英雄重英雄？家陣我當你係好朋友，真係跳樓大特賣喇，一舊水喇，好冇！」唔知點解，呢位光頭哥好似好有需要做到一個客人咁樣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYg1wdlJBf
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屌，你捉尻住我隻手唔俾我走，我要點樣講no姐？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5yq3yyPMV
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「好喇．．．」我就咁樣俾人半強逼式下黎到檔口坐低。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVM6RQ4oiz
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算喇，當俾一舊水係新正頭買個平安快樂，俾錢你個光頭道士食餐飯。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJZK3am3Id
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「係喇，未請教小兄弟你高姓大名？」突然間光頭哥畫風轉得好快，個樣變到好正經。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsHxWQvt46
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「問者先答！」但係因為啱先佢尻得濟，唔知點解我更係冇辦法當佢係一個真正嘅算命師傅。對住呢個神棍，我決定要拎番個氣勢番黎，就算俾人當水魚，我都要水得開開心心，拎個彩數！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyy12924o0G
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佢用好似見到小學雞嘅眼神望住我。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvmBtDmvGl
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「我？」光頭哥坐係我嘅對面，唔知點解我感覺到佢嘅氣場好似有啲唔同左咁。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphaa1g2rfM
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「本人行不更名，坐不改姓。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XCseJy18t
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「陳太一。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl9UNPkrpO
「陳太一？」聽到對方報上名來，我腦海中即刻將對方同埋某個動畫角色聯想埋一齊，兩個人嘅影子重疊埋一齊。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSQXcTjYCI
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我係腦海中見證住童年破滅嘅一瞬間，太一點解你大個之後會直頭禿埋頭？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNBOtkpBIl
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正當我想問下陳生，佢到底係咪俾選中嘅細路時，對方好似已經知道我準備講咩。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAgAg7RhnO
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「屌你，我唔識亞古獸，都冇去過數碼世界呀！」佢搶先一步答道。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojXyUmhboJ
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76HgaDuARx
唉，仲諗住同佢乞番個勇氣徽章，等自己可以有番啲膽量去面對面前嘅所有問題。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB2PYXJ0EQ
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDzwMJDaSH
「拿，其實我地算命佬都有自己嘅準則，你唔好再尻嗡浪費大家時間，阻住其他客人黎睇相嘛，你到底叫咩名？」太一面皮極厚，啱先仲係到死𦧲我黎幫襯，家陣相都未睇，錢都未袋穩，一見我坐定左就已經開始把炮起黎。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx7pVm7UBG
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人地都叫打完齋唔要和尚，你家陣齋都未打，居然已經識得也文也武。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0BWTx8F0y
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「畢寄明。」我雖然心入面係到媽叉緊佢，但係都係老實作答。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPjejlw786
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsYfYkMwKF
「生辰八字呢？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr0gjdZzgG
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WBzI35AYP
「呃．．．」我係紙上寫得自己生日定埋出世日子，錢都俾左喇，唔差在真係俾佢算一算。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjwceVbmpL
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8nF6pxcTg
只見佢右手掐指一算，口中諗諗有詞。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNlQV0PPJi
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB92yWk1KlK
「男命、乙亥、甲申、癸酉、寅时。」見到佢好似真係好專心咁幫我算緊命，我唔知點解覺得成個畫面都好怪異，呢條友唔通真係有番兩手？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE59zJxufJ
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你嗡乜呀大佬？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVLnWWyHNE
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「命日元旺盛，喜木火土、忌金水。」只見佢將手拍落張枱，未等我反應得切就已經捉住我隻手一望。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mdZZ77gxc
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佢神色好凝重咁款。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJMyydPTuo
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「喂，小兄弟，你想聽我講老實話定係安慰你嘅說話？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIF7yYQMbt
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9krbYzfM8
「新年流流，你唔好兇我呀大佬！」新春大家都係求個好意頭，我感覺到陳生好似諗住再進一步出招。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8dv0o8RyY
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq2LoiN6yR
「拿，你過多兩舊水黎俾我，教你點拆局。」我收番啱先對佢嘅睇法，果然呢條友係神棍黎！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxkcqiW1CN
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriAIyIBDKk
聽到佢呢句話後，我立即起身準備離開呢個地方。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78b2adOhGN
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U94I2I7vb
「你家陣係咪煩惱緊咩係人生意義？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBJRhP2c8X
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgsZuqI8NZ
佢嘅話令我離開嘅腳步變得緩慢左。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fNYb8UFn1
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW9yjSsJoc
「你係咪同時仲煩緊啲有關金錢同感情嘅事？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaE6kyCCZ9
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeehYDMaMtn
我頓左一下，但隨即又諗人生其實除左錢同情呢兩樣野，根本冇咩好煩，啲算命佬玩大包圍玩到好精妙，差啲又俾佢陰到。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrQafthI3P
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUqD24siMe
「收左你錢我都提下你，記得盡避呢個同時連繫到錢同埋情嘅女人，唔係你一定會有血光之災。」太一唔理我想唔想聽，繼續講道。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIQFdvyijH
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MpJHdyp78
「靚仔，你我終有緣，呢個財你遲早要破。」太一笑一笑，唔諗住繼續留客，留下一句宣言就罷。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda81gCYZw8
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcbMUaQ1s9
「信同唔信就好睇你自己，保重喇。」佢再次坐番自己位上面，準備搵下一個「客戶」。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQk4mTyh98
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而我則係行番去搵老豆同姑丈，同時內心係到諗緊：「唔可以俾個痴線佬搞亂我嘅心神」。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnvZ1A4oza
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咩夢想同人生意義，咩有關錢同情嘅ptgf，呢條神棍一定係痴線佬尻講講中，我畢寄明一定可以處理好呢啲事情。
